How to Keep Men from Missing the Toilet

[Karen]

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From http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/04/29/how-to-keep-men-from-missing-the-toilet.aspx

[orthodoxymoron]

Guys...keep your eye on the fly.:tongue2::lightsabre:

[Jack]

:naughty:

Fantastic!

[Ross H]

hehe, us blokes like something to aim at:gun_bandana:

Also there's no toilet seat to lift up:winner_second_h4h:

peace always:original::original::original:

[TheObserver]

When a woman complains the seat is up, put the lid down as well so they still have to do something. :wink2:

[Ross H]

oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...
:shocked:

[Christo888]

So what if there is a real fly on the wall? :lmfao::lmfao:

[Karen]

oooh... i've got into serious trouble for not putting the seat back down...
:shocked:

Yep, it's lots of fun when groggily sleepwalking in the middle of the night to sit down and fall into that cold porcelain pit.

Some mommies teach their little boys to sit down when they go.

My mom has to clean the public bathrooms at the family business - sometimes I hear her clean christian expletives reverberating through the hallways.

[mntruthseeker]

I had to use cheerios to train the little ones in my family. Boy what a brilliant idea. LOL LOL give them something to aim for and that would be better than cheerios

[Christo888]

OH NO!!!! From now on I'm gonna have to wait for a fly to land somewhere! :lmfao::lmfao:
:mad3:

[Starlah]

Strange I was just saying to a friend today "I feel like a Fly caught in a ointment jar"....maybe the closer Truth is "I feel like a Fly caught in a toilet bowl"......:lmfao:
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:roll1::roll1::roll1::tongue2:

[GaiaLove]

I would try and rescue the fly..:tears:

[orthodoxymoron]

Flys have souls too...don't they?

[Fredkc]

I would try and rescue the fly..:tears:
Theres always one, ain't there? :mfr_lol:
Handy hint for Gaia; Do not eat the big white mint!

[pyrangello]

Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "

[beren]

Yep, it's lots of fun when groggily sleepwalking in the middle of the night to sit down and fall into that cold porcelain pit.

Some mommies teach their little boys to sit down when they go.

My mom has to clean the public bathrooms at the family business - sometimes I hear her clean christian expletives reverberating through the hallways.

Give me a break :wall:

:lmao::mfr_lol:

we men can also say why the thing is left down?????

women today....:lmao:

[Myra]

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN! :jawdrop:

My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash. :mfr_omg: Seriously guys, it's not that difficult!!! :lol3:

....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner :yikes: this should not be a problem.....

So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL! :roll1:

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover. :mfr_lol:

[burgundia]

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN! :jawdrop:



Problem-reaction-solution...:lmfao:
( it would be easier for everybody):lol3:

[TheObserver]

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!) :naughty:

[burgundia]

I actually do sit to urinate more often than not at home. (I hope that's not TMI (too much information) for some!) :naughty:

Very valuable piece if information for American letter agencies....:lol3:
But anyway....i would like to congratulate you on that....

[iainl140285]

What a weird thread!! :mfr_lol:
Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason :lmfao::lmao:

PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies :smoke:

[Myra]

What a weird thread!! :mfr_lol:
Still, why should we sit?? We dudes were blessed with pointers for a reason :lmfao::lmao:

PLUS! I always put the lid back down for the ladies :smoke:

:mfr_lol:

[waitinginthewings]

Well I usually get up a few times a night, a few nights ago I walked in to the bathroom in the dark, I'm pretty good or so i thought , started taking a leak and heard the sprinkle of something hitting the lid, yes the toliet seat was down prior too! There's nothing worse than having to turn on the light and clean the tolit and floor from a direct hit in the dark in the middle of the night. lol , Oh and feel like an idiot to boot! This act is also know as a "Manism "

:mfr_lol::lmfao:thats funny.......manism......I must remember that one:roll1:

[waitinginthewings]

Problem-reaction-solution...:lmfao:
( it would be easier for everybody):lol3:

Good one burgundia:naughty:

[lindabaker]

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[Humble Janitor]

What an odd thread.

Now only if we could teach women how to flush afterwards.

[Myra]

Hahahahaha this thread is funny! The little Fly idea is cute anyway. :original:

[Karen]

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

[Ross H]

yes Karen, we are, I go outside in the privacy of my acreage, very free, saves water!

[Karen]

I suppose that's why women wear/wore skirts.

[orthodoxymoron]

I once attended a concert at Ambassador Auditorium in Pasadena, CA. They had a well dressed attendant in a very elegant restroom to keep everything spotless. Peeing was more of a pleasure than usual.

Unrelatedly...a urologist published an advertisement reading 'Can't Pee? See Me!'

[TheObserver]

Can't pee? See me!

That reminds me of a comedian who said he saw a "Pregnant? We can help." sign graffitied with "Not pregnant? I can help!". :lol3:

[orthodoxymoron]

That was below the belt!:naughty::wub2:

[beren]

My ex girlfriend(she is American) and I had a funny quarrel which ended up in lot of laughs...
We were talking same stuff like here and she claimed same as Karen here, namely what if you go in the middle of the night and sit in darkness and ...oooops ...fall :original: into the ceramic hole...

Well I said , why don´t you switch a light before you sit there:original:
so then you would see where your a** is going ...
ah well I guess it is a hard job to put it down....:naughty:

[beren]

Yes, this thread was meant to be weird, odd, and funny.

And yes, it tugs at one of those "battle of the sexes" topics.

Most women are jealous you guys can just go pee anywhere without hanging your buns out in public.

:naughty:

[Ross H]

I've got an even better idea!

Why don't you guys just SIT DOWN! :jawdrop:

My Husband does it by choice and so there's no splash. :mfr_omg: Seriously guys, it's not that difficult!!! :lol3:

....and unless one is walking around with a constant boner :yikes: this should not be a problem.....

So make it easier on the woman in your life and yourselves because there's no mess LOL! :roll1:

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover. :mfr_lol:



Iv'e had to perform a certain yoga position in hope of directing at least some of the early morning water works into the bowl...not that easy:lmao:

The guys know what Im talking about:nono:

[pyrangello]

I just remembered I was at a Rod Stewart concert at tiger stadium in detroit over 10 years ago, while I was in the mens bathroom, the girls stormed our bathroom tired of waiting for the other gals, one gal stood right in front of the urinal and lifted her skirt and arched back and aimed, it was pretty hysterical but she said she couldn't hold it any longer. lol

Or how about the at the Church of Norte Dame in France, they have outside community urinals right outside the church in the open, get done with mass, communion and go take a leak outside LOL . And they have a bunch of them!

[mudra]

As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...:sad:
I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..:nono:
And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..:roll1:

Love Always
mudra

[Tango]

Come On... Someone Peed, in a sink... No Way...

A girl in a urinal, I always wondered why women didn't have urinals they
seem better suited for it... I don't know what kind of shot they are...
We had a relief tube, in the aircraft... Sooo, why not.


Trooly,

Tango




As GaiaLove I would rescue the fly ...poor thing...:sad:
I think a good system would be to have toilets that could be elevated to different heights and a comfortable one for men ..as I have known some who solved the problem by peeing in the sink .. I know .. disgusting ..:nono:
And what about when they are drunk and see two flys instead of One..:roll1:

Love Always
mudra

[waitinginthewings]

I wonder why they choose a fly for the urinals, why not a large colored dot! Maybe the fly appeals to the primitive killer instinct in males.:naughty:

[Myra]

Iv'e had to perform a certain yoga position in hope of directing at least some of the early morning water works into the bowl...not that easy:lmao:

The guys know what Im talking about:nono:

:mfr_lol: Come to think of it my Husband does know about that one too.:naughty:

[Christo888]

Of course a Public Toilet is a different story I always hover. :mfr_lol:

Just when you ladies thought you had the guys by the short hairs... :lmfao:

Waiting for the restroom at the ol coffee shop ... finally hear the toidy flush and then this nice lady walks out. I approach the target and low and behold after all this time... I thought it was just lazy guys peeing all over the seat!!!

Ladies if you would be so kind as to lift the seat up before you hover!!!!! :mfr_omg::mfr_omg::mfr_omg::tongue2:

:mfr_lol::mfr_lol::mfr_lol: