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Hold My Beer... I wanna try something... Hope it works... Watch This LOL This should be something You shouldn't try... A stunt tractor. Dan the man... What do you Think ! LOL Trooly, Tango . Last edited by Tango; 03-08-2010 at 05:06 PM. |
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HaHa, I love it!
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Breaking News: Some Bullsh!t Happening Somewhere
maybe NSFW (a few f bombs) |
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It took me about one minute after watching this to finally get the BS laugh going. Well done!!!
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Oh man, that was great. I forgot how much i loved that show. What a comic synergy they all had together. Just them looking at each other is enough to make you laugh.
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TOO COOL... That is your first post... You, chose to Laugh with me....Thank you
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Bad time... All you have to do is get close /|\
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4gK3RRtCHw&NR=1 Don't move... They'll see us... Tango |
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For beren
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEbR5yOaNc0
If you are a little older then you will really appreciate this video entitled Looking for my wallet and car keys ( if the link dosent work just search u tube) Chris |
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Got this in email... Didn't offend me that much... OK, the blond jokes bothered
me a little bit... The title said Jokes to offend... What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. .................................................. ............................................... What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag .................................................. .............................................. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts .................................................. .............................................. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. .................................................. .............................................. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. .................................................. .............................................. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. .................................................. .............................................. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs .................................................. .............................................. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? It's about 45 minutes... .................................................. .............................................. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you .................................................. .............................................. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. .................................................. ............................................. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex ? Because they have cotton balls. .................................................. .............................................. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. .................................................. .............................................. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine ? " .................................................. .............................................. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you .................................................. .............................................. Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. .................................................. ............................................. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. .................................................. ............................................ Where does an Irish family go on vacation? They go to a different bar. .................................................. ........................................... Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong" .................................................. ............................................ What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment .................................................. ............................................ What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". .................................................. ............................................ How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word ? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! .................................................. ........................................... What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale ? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ."... A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sheet.... ***** Taking a breath.... That's enough for today..... Back to the SUN... Arizona... Tango .................................................. ........................................... Don't forget to pay your taxes......12 million illegal aliens are depending on you! Last edited by Tango; 12-18-2009 at 10:56 PM. |
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Blond Password.......
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. Blonds..... Trooly, Tango |
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Teacher . Winne name one important
thing they have today they didnt have 10 yrs ago Winne ME ! |
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Teacher what do you call a person ..
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AHA, a redhead bathing with the alien from the accompanying photo and both caught by surprise.
Here's a funny that appeared in my email box . . . . . While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.' The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.' The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.' The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!' Oh, Thank God!' the man replies. 'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!' |
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Hello brothers and sisters, I know you have a sense of humour...
YouTube - Project Camelot interviews Feardia First post since it went to subs, enjoy. Can't embed youtube yet ![]() |
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