I am an Alien - Ask me a Question

[orionsbelt]

Send me an offering to receive an answer.

Our fuel rods are quite expensive and we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms.

[SuperManny]

OK.... so when are y'all gonna stop sneaking around and come see us in broad daylight and show your face??:lightsabre:


Oh, wait... let me guess... hmm... how about Oct. 14, 2008!:lmao::roll1::lmfao::lmao:

[mntruthseeker]

send me a dollar to ask

[ghglenn]

What is your paypal account? Beam me up!

[Hypnotize]

wow, at least blossom goodchild put a little effort into it

[Frank Samuel]

I gather my list of questions and send them to you in the year 2012.
With a note inside: Please call the border patrol an ilegal alien nut case is on the loose.

[TranceAm]

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(GLP)
An Alien?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Ellen_ripley.jpg
:-) Come get some :-)

(j/k)

[Sunrider]

I don't think Kerry and Bill would find you amusing. You should post things that are going to help. If you were a real alien you would need to ask for money for a question.

[Sunrider]

*wouldn't *

[Carol]

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:lmao:

[John aka#404]

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:wall:

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[Wetpicketfence]

checks in the mail......

[ForsakenFalcon]

rofl.
most enlighting post ever :thumb_yello:

[Wetpicketfence]

What kind of car do you drive?

[Ashatav]

rofl.
most enlighting post ever :thumb_yello:



Hahahaha

:roll1::naughty::lmao:


I will send :rm_fett: to hunt you so I will not pay nothing :tongue2:.



PD: bobba fett is free for some supernatural reason. :lmao:

PPD: and exists. :shocked:

Che-er

[Carol]

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[Rebel4Life]

Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

[GregorArturo]

Any mods around here to close down this thread? =/

Rebel, it's in off topic. It's humorous. So crack a smile. Consider this our Saturday Night Live. Instead of mocking Palin which everyone besides ourselves seems to be obsessively concerned with, we mock things in our own realm of influence, that being the posts by Hidden Hand on ATS.

So yes, :mfr_lol:

[orionsbelt]

Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here.


'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated.

[GoingToFast]

How many fingers and toes do you have Alien-Dude. Check´s in the mail.

[GenerationIke]

Aliens don't use our money. They exchange diamonds, remember?

:rm_robot:

Gort. Klatuu berrata nicto.

[PodWORLD]

I appreciate your irony Orion. You seem a little fed up. Do what the 'pragmatists' here do. You know the ones that post irrefutable marathon posts of pure logic and fact - or not.

Start a thread saying you're leaving for pastures new and then post a hundred times a day. Always with a air of superiority of course.

There are all types on the forum and that's what makes it fun and occasionally informative.

By the way when are our masters in their lightships coming? I look forward to communicating with them in pidgeon english and mixed metaphors. Also if you want questions you should change your name to GALACTIC EMPEROR OF THE FEDERATION OF LIGHT BEINGS AND PLUMBERS UNION.

[Wetpicketfence]

mods must be bored....

[Frank Samuel]

I wonder if Joe the plummer is not an evil alien ? How much does he charge to ask him a question. 1 Euro, do you take ameros Joe ?

[TranceAm]

:mfr_lol: best answer so far in my opinion :naughty:

Hei, Mr. Alien, show yer face so can punch it! :lightsabre:

Punch it, or drink punch with it?

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1982_E.T._The_Extra-Terrestrial/2002_e_t_the_extra_terrestrial_004.jpg
Why would you want to punch an Alien, that tries to adopt to the locals traditions of making a 'buck', by trying to sell you something you think is valuable?

Edit: I notice the original poster is banned (No Judgement there from me.), maybe a good time to convert this thread talking about the pre-conditioned reactions the subject of an "Alien" or its precense on this precious planet causes or could cause.

Hollywood? Fear for the unknown?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089092/ Keywords: "Enemies because they were taught to be."

[MusicLover]

Get real man.

[Suriel]

We are all alien to some degree.
However, an attention thread is an expression in itself for free.
I've seen similar questions asked in GLP.
Is there an agenda to trigger a response?
And can this reaction help your mission?

Maybe if you quiet the mind
Maybe if you see a resolution
And realize that you are not alone
Your desired outcome cannot be forgiven
Unless you forgive yourself

A universal action of force
Is received back to you
Repeating different actions are attempted to achieve the same result
The question is: Is your result a solution to benefit a positive outcome?

And if there is a solution
Is there a way to learn from this reflection?

[TranceAm]

Yes... :-)

We are all alien to some degree.

Yes, but for that you need to see (Or dare to include.) the bigger picture.
AAMoF, we are all freaks.. Mutations/New Combinations of DNA in the Genepool..
Otherwise we probably were not even be human(s/noid) in case "Tree of Life + Evolution"...
And mentally (In our Minds.) we all appear crazy to each other.. Because we don't use the same definitions for the words we use when communicating beside that we ALL live in different realities.

However, an attention thread is an expression in itself for free.
I've seen similar questions asked in GLP.
Is there an agenda to trigger a response?

Well it seems there are 3 responses possible. (That I see at this moment.. Correct me if there are more, I don't include "Open Mind waiting for more info.".)

Fear, Happiness, Indifference.

And can this reaction help your mission?

For sure about what memes there are in your mind, influencing your individual reaction to said subject.... (And that means one would be predictable and not with an open mind.)
Also to eventual controllers how viral their memes have gone, in the population...
And thus measurable how effective their spread of memes was.. (Oct 14 ??? ;-)

Is there a way to learn from this reflection?

Is that the right question?
"Why wouldn't one learn from such this reflection?"
Puts the mirror right in front of ones face, and requires a justification for not learning and thus remaining on the plane on is.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/214423/trance_mix_video/

[Wetpicketfence]

that will be 5.00 amaros please.....

[Topper]

would you like that in dollars, duckets or ameros?

[Dantheman62]

:chuff:Uh, What's that smell?

[rhythm]

yor havin a laugh , RIGHT :nono::naughty::lmfao::sleep_1:

[beegee]

Are you an illegal alien? :lol3:

[dayzero]

'Banned' ? really ? this is a great thread!:lmfao:

[TranceAm]

It was a joke. Because this thread is not to be taken too seriously imho.


On the same note:
So what do you think of http://www.projectavalon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=6155 ?

[P4BL0]

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[Antaletriangle]

Hey Henry!Will 'american express' do nicely?lol.

[gordon]

Orionsbelt is saying that he/she/it is a Alien? Wow. I did not know that they allowed computers inside the mental hospital so Orionsbelt can use. I think Orionsbelt needs medication.

[ABHA]

Paypal sent:

How the hell is:trumpet: Elvis?

[Elephant Man]

do you have any tickets to monty pythons flying circus?

P.S (can I pay in installments?)

:tongue2:

[rhythm]

it does not matter how many times i come to this thread , i just nearly wee my self .
long life silly ,or billy or what ever your name is .
sweet jesus , bring back the balance .
he says itried that remmember .!
o yes sorry about that .
what about elvis then !

[Antaletriangle]

Orionsbelt/Henry if that's he which maybe is, is only having a pee take with us-having a light hearted joke about goodchild scenario and similar.

[TranceAm]

what about elvis then !

Didn't you hear the Announcement? He just left the building. :lmfao:

[GenerationIke]

The only thing I want to know is for all these many years I have been reading about you aliens from all sorts of books and magazines and from contactees like Adamski and Menger and I have wanted for so long to meet up with one of their aliens because I want to believe they exist. And the ones that Alex Collier has been talking about, the Andromedans? You know the Star Trek blue skinned people? I have seen UFO's flying in the skies since I was a little girl, but never, never have I ever that I know of been contacted. And I'm not a blabbermouth like some people. Maybe I'm a little crazy, but I'm not so crazy that people would say awh she's just a loon. Put her in a looney bin where's she's always belonged!

You contact me, I'll buy you dinner with all the chemical trimmings available!

:banana::darthvader::cheers:

[Shadowstalker]

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Thanks for the levity I need it. to cool realy.:mfr_lol::roftl:

[hueyii]

do you stand or sit when you pee?

[addalight]

This might be a good deal for us in the States. We could pay with Bernanke Bucks (the dollar).
Frank says:
I wonder if Joe the plumber is not an evil alien? How much does he charge to ask a question.
Joe has a publicist now, so he charges more than the alien and is more difficult to reach.
Thank you Alien being for this networking opportunity. Like you, I am just visiting this planet.

[TranceAm]

There is no need to discuss because your world is entirely different to mine.

True upto the point that our worlds are the same, we only differ in perception of said world..

I do believe in the existence of Extraterrestrials, but I am still a down-to-earth person with a sceptic mind, a conscience and - with a sence of humour. If I was to tell you that I am the re-incarnation of the Holy Mary would you doubt me?

I guess, I would doubt just as much as the person in the thread I pointed to..
But then again, what proof do you have to offer, besides requesting blind faith? ;-)

And Yes I have a sense of humour,, Sigourney Weaver first, then ET... And yes the intial thread was to be taken with a bag of salt. And it seems that in no way it can be turned into something positive by examining WHY people have the reactions they show, and what influenced those reactions.

And no, I do not defacto believe in Extra Terrestrials but I give them the benefit of the doubt since the statistics on a universal scale work in favor of their existence.

Playing with Fire, is the only way to learn to handle fire, without fear of burning.
But then again, You knew that. :tongue2:

[Magii]

PA Meets GLP .. o well it gonna happen sooner or later

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[khepran]

Hello there, I have questions if you please.
What is beautiful you you? What sort of art
and music do you enjoy? Do you dance?

with respect, -k

[raulduke]

At first I thought this thread was a joke to add some levity to a gloomy "off topic" area, but after reading the OP and the OP's only subsequent post, I can only conclude that the original intentions were intended to be derogatory to the PA members.

I have a question (several actually).

Why start a thread w/ such a provoctive request (which garnered 53 posts, some w/ real questions), only to respond once, w/ this flippant cryptic post?

Truely enlightened beings will not cast their 'pearls' here.


'The Quarantine' will continue until such time as a tiny bit of maturity is demonstrated.


What does this mean?

Maybe you could explain how we could mature.

Are you one of these said "truly enlightened beings"?

Are we unworthy of your unearthly enlightened "pearls"?

What did we do to upset you so?

Have you deemed us unintelligent?


we must travel far and wide to seek out intelligent lifeforms.

It looks like you've had the time to edit your posts on two different occasions.

What's preventing you from answering the honest questions posted here?

Is it our sub par intelligence? Or maybe.........

Too many socks on your hands?


:tongue2:

[GenerationIke]

I myself am testing the dude just to see what will come back. I also believe in aliens. I've read so much on them since the 60's and I want to know more. I also want to know why they left and haven't really been around. And who gets to be a contactee and who gets nada.

The only way we can probably really know is if we contact Billy Meier. He's in contact with all of them.

Maybe a little demonstration? of his alienness???????:emot-sad: