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07-10-2009, 12:30 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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and whats even funnier  is wait for it ... you guessed it ... NO YOU  ...
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07-10-2009, 01:55 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
GOTTA PEE
> > > > Two women friends had a girl's night out. > > Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. > > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. > After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. > The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!' > 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'' > > |
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07-10-2009, 04:14 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel , taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land. |
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07-10-2009, 06:10 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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07-10-2009, 10:19 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Laugh is the natural expression of the soul when it can smile at all things without a reason.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYnV...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc&NR=1 Laughing kindness  mudra Last edited by mudra; 07-10-2009 at 10:27 AM. |
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07-10-2009, 12:50 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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Thats how you laugh when you realize there is no you !!  no one to be inlightend  |
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07-12-2009, 06:17 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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funnyest thing i ever saw in my intire incarnation 
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12-08-2009, 06:56 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
A simple but funny haiku I found online...
Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator. |
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12-11-2009, 01:01 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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11-03-2009, 10:50 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
This ones been around a bit but has been re-hashed.
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a ‘FEMA’ ID badge and a dull gray dress. (Federal Emergency Management Agency) There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.....You know how I work....You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie.' 'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!' The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink..' ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.' 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.' ** *POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests, filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!' After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.' ***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon. Moral of the story: If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached. |
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11-04-2009, 04:51 AM
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11-04-2009, 05:16 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
The end result if this performance is great, I love the facials.
The editing would of been quite the mission...enjoy Peace always http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuU00Q3RhDg |
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11-04-2009, 05:24 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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Hey that was great, clever 
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11-04-2009, 02:40 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
My favorite that always makes me laugh is this one...
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=.../0/tsujprInkuY Enjoy! |
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11-04-2009, 03:36 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
This is a performance by a Polish mime Ireneusz Krosny. The title of the first one is in English, the second video is entitled "Surgeon".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ3ap...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sl5EspGVkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcj6...eature=related Last edited by burgundia; 11-04-2009 at 04:08 PM. |
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11-04-2009, 03:54 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
This one is really FUNNY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCQcY...eature=related |
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11-06-2009, 12:53 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Ed and Dorothy...
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city, only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and a real true love. Every date just seemed better than the last... On the one month anniversary of their first dinner together on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant... While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in Love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total 'golf' nut. I play golf; I read about golf; I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!" Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're both being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker..." "Oh wow! I see now," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, very deep in thought then he looked deeply in to her eye's , "You know, it's probably just because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off." Trooly, Tango Yeah, Ed... I, don't think it has anything to do with her wrists... Maby Hips... Its probably not a Twist, but a T I L T of the hips... [chuckle]... Bwahahahaaaaaaa.... |
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11-06-2009, 01:21 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
  Ed really is a golf nut! 
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12-01-2009, 08:35 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Hey Rhythm, what a great idea!
Okay, I'm getting warmed up: The first joke I ever remember laughing my head off about (I was in Kindergarten) was: Q: Why did the little man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: Becaues he didn't want to wake his sleeping pills! Get it??? Just getting warmed up, I'll be back! cheerios, Gnosis |
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12-01-2009, 08:40 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
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now that's a cute joke!
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01-11-2010, 05:16 PM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Photons have mass??
I didn't realize they where catholic.. |
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01-11-2010, 06:48 PM
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01-12-2010, 01:30 AM
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01-12-2010, 04:42 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Behind every good man is a better woman :-)
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01-12-2010, 06:28 AM
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Re: Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i be
Funny, but earthy
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