The CIA Ruined My Computer(s)!

OK. This is the third computer now. I don't know how much more I can take - good god, I just wanted to post the latest Dick Cheney, Condy Rice sign-off on CIA interrogation techniques - that Paul Wolfowitz blamed on foot soldiers!

It's been nearly 2 years of trying to keep my gear running... Oh Kaspersky, help me. Everything smells like pee.