PM Stephen Harper Ties The Knot With 3 Prorogations Since Taking Office

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Originally Posted by THE eXchanger

MAYBE WE SHOULD WORK ON A LETTER TO MR. HARPER:

AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. HARPER
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 11:11:11




Dear Mr. Harper,


Please find below my suggestion for fixing Canada's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks and car companies,
that THEY will squander and waste
the money on lavish parties
and unearned bonuses,

we suggest you utilsie the following plan:

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay everyone who is over 50
$1 million apiece severance for early retirement
with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings
- Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new Canadian CAR. Twenty million cars ordered -
Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage
- Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They must send their kids to school / college /university
- Crime rate fixed

5) They must buy $50 of alcohol / tobacco / petrol a week...
there's your money

back in duty / tax etc

It can NOT get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed,
have all members of parliament pay back
their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

If you think this would work,
please forward to everyone you know.

If not, please disregard

eXchanger (or at least 1 of the 13) FOR PRESIDENT!!!