How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Bigfatfurrytexan]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[JohnWdoe]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man you really brought a smile to my face with that one :mfr_lol:

Thanx for that hahahaha :) great stuff man just great.

[ElvenMyst]

Ok....how many Fox news viewers does it take to change a light bulb..??

None...they won't do it.They would rather be in the dark....

[Soul Sequence]

You've obviously read many of these threads! Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the little break. Peace.
:roll1:

[Dantheman62]

Ok....how many Fox news viewers does it take to change a light bulb..??

None...they won't do it.They would rather be in the dark....
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[arcora]

You forgot....

One to start a new thread commenting about how many people responded to the light bulb change thread.

[matrix]

LOL!!

And in the mean time we are going off grid...

love

[Frank Samuel]

the answers to these questions Tex depends on the time of the day,
early in the morning with sleep knocking at my door I will mumble and write something stupid...Well to change a ligth bulb is that a flourescent or a regular one, with a dimmer or a grafik eye oh well... Let me think about it... what was your question again...:roll1::biggrin2:

[visual co-creator]

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[Nik]

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

My favourite! :naughty:

[Theresa]

HA! really.... to the forum creators..."be careful what you wish for..." it's all good!!! Blessings!

[Ava]

There are light bulbs in here? :shocked: :mfr_omg: :mf_popeanim:

[doodah]

This is hilarious. But what it really points out, seriously, is what is potentially a difficulty ahead in trying to form communities! Even among basically like-minded people, all this diversion. That's a symptom of the world as it exist now. How do we evolve beyond this?

[Bigfatfurrytexan]

This is hilarious. But what it really points out, seriously, is what is potentially a difficulty ahead in trying to form communities! Even among basically like-minded people, all this diversion. That's a symptom of the world as it exist now. How do we evolve beyond this?

LOL...the irony of your post....

[doodah]

LOL...the irony of your post....

Right. Sorry. I'm outta here.

[Shellie]

OMG I'm crying that was so funny.:lmfao:

[indakaz]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


haha I LOVE IT! soooo true, I try not to post arbitrary statements I think we really need to keep the ******** boiled down to a fine paste here because sifting through pointless comments sucks! sorry for this one

[Dantheman62]

Bump!!!!!!!

[Swanny]

Hey Dan your a couple of months late

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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[Dantheman62]

HaHa I know, but this is one of my favorite threads! LOL!!!!!

[Jacqui D]

This ones a long one ER! what are we talking about!lol.:wall:

[orthodoxymoron]

1 whistleblower to shed light on a black project.

[Alterego]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


So the answer is 1 forum member:lol3:? haha

[Debi5]

It feels so good to laugh!!!:roll1:

[Seashore]

Thanks Bigfatfurrytexan!

I haven't laughed this much in a long time.

Did you write all that yourself?

[Dantheman62]

Hey seashore, Tex is long gone, and wrote that about 8 months ago. I just found it and bumped it up!

[Seashore]

Hey seashore, Tex is long gone...

Too bad for us...

[Agape]

Coincidentally, i've heard a joke with similar title from another friend at another times, it sounded like..

''How many members of NSA does it take to change a light bulb ? '' The answer was : ''None because they need to keep us in dark''.

Hope no one around feels offended :naughty:

[BROOK]

Coincidentally, i've heard a joke with similar title from another friend at another times, it sounded like..

''How many members of NSA does it take to change a light bulb ? '' The answer was : ''None because they need to keep us in dark''.

Hope no one around feels offended :naughty:

Now that is seriously funny :mfr_lol:

[Carmen]

:woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_ jump:

BigfatfurryTexan, You made my day!!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Love it

Carmen

[J_rod7]

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THEN, OF COURSE:::

The Metaphysics of INNER LIGHT requires NO bulb Ah-Tall


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[Zeddo]

now did anyone bother to ask the light bulb if it wanted to be changed?

[Malynda]

now did anyone bother to ask the light bulb if it wanted to be changed?

:lol3:

[nagual]

:roll1::roll1::roll1:

[Dantheman62]

bump again!

[Wormhole]

Oh thank God!!! :roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:: roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::r oll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::ro ll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

Peace of Find,
Wormhole

[Dantheman62]

HaHaHa

[Christo888]

Holy **** LMAO... DTM thanks for bringin this to light. :lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::l ol3::lol3::lol3:

Probably wouldn't have been as funny if I read it back then.


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao:

[Dantheman62]

One more time! LOL

[rhythm]

J ust send for rhythmm

she will light up the planet for yers all:sneaky2:


:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

[rhythm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4COeD4_6A
this one will light avalon up ... take back the power:naughty:

[rhythm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4COeD4_6A

[Dantheman62]

And "bump" again!

[happyhollergal]

Dan, thanks so much for bumping this. I can't believe that I've been here all this time and never read that. This one brought real laughs out loud and tears from my eyes. We need hearty laughter like this all the time on Avalon. We have enough serious mess to deal with in the real world. If I had read that when I was new, it would've went over my head, now I completely understand and it's wonderful that Tex posted that. :roll1:

[Dantheman62]

Dan, thanks so much for bumping this. I can't believe that I've been here all this time and never read that. This one brought real laughs out loud and tears from my eyes. We need hearty laughter like this all the time on Avalon. We have enough serious mess to deal with in the real world. If I had read that when I was new, it would've went over my head, now I completely understand and it's wonderful that Tex posted that. :roll1:



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[whitefluffy]

:roll1::lmao::mfr_lol:
Ooooooh, thats sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should change your name to bigfatFUNNYtexan.:winner_first_h4h:

You got me chuckling just with the title:roftl:

[aroundthetable]

hehe!!!

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

you forgot to put a space between...controversy and image

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage

:lmao:

[Dantheman62]

And "bump" again!




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[Panta rhei]

Haha!! :lol3:

1 to claim that the light bulb in reality is not a light bulb at all
because he has first hand testimony that the light bulb
is Dan Burishs looking glass.

[Anchor]

And several more to bump the thread to make us all laugh about it again and again :)

[mudra]

And one to remind them to switch the Light on ....:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:

Laugh Always
mudra

[es7ter]

This is gold !! :mfr_lol:

[whitefluffy]

now, just where did that bigfurry funny texan go?

still changing light bulbs?:mfr_lol:

[mudra]

We maybe could have another try at swithching the Light back on ;)

Love Always
mudra

[Anchor]

Ha ha ha ha - all over again.

This thread should get an award or something.

Its so bloody funny its amazing.

AJ..

[THE eXchanger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Hv0Mrzxwc

[greybeard]

Light bulb, who needs one?
There is so much methane being released here, I dare some one to strike a match.
:naughty:
Serious I dont do. Well most of the time I dont
Ch

[Carmen]

Ha ha Ha:lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3:

Even after all this time, this joke still cracks me up.:tongue2::tongue2:

Thanks BFFT

Cheers

Carmen

PS We need a bit of humour round here at the moment!!!:tears::naughty:

[MargueriteBee]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Bravo!:smoke: