Re: Quotes and jokes!
One repays a teacher badly if one remains nothing but a pupil.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
Then there's this:
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Louis Hector Berlioz
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
LEARNED THE HARD WAY - when you take a dog on a car ride, he loves to stick his head out the window, but if you blow in his face, he gets very mad at you.
TRYING TO GET HEALTHY - I tried jogging, but it made the ice jump right out of my martini and put my cigarette out.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is believed to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language
COMMON SENSE? - You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Never start an argument with an idiot, for he will drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.... Anon
Pardon? .... Vincent Van Gogh
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau
I'm The Best House Keeper in Holywood. Every time I get Divorced I keep the house.
Zaza Gabor (actress & HouseKeeper)
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile
the moment a single man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
'I never thought I was going to date an older man when I first met him. To me, it was different to hang out with someone with something to say that was so interesting and important and who was truly, incredibly intelligent. He's handsome and has so much charisma - and he's so funny. He's very normal and down to earth. He's an incredible man and I just love him' - 27-year-old Australian model Kristy Hinze reveals the attraction of her 63-year-old boyfriend Jim Clark. Who happened to found Netscape and is a billionaire.
Last edited by Antaletriangle; 09-12-2008 at 11:39 PM.
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