Michael StClair finds 'The Artifact'

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He was digging in the restricted area and came upon 'The Artifact'!!!:

Ever since I viewed this 'artifact' some MIB's are outside my crib, lurking around the pool, they are wearing Brown Shoes and are brandishing automatic weapons... My Phones have weird clicks when I talk to anyone, and I think My Wife is not my wife, she has an otherworld gaze and speaks in a monotone. I know spirit watches over me and all is for my own good. But now and then when I see the the ways these guys look I have to wonder If my guides were 'pulled' to watch over the 'artifact'? Strange lights in my room at night, and the pitter patter of little footsteps outside and on top of my Bedroom? Well I know everything is perfect and its all for own good. I guess I have a future in para military training or a position with the NSA? I'm so excited. I've programed all my Crystals to keep the creases pressed in the officers uniforms outside, even though it has begun to rain.... I'm going now to offer them all Coffee and Cake. I've made them Space Cakes that should last around 24 Hrs. Happy Trails and Happy Holidays from the Prison Planet North quadrant Erra sector of this timeline...... ..... ....