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Originally Posted by burgundia
bank accounts without court order. The agreement between USA and EU will be in effect in two months. apparently CIA wants to cut the "terrorists" off the funding sources...The article was published in Sunday Times, so find the link in English.
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Bankers verse Spies: A Life~Style Comparison
Hi there~
Welcome to the New Bank of America
The CIA is looking to hire a few good former hedge funders and investment bankers
to put their "skills" to use on behalf of the USA.
But could I-bankers really stand the rigors of the CIA lifestyle?
Let's compare:
CIA: Use "intelligence" as a euphemism for doing who knows what.
Bankers: Use "finance" as a euphemism for doing who knows what.
CIA: Train to ingratiate themselves with sources of information.
Bankers: Train to ingratiate themselves with sources of revenue.
CIA: Did cocaine with Colombians and spent all night partying with hookers in a drug lord's villa. It was a mission.
Bankers: Did cocaine with Colombians and spent all night partying with hookers in a Murray Hill co-op. It was Tuesday.
CIA: Have been known to foster regime change in far-flung foreign countries to bolster the interests of the US military-industrial complex.
