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Avast ye mateys!
September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day...
...Try it -- or you'll be walkin' the plank, ya scurvy landlubber...
09-19-2008, 04:47 AM
SO theres this captain pirate right ,
and hes got a steering wheel in his pants,
and his ship mate says "hey matey you've got a steering wheel in your pants!!"
and the captian says "Arrrrr I knowwww ITss Driving ME NUTS!"
thats the best I got at this hour
Escaped from th' brig, I did, an' signed on to a fine ship. There be a land of endless wonder, an' to dat land we be a sailin'.
Dey calls it... AVALON.
Who's with me?!?
09-19-2008, 05:01 AM
Oh man, this is going the be fun. ARG! I always seem to miss out on this holiday. ARG! Shiver me timbers lassy, it be gosh darn Friday. Bring out the Rum boys! Ah har har har har har...
JesterrrTerrrrrestrrial, GrregorrrrArrrrrturrro. Welcome aboarrrd, mateys.
Now swab the deck, or....
09-19-2008, 07:37 AM
09-19-2008, 10:52 AM
Smartly to the prow, old salts and lubbers. Toss me an extra pair of deadlights, lad, for me thinks me see planks with flowery growths on them ahead. To the jollyboats, me hearties!
The last blaggard to the land will be handsomely rewarded with a trip to Davy Jones' locker, which spells, arrrrr!, ye be drinking the vast reserves of salty and poxy rum.
...er heads will roll (eye dozed off, eye did)...
All hail Cap'n Obvious!
Hip hip! Kazaa!
Arr, Cap'n, dere be farrr too many kegs uv ale aboarrrd. Praytell, what would be yer coarse uv ackshun?
[Talkin' like a pirate be one ting, but tryin' ta type like one can be tedious, it can.]
09-19-2008, 05:04 PM
ARRRRRRR ME MATY
09-19-2008, 06:18 PM
SHIVER ME TIMBERS! (we had a cold front here)
09-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Arrh! Sign me up captain! I got meself a parrot and a wooden leg!!
09-20-2008, 04:15 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ye swamp bucket smells like a rotten Burnake, arrrrrrrrrrrr that swine bellied coward thinks he can take my precious plunder!!!! TO THE PLANK WITH THAT SCUZLUFFIN (?) and lets see if his treasure can make his **** a raft!!!!!!!
Ben Burnake is a bad man who needs to realize money cannot be eaten :)
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