A guide to channeling that really works... 100% guarantee.. really! (NB: TIA joke!)

TheChosen · 12-15-2009, 07:11 PM

Ok.. first you have to clear your mind.. lift your vibrations ... and just make stuff up... and you are good to go. With any luck very few will be able to tell that you haven't got a clue of what the hell you are talking about as long as you stick to this generic channeling template which I am about to give you. You'll be getting yourself an audience in no time... Here we go...

Change slightly your voice .. deeper and slower... (If it is a video.. otherwise make sure to use some real cool and lovable pictures that you find on the internet .. see operation terra for inspiration)

Part 1 - Introduce the topic

We are using this opportunity to bring this very important message to all that will listen as time is growing short - Of course its important, its about the survival of the entire human race after all, you can even insert some bible quotes here for added effect to suck in some religious people.. but not too much lest you be branded religious yourself

. The time should always be short.. but not too short .. 1-2 years is a safe distance .. but never ever specify until much later when you really have to give out at least something.

Part 2 - Identify your source

I am an energy being that has been involved with the affairs of this planet since the times of Egypt - Now in the old days you could put some fancy title like Master Archangel Demigod of the Seven Heavens and Astral Dimensions - Megatron the Ultimate Captian and General of the 8th Angel Brigade ... but ... nowadays most people have figured out that any channeled information from such uber high super ascended beings is utter ... **** ... so just stick with the template that works for now. A relatively low level being with high connections to Egypt or depending on what is your target audience you can choose connections to India. The real sources always seem to come from these linages so it will make yours seem much more credible. Avoid Atlantis/Lemuria/Pleiades/Lyra in your beginnings.. its way overused and will raise some red flags for experienced readers... as there has been a channeled flood of material on these topics. You can use them in your later 'sessions' where your source can call upon its teachers .. and then you bring them in. Great technique adding credibility and setting the scene.

Part 3 - Throw in some stargates, initiations and portal activations on some cool dates

It brings me much joy and love to announce that there will be a great stargate activation that will lift the vibrations of the earth and bring forward even further its initiation in 4D. This is to speed up your own ascension as we move forward in time. This will be on the 11/01/2010 using the master portal of 11:11 multiplied by the factor of the 2nd millenium dimensional vibraion - So far so good.. this is starting to shape up like some really cool pro-channeling.

Part 4 - Relief and sympathy segment

You should know that you are all very special and loved by all of us here in the higher dimensions and we look forward with joy to the day when we are finally able to be together, once earth ascends into the 4th dimension. Those that no longer occupy physical bodies are helping you daily to go by and sending you an endless stream of unconditional love and light. The struggle you find daily in your life is only the clearing and healing of the old negative patterns that have to be purified so the lovingly higher vibrations can set in and become a part of your daily life - Just use your imagination and make some 'feel good' stuff.. throw in some love, light and vibrations in there so it can sound a little bit technical.. however don't forget to tell everyone they are special.. that is the mandatory part.

Part 5 - 80% of people will believe you more if you give them statistics.. So lets get specific .. and unverifiable of course

Apart from our endless stream of unconditional love and light we are also here to watch over you in the physical domains as well. Our light ships for now have to stay cloaked but make no mistake that they are all around you and the time grows short when we will be able to openly invite you aboard them. At this time there are 9 Mother ships bellonging to the faction which I represent, which is the high Arcturian council of 7. Aboard these 9 mother ships there are 78 different civilizations which have come to the aid of humanity at these challenging times. This number has steadily increased for the last 200 years and will be increasing with each passing month as we move forward. You may have seen our presence with the [event that happened last week] where our ships were caught on camera. ... The same rule again, just throw in some numbers here and there so it seems that you are getting some real cool info. The [event last month] is something you can just take off the internet and use freely. Nowadays there seems to be something mysterious in the sky/an earthquake/tsunami every week.. so make use of it.

Part 6 - Prediction time (Channeling without making predictions is like eating a meatless stake.. there is just no flavor .. at all)

Apart from the [event that happened last week] we are increasingly working to balance the influx of energy that will be entering your domain of existence in the next 5 weeks. As this influx of energy enters you will be feeling more and more heavy, time will seem like it is running faster and this will also result with physical manifestations in your daily lives. We can't share any specifics unfortunately because this may thwart our balancing efforts by the dark forces. We can however tell you that there will be natural disasters caused by the elements. There will also be great chages in the economic system which is responding much alike your own purifying of the old so the new can set in. After this wave has passed, there will be other waves of increasingly positive energy, which you can see to lift your vibrations and move closer towards your ascension. This will coincide with the master stargate opening of the 10/01/2010. Even those less sensitive amongst you will feel the sudden influx of love, light and positive vibrations. - You should know the drill by now. Just make stuff up... never get specific about anything, keep it vague enough so you can work on the imagination of your audience.. they will fill up the generic terms with their own specific events. Throwing the illuminati or the NWO here and there helps greatly.. maybe throw some politicians in the mix as well. Obama works fine either you present him positively or as the devil.. it gets people talking.

Part 7 - The ascension party - Always finish with a positive bang

The time of your existence in 3D is coming very very close to its end and very soon we shall be together rejoicing in the infinite creation and wisdom of the creator. We look forward to the day when we will be openly walking amongst you, enjoying the diversity of this precious jewel in the cosmos which is your planet Gaia. There are truly only very few places like it in the universe. Once you are among us you will have a greater understanding and wisdom and you will be able to see much clearly about the state of your daily troubles that you experience so strongly now. We leave you now with the thoughts that you are deeply loved and cared for and that the time is short when you will be coming home. Namaste! - Generally just make variations on the topic of the 'after party'.. the after heaven and all the good things that are always just around the corner. Finish up with Namaste or Adonai or some other cool ancient word to add credibility and neatness to your material.

Disclaimer: The channeling above has been completely made up (no kidding lol) and I didn't really write it so you can have ideas on how to cheat people. I wrote this for one reason only .. cause I grow sick of the hordes of channelers that seem to be flooding the internet like never before. Sucking people in with cheap 'love and light' prose while at the same time giving ZERO useful or verifiable information. They even try to lure you in for an individual 1 on 1 session for 100+ dollars.. dear lord.

TheChosen's rule no.1 for valid channeled information: Prediction of the future in specific terms. Show me one channel that predicted the spiral in Norway and I'll tell you they have some real power speaking through them. I mean if I can have often visions of the future in my own limited astral travels from this very limited DNA body I happen to embody in this lifetime .. a TRUE 4th density (never mind 5th or 6th) being would tell you what you had for dinner 2000 years ago as well as list you the major events of the next 4 weeks. Just ask Drunvalo Melchizedek and how his sources used to predict his next day in specifics (the closer the timeline the more clear the prediction).

Even a lowly lost spirit of the astral layers would give you specific information on your future or other people's past/present that will blow your mind off. To tell you the truth.. one of the most quality channeling I've encountered from psychics here and there makes no sense whatsoever when you hear it.. bits and pieces here and there. The rule of the thumb is that if its well written and composed with minimum specific information than the channel is adding a lot of stuff up... Very very very few exceptions exist (the notable Law of One and perhaps Seth Speaks.. the first book). True channeling is usually packed with info... Just imagine.. if you had limited time to give instructions to someone. You wouldn't waste it with loads of 'good feel' talk .. but you'd tell them immediately about the 5 feet hole just around the corner that they are about to walk right into.

There is no rule no.2. You are either dealing with beings above time and space or you are just off delusioning yourself that you are doing real channeling filled with love and light cause you went to a 'Learn how to channel in 8 hours' course.. Diploma and Certificate included in the price!.. Done by some master Reiki initiator who has been initiated directly by the San Zen Siro the great Reiki master himself in the himalayas lol... give me a break .. no wonder up till recently people used to make fun of people in these fields.
And no .. getting rough information on other people through telepathic means doesn't mean you are channeling.. only using your own innate telepathic abilities to receive that info..

In all the years (12+ now) in all the stuff I"ve read (believe you me .. its a LOT of stuff) there are only very few quality channels I've seen. Unfortunately there are ZERO operating right now on the internet that could give us some updated information. The best thing I've seen are psychics who use their own vision of future events.. which is better than nothing. I personaly know 2-3 people who can channel VERY high quality information.. but they don't share most of it to anyone.. why would they.. its dangerous if you are really able to channel.. lots of folks watching closely such abilities.. and black helicopters hovering around when activating said channeling is a sure sign you are doing it right LOL.

I do believe most self proclaimed channelers are very honest and good hearted people who believe that they are really channeling... there are only few making stuff up .. cause it simply doesn't pay off , much to the contrary to the popular belief that you can get rich from making stuff like this up.

Note I didn't discuss your own intuitive abilities, your own visions, astral travel, techniques etc etc.. the goal was to focus only on channeling .. I.E giving off information in the name of other beings.

Someone really didn't want me writing this stuff on the board. First I almost accidentaly deleted the whole thing while I was in the middle... then the electricity goes off (lucky thing I am on a notebook). This has not happened in the last 20 days that i've been at the place I am at right now lol

12-15-2009, 07:11 PM	#1
TheChosen Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Light Posts: 239	A guide to channeling that really works... 100% guarantee.. really! (NB: TIA joke!) Ok.. first you have to clear your mind.. lift your vibrations ... and just make stuff up... and you are good to go. With any luck very few will be able to tell that you haven't got a clue of what the hell you are talking about as long as you stick to this generic channeling template which I am about to give you. You'll be getting yourself an audience in no time... Here we go... Change slightly your voice .. deeper and slower... (If it is a video.. otherwise make sure to use some real cool and lovable pictures that you find on the internet .. see operation terra for inspiration) Part 1 - Introduce the topic We are using this opportunity to bring this very important message to all that will listen as time is growing short - Of course its important, its about the survival of the entire human race after all, you can even insert some bible quotes here for added effect to suck in some religious people.. but not too much lest you be branded religious yourself . The time should always be short.. but not too short .. 1-2 years is a safe distance .. but never ever specify until much later when you really have to give out at least something. Part 2 - Identify your source I am an energy being that has been involved with the affairs of this planet since the times of Egypt - Now in the old days you could put some fancy title like Master Archangel Demigod of the Seven Heavens and Astral Dimensions - Megatron the Ultimate Captian and General of the 8th Angel Brigade ... but ... nowadays most people have figured out that any channeled information from such uber high super ascended beings is utter ... ** ... so just stick with the template that works for now. A relatively low level being with high connections to Egypt or depending on what is your target audience you can choose connections to India. The real sources always seem to come from these linages so it will make yours seem much more credible. Avoid Atlantis/Lemuria/Pleiades/Lyra in your beginnings.. its way overused and will raise some red flags for experienced readers... as there has been a channeled flood of material on these topics. You can use them in your later 'sessions' where your source can call upon its teachers .. and then you bring them in. Great technique adding credibility and setting the scene. Part 3 - Throw in some stargates, initiations and portal activations on some cool dates It brings me much joy and love to announce that there will be a great stargate activation that will lift the vibrations of the earth and bring forward even further its initiation in 4D. This is to speed up your own ascension as we move forward in time. This will be on the 11/01/2010 using the master portal of 11:11 multiplied by the factor of the 2nd millenium dimensional vibraion - So far so good.. this is starting to shape up like some really cool pro-channeling. Part 4 - Relief and sympathy segment You should know that you are all very special and loved by all of us here in the higher dimensions and we look forward with joy to the day when we are finally able to be together, once earth ascends into the 4th dimension. Those that no longer occupy physical bodies are helping you daily to go by and sending you an endless stream of unconditional love and light. The struggle you find daily in your life is only the clearing and healing of the old negative patterns that have to be purified so the lovingly higher vibrations can set in and become a part of your daily life - Just use your imagination and make some 'feel good' stuff.. throw in some love, light and vibrations in there so it can sound a little bit technical.. however don't forget to tell everyone they are special.. that is the mandatory part. Part 5 - 80% of people will believe you more if you give them statistics.. So lets get specific .. and unverifiable of course Apart from our endless stream of unconditional love and light we are also here to watch over you in the physical domains as well. Our light ships for now have to stay cloaked but make no mistake that they are all around you and the time grows short when we will be able to openly invite you aboard them. At this time there are 9 Mother ships bellonging to the faction which I represent, which is the high Arcturian council of 7. Aboard these 9 mother ships there are 78 different civilizations which have come to the aid of humanity at these challenging times. This number has steadily increased for the last 200 years and will be increasing with each passing month as we move forward. You may have seen our presence with the [event that happened last week] where our ships were caught on camera. ... The same rule again, just throw in some numbers here and there so it seems that you are getting some real cool info. The [event last month] is something you can just take off the internet and use freely. Nowadays there seems to be something mysterious in the sky/an earthquake/tsunami every week.. so make use of it. Part 6 - Prediction time (Channeling without making predictions is like eating a meatless stake.. there is just no flavor .. at all) Apart from the [event that happened last week] we are increasingly working to balance the influx of energy that will be entering your domain of existence in the next 5 weeks. As this influx of energy enters you will be feeling more and more heavy, time will seem like it is running faster and this will also result with physical manifestations in your daily lives. We can't share any specifics unfortunately because this may thwart our balancing efforts by the dark forces. We can however tell you that there will be natural disasters caused by the elements. There will also be great chages in the economic system which is responding much alike your own purifying of the old so the new can set in. After this wave has passed, there will be other waves of increasingly positive energy, which you can see to lift your vibrations and move closer towards your ascension. This will coincide with the master stargate opening of the 10/01/2010. Even those less sensitive amongst you will feel the sudden influx of love, light and positive vibrations. - You should know the drill by now. Just make stuff up... never get specific about anything, keep it vague enough so you can work on the imagination of your audience.. they will fill up the generic terms with their own specific events. Throwing the illuminati or the NWO here and there helps greatly.. maybe throw some politicians in the mix as well. Obama works fine either you present him positively or as the devil.. it gets people talking. Part 7 - The ascension party - Always finish with a positive bang The time of your existence in 3D is coming very very close to its end and very soon we shall be together rejoicing in the infinite creation and wisdom of the creator. We look forward to the day when we will be openly walking amongst you, enjoying the diversity of this precious jewel in the cosmos which is your planet Gaia. There are truly only very few places like it in the universe. Once you are among us you will have a greater understanding and wisdom and you will be able to see much clearly about the state of your daily troubles that you experience so strongly now. We leave you now with the thoughts that you are deeply loved and cared for and that the time is short when you will be coming home. Namaste! - Generally just make variations on the topic of the 'after party'.. the after heaven and all the good things that are always just around the corner. Finish up with Namaste or Adonai or some other cool ancient word to add credibility and neatness to your material. Disclaimer: The channeling above has been completely made up (no kidding lol) and I didn't really write it so you can have ideas on how to cheat people. I wrote this for one reason only .. cause I grow sick of the hordes of channelers that seem to be flooding the internet like never before. Sucking people in with cheap 'love and light' prose while at the same time giving ZERO useful or verifiable information. They even try to lure you in for an individual 1 on 1 session for 100+ dollars.. dear lord. TheChosen's rule no.1 for valid channeled information: Prediction of the future in specific terms. Show me one channel that predicted the spiral in Norway and I'll tell you they have some real power speaking through them. I mean if I can have often visions of the future in my own limited astral travels from this very limited DNA body I happen to embody in this lifetime .. a TRUE 4th density (never mind 5th or 6th) being would tell you what you had for dinner 2000 years ago as well as list you the major events of the next 4 weeks. Just ask Drunvalo Melchizedek and how his sources used to predict his next day in specifics (the closer the timeline the more clear the prediction). Even a lowly lost spirit of the astral layers would give you specific information on your future or other people's past/present that will blow your mind off. To tell you the truth.. one of the most quality channeling I've encountered from psychics here and there makes no sense whatsoever when you hear it.. bits and pieces here and there. The rule of the thumb is that if its well written and composed with minimum specific information than the channel is adding a lot of stuff up... Very very very few exceptions exist (the notable Law of One and perhaps Seth Speaks.. the first book). True channeling is usually packed with info... Just imagine.. if you had limited time to give instructions to someone. You wouldn't waste it with loads of 'good feel' talk .. but you'd tell them immediately about the 5 feet hole just around the corner that they are about to walk right into. There is no rule no.2. You are either dealing with beings above time and space or you are just off delusioning yourself that you are doing real channeling filled with love and light cause you went to a 'Learn how to channel in 8 hours' course.. Diploma and Certificate included in the price!.. Done by some master Reiki initiator who has been initiated directly by the San Zen Siro the great Reiki master himself in the himalayas lol... give me a break .. no wonder up till recently people used to make fun of people in these fields. And no .. getting rough information on other people through telepathic means doesn't mean you are channeling.. only using your own innate telepathic abilities to receive that info.. In all the years (12+ now) in all the stuff I"ve read (believe you me .. its a LOT of stuff) there are only very few quality channels I've seen. Unfortunately there are ZERO operating right now on the internet that could give us some updated information. The best thing I've seen are psychics who use their own vision of future events.. which is better than nothing. I personaly know 2-3 people who can channel VERY high quality information.. but they don't share most of it to anyone.. why would they.. its dangerous if you are really able to channel.. lots of folks watching closely such abilities.. and black helicopters hovering around when activating said channeling is a sure sign you are doing it right LOL. I do believe most self proclaimed channelers are very honest and good hearted people who believe that they are really channeling... there are only few making stuff up .. cause it simply doesn't pay off , much to the contrary to the popular belief that you can get rich from making stuff like this up. Note I didn't discuss your own intuitive abilities, your own visions, astral travel, techniques etc etc.. the goal was to focus only on channeling .. I.E giving off information in the name of other beings. Someone really** didn't want me writing this stuff on the board. First I almost accidentaly deleted the whole thing while I was in the middle... then the electricity goes off (lucky thing I am on a notebook). This has not happened in the last 20 days that i've been at the place I am at right now lol Last edited by TheChosen; 12-15-2009 at 07:39 PM.