View Full Version : How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
Bigfatfurrytexan
09-20-2008, 04:16 AM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
JohnWdoe
09-20-2008, 04:19 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man you really brought a smile to my face with that one :mfr_lol:
Thanx for that hahahaha :) great stuff man just great.
ElvenMyst
09-20-2008, 04:22 AM
Ok....how many Fox news viewers does it take to change a light bulb..??
None...they won't do it.They would rather be in the dark....
Soul Sequence
09-20-2008, 04:23 AM
You've obviously read many of these threads! Absolutely hilarious, thanks for the little break. Peace.
:roll1:
Dantheman62
09-20-2008, 04:28 AM
Ok....how many Fox news viewers does it take to change a light bulb..??
None...they won't do it.They would rather be in the dark....
...........................................
arcora
09-20-2008, 11:55 AM
You forgot....
One to start a new thread commenting about how many people responded to the light bulb change thread.
matrix
09-20-2008, 12:00 PM
LOL!!
And in the mean time we are going off grid...
love
Frank Samuel
09-20-2008, 12:09 PM
the answers to these questions Tex depends on the time of the day,
early in the morning with sleep knocking at my door I will mumble and write something stupid...Well to change a ligth bulb is that a flourescent or a regular one, with a dimmer or a grafik eye oh well... Let me think about it... what was your question again...:roll1::biggrin2:
visual co-creator
09-20-2008, 12:14 PM
*
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
My favourite! :naughty:
Theresa
09-20-2008, 01:38 PM
HA! really.... to the forum creators..."be careful what you wish for..." it's all good!!! Blessings!
There are light bulbs in here? :shocked: :mfr_omg: :mf_popeanim:
doodah
09-20-2008, 04:58 PM
This is hilarious. But what it really points out, seriously, is what is potentially a difficulty ahead in trying to form communities! Even among basically like-minded people, all this diversion. That's a symptom of the world as it exist now. How do we evolve beyond this?
Bigfatfurrytexan
09-20-2008, 05:08 PM
This is hilarious. But what it really points out, seriously, is what is potentially a difficulty ahead in trying to form communities! Even among basically like-minded people, all this diversion. That's a symptom of the world as it exist now. How do we evolve beyond this?
LOL...the irony of your post....
doodah
09-20-2008, 05:25 PM
LOL...the irony of your post....
Right. Sorry. I'm outta here.
Shellie
09-20-2008, 05:32 PM
OMG I'm crying that was so funny.:lmfao:
indakaz
09-20-2008, 05:49 PM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
haha I LOVE IT! soooo true, I try not to post arbitrary statements I think we really need to keep the ******** boiled down to a fine paste here because sifting through pointless comments sucks! sorry for this one
Dantheman62
05-04-2009, 09:38 PM
Bump!!!!!!!
Swanny
05-04-2009, 09:41 PM
Hey Dan your a couple of months late
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:thumb_yello:
Dantheman62
05-04-2009, 09:46 PM
HaHa I know, but this is one of my favorite threads! LOL!!!!!
Jacqui D
05-04-2009, 09:57 PM
This ones a long one ER! what are we talking about!lol.:wall:
orthodoxymoron
05-04-2009, 10:02 PM
1 whistleblower to shed light on a black project.
Alterego
05-04-2009, 10:45 PM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
So the answer is 1 forum member:lol3:? haha
Debi5
05-04-2009, 10:55 PM
It feels so good to laugh!!!:roll1:
Seashore
05-04-2009, 11:03 PM
Thanks Bigfatfurrytexan!
I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Did you write all that yourself?
Dantheman62
05-04-2009, 11:10 PM
Hey seashore, Tex is long gone, and wrote that about 8 months ago. I just found it and bumped it up!
Seashore
05-04-2009, 11:14 PM
Hey seashore, Tex is long gone...
Too bad for us...
Agape
05-04-2009, 11:19 PM
Coincidentally, i've heard a joke with similar title from another friend at another times, it sounded like..
''How many members of NSA does it take to change a light bulb ? '' The answer was : ''None because they need to keep us in dark''.
Hope no one around feels offended :naughty:
BROOK
05-04-2009, 11:51 PM
Coincidentally, i've heard a joke with similar title from another friend at another times, it sounded like..
''How many members of NSA does it take to change a light bulb ? '' The answer was : ''None because they need to keep us in dark''.
Hope no one around feels offended :naughty:
Now that is seriously funny :mfr_lol:
Carmen
05-05-2009, 02:15 AM
:woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_jump::woot_ jump:
BigfatfurryTexan, You made my day!!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Love it
Carmen
J_rod7
05-05-2009, 02:23 AM
*******
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THEN, OF COURSE:::
The Metaphysics of INNER LIGHT requires NO bulb Ah-Tall
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Zeddo
05-05-2009, 03:08 AM
now did anyone bother to ask the light bulb if it wanted to be changed?
Malynda
05-05-2009, 04:55 AM
now did anyone bother to ask the light bulb if it wanted to be changed?
:lol3:
nagual
05-05-2009, 08:03 AM
:roll1::roll1::roll1:
Dantheman62
07-11-2009, 04:37 AM
bump again!
Wormhole
07-11-2009, 05:08 AM
Oh thank God!!! :roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:: roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::r oll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::ro ll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:
Peace of Find,
Wormhole
Dantheman62
07-11-2009, 05:13 AM
HaHaHa
Christo888
07-11-2009, 06:09 AM
Holy **** LMAO... DTM thanks for bringin this to light. :lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3::l ol3::lol3::lol3:
Probably wouldn't have been as funny if I read it back then.
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao:
Dantheman62
11-08-2009, 08:57 PM
One more time! LOL
rhythm
11-08-2009, 09:12 PM
J ust send for rhythmm
she will light up the planet for yers all:sneaky2:
:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:
rhythm
11-08-2009, 09:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4COeD4_6A
this one will light avalon up ... take back the power:naughty:
rhythm
11-08-2009, 09:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv4COeD4_6A
Dantheman62
01-13-2010, 03:05 AM
And "bump" again!
happyhollergal
01-13-2010, 03:53 AM
Dan, thanks so much for bumping this. I can't believe that I've been here all this time and never read that. This one brought real laughs out loud and tears from my eyes. We need hearty laughter like this all the time on Avalon. We have enough serious mess to deal with in the real world. If I had read that when I was new, it would've went over my head, now I completely understand and it's wonderful that Tex posted that. :roll1:
Dantheman62
01-13-2010, 07:43 PM
Dan, thanks so much for bumping this. I can't believe that I've been here all this time and never read that. This one brought real laughs out loud and tears from my eyes. We need hearty laughter like this all the time on Avalon. We have enough serious mess to deal with in the real world. If I had read that when I was new, it would've went over my head, now I completely understand and it's wonderful that Tex posted that. :roll1:
:thumb_yello:
whitefluffy
02-01-2010, 12:02 PM
:roll1::lmao::mfr_lol:
Ooooooh, thats sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should change your name to bigfatFUNNYtexan.:winner_first_h4h:
You got me chuckling just with the title:roftl:
aroundthetable
02-01-2010, 12:41 PM
hehe!!!
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
you forgot to put a space between...controversy and image
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
:lmao:
Dantheman62
02-03-2010, 05:18 PM
And "bump" again!
:tongue2:
Panta rhei
02-05-2010, 12:01 AM
Haha!! :lol3:
1 to claim that the light bulb in reality is not a light bulb at all
because he has first hand testimony that the light bulb
is Dan Burishs looking glass.
Anchor
02-05-2010, 12:12 AM
And several more to bump the thread to make us all laugh about it again and again :)
mudra
02-05-2010, 01:29 AM
And one to remind them to switch the Light on ....:roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1::roll1:
Laugh Always
mudra
es7ter
02-05-2010, 04:33 AM
This is gold !! :mfr_lol:
whitefluffy
02-05-2010, 06:09 AM
now, just where did that bigfurry funny texan go?
still changing light bulbs?:mfr_lol:
mudra
03-14-2010, 10:17 PM
We maybe could have another try at swithching the Light back on ;)
Love Always
mudra
Anchor
03-14-2010, 10:21 PM
Ha ha ha ha - all over again.
This thread should get an award or something.
Its so bloody funny its amazing.
AJ..
THE eXchanger
03-14-2010, 10:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Hv0Mrzxwc
greybeard
03-14-2010, 10:51 PM
Light bulb, who needs one?
There is so much methane being released here, I dare some one to strike a match.
:naughty:
Serious I dont do. Well most of the time I dont
Ch
Carmen
03-14-2010, 11:06 PM
Ha ha Ha:lol3::lol3::lol3::lol3:
Even after all this time, this joke still cracks me up.:tongue2::tongue2:
Thanks BFFT
Cheers
Carmen
PS We need a bit of humour round here at the moment!!!:tears::naughty:
MargueriteBee
03-15-2010, 04:02 AM
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs image
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversyimage
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Bravo!:smoke:
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