Parody "I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore" Rush Limbaugh

[AscendingStarseed]

Originally Posted by clarkkent

doooooooooooooooooooood

seriously, read what others have written, the onion is a satirical newspaper, that was written by a random writer of theirs NOT LIMBAUGH

he wasnt having a "moment of consciousness "

ill type this in caps for you sir RUSH DIDNT WRITE IT- ITS A SATIRICAL PIECE OF FICTION....otherwise known as a JOKE.

pleeeeeeez read and understand this and stop carrying on like this poo is real.

if you want to talk about rush being a douche thats fine but please acknowledge that the article ISNT real nor written by R.L

-clark

You can STFU now Kent...

You take things way too seriously, I got it....did you see my other posts, stop poooing all over self and go clean up!

[clarkkent]

Originally Posted by AscendingStarseed

You can STFU now Kent...

You take things way too seriously, I got it....did you see my other posts, stop poooing all over self and go clean up!

classic, im bring up legitimate points and get told to "shut the F up" and that im "pooing on myself'

good luck "ascending" starseed

-clark

[Kulapops]

Lol Clark,

I can understand your exasperation.

I start from the point of view that I know nothing and I can verify almost nothing. You may have read some of my own skepticism of posts here. Particularly the fear based ones.

I got about a third of the way through the Rush L article before my own scanners started to go...'wait a minute', this can't be for real, surely?'

I started to scroll down to add my two penneth, and then found that you had already done so.

My feeling is that people are so much in need for something to believe in, outside of their own normal life, that it's all very exciting to want to believ in anything that is out of the ordinary.

Of course , there must be a lot of truth in UFOs and all the other goings on. But the biggest truth I'm learning at Avalon is that for some, concentrating on the external far outweighs a desire to look to the internal.

All a good story needs is a believable known fact and then something extraoridnary attached to it.

In this case it's 1) R.L is an ***hole 2) He's seen the light and is asking for redemption.

So my hot tip if anyone is looking for falsehoods, try this 1) find the believeable fact, 2) look for the stretch of your imagination - the pulling of your chain if you will. If an article has both of these in spades, likely it's a story...not the real thing.

The truth is out there, and it's mostly more boring than fiction.
Want to write me a good story of your day yesterday?


K

[orthodoxymoron]

You make a good point Clark. I consider Avalon to be a resource for possibilities and probabilities...rather than hard proven facts. But I am curious...what do you consider to be ultimate truth...and where should I look to find it? I'm really not being sarcastic. You seem to be a very discerning person.

Namaste

[clarkkent]

Originally Posted by orthodoxymoron

You make a good point Clark. I consider Avalon to be a resource for possibilities and probabilities...rather than hard proven facts. But I am curious...what do you consider to be ultimate truth...and where should I look to find it? I'm really not being sarcastic. You seem to be a very discerning person.

Namaste

heres the answer

ITS NOT ON THE INTERNET.


after every book ive read, philosophy,metaphysics, lectures, physics, political documentaries, spiritual teachings

all of it boils down to dont be an a-s-s hole and treat people well be a good person and get along with others.

there you have it, thats why were here and its the one thing we havent been able to do for thousands of years.

in the end UFO's conspiracy, demonic possestion, wars in heaven, cloning, illuminatti blah blah blah

its just entertainment in the school of "do unto others" if you can get through life as a good person and treat people right then your getting the point of existence. its not what you know its what you do and how you treat people and things. while everything else is very interesting it doesnt matter, who cares if you can move things with your mind, bi locate travel to other worlds, or even knowing about all that-- if you cant even master getting along with others.

pretty easy eh?

-clark

[orthodoxymoron]

Originally Posted by clarkkent

heres the answer

ITS NOT ON THE INTERNET.


after every book ive read, philosophy,metaphysics, lectures, physics, political documentaries, spiritual teachings

all of it boils down to dont be an a-s-s hole and treat people well be a good person and get along with others.

there you have it, thats why were here and its the one thing we havent been able to do for thousands of years.

in the end UFO's conspiracy, demonic possestion, wars in heaven, cloning, illuminatti blah blah blah

its just entertainment in the school of "do unto others" if you can get through life as a good person and treat people right then your getting the point of existence. its not what you know its what you do and how you treat people and things. while everything else is very interesting it doesnt matter, who cares if you can move things with your mind, bi locate travel to other worlds, or even knowing about all that-- if you cant even master getting along with others.

pretty easy eh?

-clark

Clark...I agree with most of what you wrote...but why is it so hard to be nice? It doesn't take much to get us fighting...does it? We are easily hurt and upset...and then we retaliate. Here are George Washington's "Rules of Civility": http://www.history.org/Almanack/life/manners/rules2.cfm I think that George Washington is an excellent example of a Compassionate Conservative. Conservatism does not equal the Bush Administration and the Religious Right...in much the same way as the Teachings of Jesus do not equal the Teachings of the Christian Church. Perhaps we need a Discernment and Dialogue 101 course here in Avalon...which would provide us with accurate BS Detectors...and with nice ways of saying "You're full of $%^&!" Nuff said.

Namaste

[metaw3]

Originally Posted by AscendingStarseed

It was so surreal...listening to Mike Malloy on the radio read the following letter written by Rush Limbaugh.

If this Malloy guy thinks The Onion is real news, he does not deserve the title of journalist. I can understand that you fell for it AscendingStarseed, but a news writer with CNN, come on!

[AscendingStarseed]

Originally Posted by metaw3

If this Malloy guy thinks The Onion is real news, he does not deserve the title of journalist. I can understand that you fell for it AscendingStarseed, but a news writer with CNN, come on!

Malloy is not a journalist, he's a talk show host...there's a difference. I don't know if he was reading something passed on to him...or what. Trust me, Mike Malloy will hear from me, he's usually right on and is one of the few that operates with some integrity. He's not a right-wing-nut or anything like that...

[AscendingStarseed]

Hey Everyone...

Whoops! I'm sorry about my oversight on the Onion, but lets keep things in perspective and remember the story is about Rush Limbaugh. We're not talking about the collapse of the dollar, a major earthquake or plane crash here...Limbaugh falls in the category of "soft news". Hardly anything to take seriously and little more than water cooler gossip.

As an individual with a background in radio and journalism I know the importance of checking sources, if this were a "hard news" story I would've done more investigation to verify legitimacy. But common now...we're talking about a bloated, drug addled talk show host who's visceral hate has done more damage to this country than can ever be quantified.

I got a good laugh when I realized I'd been had...ouch! Unfortunately while I was trying to respond to others CK was taking this whole thing way off where it didn't need to go. Hope I didn't come across mean...that's not my nature.

He was annoying me with his pettiness, we all make mistakes and most everyone who's seen my previous posts should Know I operate with integrity and don't throw things out there that are misleading or in the category of disinfo - I get just as frustrated with that **** as everyone else.

~A~>