Worst cover story ever!!!

Hi folks

I thought it would be a laught to have an Avalon Award for the Worst Cover Story Ever. This thread is for suggestions.

Examples might include:

The official 9/11 story, particularly the collapse of Building 7- government response "er, the fire made it collapse into it's own footprint"

The Roswell Incident- Military response"it was a weather balloon son, not a flying saucer"

The Rendlesham Forrest Incident- Military response"it was a lighthouse son, not a flying saucer"

The Iraq invasion- government response "its about terrorists and WMD's son, not oil / stargates / money / military base establishment /...

The JFK assassination- government response "Oswald acted alone son, it wasn't a coup"

Building of the Giza Pyramids and other ancient megalithic structures- official response "they used ropes and pulleys- it's irrelevant we can't do it today"

You get the drift. Add you own, we'll select some of the best then put up a poll. Perhaps we'll even create a certificate to send to the winner, along with a shovel to help them deal with the bu****it.