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MargueriteBee · 11-26-2009, 04:21 AM

I am visiting relatives in Texas for two weeks. At home I eat right out of the garden (except for coffe and chocolate), my breath is sweet, no body odor and if I do fart it has no smell.

The people here eat everything out of a can or box. They eat twice what they should. So, my breath is bad, I have body odor and I fart constantly - foul smelling farts - and I was constipated for five days.

I finally begged to be taken to the store so I could get some decent food and some Beeno. They think I am weird. That's okay. I just hope I don't stink up the airplane on the way home.

I can't wait to get back to my garden!

11-26-2009, 04:21 AM	#1
MargueriteBee Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Northern California Posts: 216	American Diet I am visiting relatives in Texas for two weeks. At home I eat right out of the garden (except for coffe and chocolate), my breath is sweet, no body odor and if I do fart it has no smell. The people here eat everything out of a can or box. They eat twice what they should. So, my breath is bad, I have body odor and I fart constantly - foul smelling farts - and I was constipated for five days. I finally begged to be taken to the store so I could get some decent food and some Beeno. They think I am weird. That's okay. I just hope I don't stink up the airplane on the way home. I can't wait to get back to my garden!