Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact'
 

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He was digging in the restricted area and came upon 'The Artifact'!!!:

Ever since I viewed this 'artifact' some MIB's are outside my crib, lurking around the pool, they are wearing Brown Shoes and are brandishing automatic weapons... My Phones have weird clicks when I talk to anyone, and I think My Wife is not my wife, she has an otherworld gaze and speaks in a monotone. I know spirit watches over me and all is for my own good. But now and then when I see the the ways these guys look I have to wonder If my guides were 'pulled' to watch over the 'artifact'? Strange lights in my room at night, and the pitter patter of little footsteps outside and on top of my Bedroom? Well I know everything is perfect and its all for own good. I guess I have a future in para military training or a position with the NSA? I'm so excited. I've programed all my Crystals to keep the creases pressed in the officers uniforms outside, even though it has begun to rain.... I'm going now to offer them all Coffee and Cake. I've made them Space Cakes that should last around 24 Hrs. Happy Trails and Happy Holidays from the Prison Planet North quadrant Erra sector of this timeline...... ..... ....
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I was unclear from your post who was speaking the last paragraph. Was it you, efields? It certainly doesn't sound like St.Clair and his language/manner of speaking.
alys

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OMG

Yes It's me efields speaking. LOL Happy Holidays IS ALL :smoke:

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Ha ha I enjoyed your tongue in cheek efforts. And a merry Christmas to you too !

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Well I'm sure glad you didn't ask me if that was St.Clair speaking!!! LOL

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Goes to show - sometimes it's hard to tell humor from "the real thing" - :nono:

Happy Holidays, guys!
alys

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Hey Buddy

A Merry Merry To All
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After spending the best part of two months reading around before i dived in and paid, I can say I share your sentiments.

I was like 'Oh noes! not another super secret NSA mega soldier awesome trooper l337 n1nja!'.


Then I laughed as it was humour. Its good to laugh at ourselves from time to time, as it grounds us better than even a swift kick in the noodles.

Merry Christmas all.

Egg

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Lay off the acid man :lol3:

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Now you go too far

Never my man ,Never They have to pry it out of my, Cold Dead Hands... ...
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:mfr_lol: No offense efields, you look like a fun guy.. your post did something funny to my head though, quite surreal.

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Or the Labrador*







*obvious Cheech and Chong reference alert*

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