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Old 07-10-2009, 10:19 AM   #51
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Laugh is the natural expression of the soul when it can smile at all things without a reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYnV...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc&NR=1

Laughing kindness
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:30 PM   #52
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are you realy ready for the best joke EVer .....


there is no ME !!!!... ...

and whats even funnier

is wait for it ...

you guessed it ...

NO YOU ...
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:50 PM   #53
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Laugh is the natural expression of the soul when it can smile at all things without a reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYnV...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc&NR=1

Laughing kindness

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Mudra .....

Thats how you laugh when you realize

there is no you !!

no one to be inlightend
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Old 07-10-2009, 03:59 PM   #54
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An actor on set location, needs to visit the toilet and asks for directions. He is told where the toilet is and is warned that "it has no door on it."

The actor looks puzzled for a few seconds then asks, "How the hell do I get in then?"

me i cant find the way out
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Old 07-10-2009, 10:31 PM   #55
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Thought I'd add some great dance to the jokes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh6ZG...eature=related

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Old 07-10-2009, 10:38 PM   #56
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzAXb7qCCAo

Foster Brooks as Drunk pilot on Dean Martin Show
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Old 07-10-2009, 11:47 PM   #57
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Who invented copper wire?


A Rothschild and a Rockefeller fighting over a penny!!!!
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Old 07-11-2009, 11:56 AM   #58
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Who invented copper wire?


A Rothschild and a Rockefeller fighting over a penny!!!!

THEY must be needin the toilet .. i guess..
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Old 07-12-2009, 12:54 AM   #59
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Rejoicing in nothing and knowing nothing...
are the true rejoicing and the true knowledge."

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Old 07-12-2009, 08:29 AM   #60
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I tried to rick-roll the thread and it didn't work this time. Heh.

Regardless, just take a moment of your time to sit back and laugh about life. I see more to laugh at than be sad about.
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Old 07-12-2009, 02:14 PM   #61
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I tried to rick-roll the thread and it didn't work this time. Heh.

Regardless, just take a moment of your time to sit back and laugh about life. I see more to laugh at than be sad about.


You are so right my friend

i know a few dear souls who

find me very un spiritual

cos i drink swear tell rude jokes

and have to go to the toilet (occationaly)spelling

(bu.t.. i must tell you that i never smell )

but my biggest sin is not being able to spell
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Old 07-12-2009, 02:22 PM   #62
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aww its ok rhythm, spellings overrrated. As long as you get your message across.

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Old 07-12-2009, 02:55 PM   #63
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I tried to rick-roll the thread and it didn't work this time. Heh.

Regardless, just take a moment of your time to sit back and laugh about life. I see more to laugh at than be sad about.
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aww its ok rhythm, spellings overrrated. As long as you get your message across.

You my friend are also so right

my message is.... drink morewater with it (overrated)

and then more vino.. larger ( CIDER...apple juice )

and then tell rude jokes ....
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:13 PM   #64
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OK~ put your arm around me~
Yes! its your turn too lead~
But not into the water this time
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Old 07-12-2009, 06:17 PM   #65
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Laugh is the natural expression of the soul when it can smile at all things without a reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYnV...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7mOzWQSnaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hooid1LJ9Kc&NR=1

Laughing kindness
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Mudra.... the quard babys laughin has to be one of the sweetest

funnyest thing i ever saw in my intire incarnation
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:43 PM   #66
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Thought I'd add some great dance to the jokes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh6ZG...eature=related

Cheers

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yet Carmen what a great vid

got me in the mood girl
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:41 AM   #67
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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.....'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
Sh..t?
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Old 07-14-2009, 04:47 AM   #68
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the
child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby
was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.''
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:57 AM   #69
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DaN YOU ARE THE MAN ...



and gio your just NUTS ...

and me im LOVERLY
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:06 PM   #70
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An old man visits a wizard and asks him to remove a curse he has lived with for 40 years. The wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:12 PM   #71
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An old man visits a wizard and asks him to remove a curse he has lived with for 40 years. The wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

HAAAA!!!!!
brinty i see you have come up as 69 post on this.. thread hmmmm
is that symbolick there then !!!...i put a spell on you
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:32 PM   #72
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What do you call

an oyster that steals all the pearl s???

Shell fish ....

realy bad wiil try harder promise

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Old 07-14-2009, 06:45 PM   #73
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try this one then

Before you critize enyone

walk a mile in there shoes

That way when you critizes them
your a mile away ...

and you have there shoes ...

(moral )
so be sure you choose somone who
takes the size as you ..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

a bit better im working up to it
youl see ....
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Old 07-14-2009, 08:19 PM   #74
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Mudra, the babies laughing is just great. There is something about a baby's laughter that just melts the heart. That was soo sweet.

Love

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Old 07-14-2009, 09:10 PM   #75
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HAAAA!!!!!
brinty i see you have come up as 69 post on this.. thread hmmmm
is that symbolick there then !!!...i put a spell on you
Well, rhythm, 69 was always one of my favorites.
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