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11-08-2008, 09:49 AM
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11-08-2008, 09:57 AM
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11-08-2008, 09:59 AM
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11-08-2008, 10:19 AM
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11-08-2008, 10:29 AM
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I really do need threads like this at times.
 Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we’ll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?” |
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11-08-2008, 11:47 AM
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Hilarious. I love the Onion. One of my old roommates had this clipping on his door for the entire semester, we all took to calling him "Gen. Bonkers". I used to work at a pizza place where I tacked this up in the back.  "Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High" |
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11-08-2008, 05:02 PM
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sister act uncut:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=jYq5JXOqyvg undress in 7 seconds. http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxzAeBGrT4 pimp my ride.. http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=nF84FZyg-io say no to dirt http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHtA89RHUQ |
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11-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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flamewars (not my thing)
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11-09-2008, 12:33 PM
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4 more of the same go to social groups ,lighten up LOL ,
loads a LOL there . keep the balance hope to c u comics there thanks rhythmm . |
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11-09-2008, 12:39 PM
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My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f@%k’s really goin on down there? Who is the real hero?
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11-09-2008, 01:08 PM
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11-09-2008, 01:10 PM
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11-09-2008, 03:12 PM
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lol -- "FEAR", dunno? mayhaps FEARLESS?
--- An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here. |
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11-09-2008, 05:37 PM
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11-09-2008, 05:51 PM
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11-09-2008, 05:54 PM
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11-09-2008, 07:14 PM
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11-09-2008, 08:10 PM
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11-09-2008, 08:53 PM
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don`t worry .. be nappy
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11-11-2008, 05:02 AM
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Why are there only male pilots?
Cause they're in a cockpit not a box office |
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11-11-2008, 07:51 AM
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11-14-2008, 03:02 PM
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fuehrer rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpF4...eature=related spongebob & goebbels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53EFN...eature=related spongebob & mao http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HIavxnUHls&NR=1 sponge bush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MJwE...eature=related Last edited by capreycorn; 11-14-2008 at 03:33 PM. |
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11-14-2008, 03:18 PM
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