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Forum: Off-Topic 02-03-2010, 11:44 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

The Darwins are out!!!

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.



Here is the glorious winner:
Forum: Off-Topic 01-11-2010, 03:35 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Kevin the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs.
...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-17-2009, 07:38 PM
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Forum: Off-Topic 12-06-2009, 08:37 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Frank's...
Forum: Off-Topic 12-02-2009, 12:13 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda fecked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads. He'd sure be less...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-03-2009, 11:25 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-03-2009, 11:21 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

A lovely Australian Poem.

It has something for everyone - If you know the bush, it will appeal
to you, if you work in the oil industry, there is something in it for you
too, if you have a...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-03-2009, 11:20 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-03-2009, 11:19 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Why men don't do Agony Aunts---

Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down...
Forum: Off-Topic 11-02-2009, 06:16 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

I feel ok for a old boy :original:
Time has been speeding up I was only 40 at the beginning of the year :wink2:
Forum: Off-Topic 11-02-2009, 05:44 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Great story but it's the fore finger and middle finger that they cut off

So this is what you do

http://www.clubarnage.com/images/finger_big.jpg



And you say "pluck off" :naughty:
Forum: Off-Topic 10-11-2009, 09:02 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Here are a couple of funny clips that will bring a tear to your eyes :naughty:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w3evmb-z4Y
Forum: Off-Topic 10-06-2009, 05:02 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Scientists have reveled they have found new drug for depressed lesbians,
it's called: Trydixagain


:wink2:
Forum: Off-Topic 10-05-2009, 10:28 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Hotel cooking??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMhQc8T7tqQ

Sorry but no idea how to post a youtube link so that it shows up in here in a nice little box, so you'll just have to click on that...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-25-2009, 09:07 AM
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Forum: Off-Topic 09-23-2009, 08:51 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Remember if you die in debt you made a profit :thumb_yello:
Forum: Off-Topic 09-16-2009, 07:46 AM
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Views: 68,781
Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

1. Teaching maths in 1970

A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.

His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.

What is his profit?

2. Teaching Maths In 1980
Forum: Off-Topic 09-04-2009, 05:27 PM
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Views: 68,781
Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:




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Forum: Off-Topic 09-03-2009, 05:26 PM
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Views: 68,781
Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua .

As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar...
Forum: Off-Topic 09-01-2009, 09:22 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Forum: Off-Topic 08-31-2009, 09:41 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

AN IRISH GHOST STORY

This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.


John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the...
Forum: Off-Topic 08-29-2009, 09:10 AM
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Posted By Swanny
Forum: Off-Topic 08-24-2009, 05:40 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PG9h1CS1dfo/SA4nw3OiguI/AAAAAAAABP8/XA86DPEnoSg/s400/wtf1.jpg

My fav picture
http://www.into-the-ether.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/image026.jpg
:shocked:
Forum: Off-Topic 08-06-2009, 07:38 PM
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Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r307/fizzbitt/Random/howtoconfuseanidiot.jpg





:naughty:
Forum: Off-Topic 07-17-2009, 05:23 PM
Replies: 609
Views: 68,781
Posted By Swanny
Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent
terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their
security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised...
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