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BROOK · 06-20-2009, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Brinty

I'd forgotten all about this song until I came across it just now.

I warn you, it's a daft song (if you can call it a song) but it sure gets your feet going.

YouTube - T RA SHMEN - Surfi n Bird (1963)

Woo hoo...I haven't heard that one in forever

BROOK · 06-20-2009, 05:10 AM

Brinty....pull yourself from under the table, and give us a good joke for the evening...
the fruity umbrella drink is on me

Brinty · 06-20-2009, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

Brinty....pull yourself from under the table, and give us a good joke for the evening...
the fruity umbrella drink is on me

BROOK, you only have to ask, and it shall be done . . . .

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell
Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is
me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

BROOK · 06-20-2009, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinty

BROOK, you only have to ask, and it shall be done . . . .

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell
Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is
me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

BROOK · 06-20-2009, 05:52 AM

I'm not the best at jokes..but I know a good cartoon when I see one

Luminari · 06-20-2009, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinty

BROOK, you only have to ask, and it shall be done . . . .

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell
Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is
me middle name. Leave it to me."
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

I'm not the best at jokes..but I know a good cartoon when I see one

Luminari · 06-20-2009, 05:59 AM

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."

BROOK · 06-20-2009, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luminari

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."

Bwhahaha

Brinty · 06-20-2009, 11:47 AM

SIAMESE TWINS - worst case scenario.

BROOK · 06-21-2009, 02:35 AM

Yikes

Brinty · 06-21-2009, 09:52 PM

John Williamson, ballad singer, is an Aussie icon. Here are a few samples of his art - nostalgia and humor among them.

BROOK · 06-23-2009, 05:56 AM

For all the cat lovers out there.....

mudra · 06-25-2009, 08:27 PM

He you drunkards !
Is'nt life cool ...

Kindness
mudra

06-25-2009, 09:04 PM

mudra,

How strange, I was just thinking about you and wondering how you were and see your post.

06-25-2009, 09:09 PM

I'm a cat lover BROOK, here's one of my favorites:

enjoy!

BROOK · 06-20-2009, 05:58 AM

06-20-2009, 05:10 AM	#2
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Brinty....pull yourself from under the table, and give us a good joke for the evening... the fruity umbrella drink is on me

06-20-2009, 05:52 AM	#5
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I'm not the best at jokes..but I know a good cartoon when I see one

06-20-2009, 05:59 AM	#7
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it. "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him." Last edited by Luminari; 06-26-2009 at 03:01 PM.

06-20-2009, 11:47 AM	#9
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours SIAMESE TWINS - worst case scenario.

06-21-2009, 02:35 AM	#10
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Yikes

06-21-2009, 09:52 PM	#11
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours *John Williamson, ballad singer, is an Aussie icon. Here are a few samples of his art - nostalgia and humor among them.*

06-23-2009, 05:56 AM	#12
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours For all the cat lovers out there.....

06-25-2009, 08:27 PM	#13
mudra Avalon Spiritual Mother Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: belgium Posts: 4,919	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours He you drunkards ! Is'nt life cool ... Kindness mudra

06-25-2009, 09:04 PM	#14
sleepingnomore Guest Posts: n/a	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours mudra, How strange, I was just thinking about you and wondering how you were and see your post.

06-25-2009, 09:09 PM	#15
sleepingnomore Guest Posts: n/a	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I'm a cat lover BROOK, here's one of my favorites: enjoy!

06-20-2009, 05:58 AM	#16
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours