George W. Bush

[Dantheman62]

GEORGE W BUSH IS A SAINT '

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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington
as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings.


His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, 'We've been getting a lot of
bad publicity because of the president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war,
hurricane Katrina, and the Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000 contribution
to your church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a Saint.'


The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, 'The Church is
desperate for funding ~ I'll do it.'


Bush showed up for the sermon, and the Bishop began:


'I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President who is a liar, a
cheat, and a
low-intelligence numb-nuts who can't put a compound sentence together.


He bugged out of combat service during the Vietnam war and went AWOL to avoid a drug
test, then had all reports on the sordid event destroyed.


He is the spawn of a Nazi loving great grandfather who smuggled anti-Americans into
this country on his shipping line.


He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the
American people.


He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing
the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on
earth. It is a three-trillion dollar folly.


He appointed fund-raiser cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to
widespread death and destruction due to government paralysis after Hurricane Katrina.


He awarded no-bid cost-plus contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now
have more poverty in this country and a greater gap between rich and poor than we've had
since the Depression.


He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since Teapot Dome.


The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 trillion
Dollars.


Oil rose from $18 to over a hundred per barrel, leading to transportation costs which
the people of America cannot afford, with low minimum wages, part time jobs, no health
insurance, and outsourcing.


Vital research into global warming and stem cells is stifled because he's afraid to lose
votes from religious kooks.


He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known, but compared to Dick
Cheney ~


George W. Bush is a Saint.'


Allen L Roland





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[ghglenn]

Classic ^^^^^^^^^

[freekatz]

Sad but true.....and the worst part is millions of nitwits STILL worship the man.

[RSF]

Going, Going -- Gone.
RSF

[Dantheman62]

HaHa, so true RSF

[THE eXchanger]

http://www.the7thfire.com/bushPrefaceTC.htm

the house of bush -- born in a nazi bank (who would have guessed that !!!)

brightest blessing
susan
the eXchanger

[gordon]

George W. Bush

As a Australian, I would like to say-tell the Americans that Mr George W. Bush is a great man. He has turned the U.S.A into a megapower and HAS helped most countries with $$$ (Read the world news about that). I do thank God, because without George W. Bush as Mr president, the world would be worse shape then in today's world.

[Dantheman62]

Originally Posted by gordon

As a Australian, I would like to say-tell the Americans that Mr George W. Bush is a great man. He has turned the U.S.A into a megapower and HAS helped most countries with $$$ (Read the world news about that). I do thank God, because without George W. Bush as Mr president, the world would be worse shape then in today's world.

Wow you must be kidding! I liked him when he first became president, but when him and all his buddies decided to attack Iraq, that was it, the last straw. Now I think he's an idiot and a fine mess we're in now. We should send him to the middle of the outback in Australia.

[feeler]

Originally Posted by eXchanger

http://www.the7thfire.com/bushPrefaceTC.htm

the house of bush -- born in a nazi bank (who would have guessed that !!!)

brightest blessing
susan
the eXchanger

What's a modern-day Nazi without a modern-day Reichstag fire?

Originally Posted by gordon

As a Australian, I would like to say-tell the Americans that Mr George W. Bush is a great man. He has turned the U.S.A into a megapower and HAS helped most countries with $$$ (Read the world news about that). I do thank God, because without George W. Bush as Mr president, the world would be worse shape then in today's world.

.. u did not just say that...

sarcasm????

[Brinty]

Originally Posted by Dantheman62

Wow you must be kidding! I liked him when he first became president, but when him and all his buddies decided to attack Iraq, that was it, the last straw. Now I think he's an idiot and a fine mess we're in now. We should send him to the middle of the outback in Australia.

You have to forgive gordon. He has been inflicted with an incurable genetic fault. His alimentary canal and associated plumbing was installed back to front.

This causes him to talk ****. Please disregard his outburst. Treat it as what it is and please, please don't send Bush to the Australian outback we like our desert with its scorpions, snakes, lizards and poisonous spiders to be kept as a refuge for them. We wouldn't want them to leave it and move into our towns and cities to get away from the most poisonous and obnoxious clown this world has known since Bush's grandfather's pal Adolf Hitler.

[Dantheman62]

Ah you constantly make me laugh and laugh, and did I mention laugh!

[munkey]

I was going to say you can send him our way, we have some large hungry crocs up these parts, then I re thought it and decided that not even a crocodile could stomache that much ****.

don't worry people, didn't his family just by a big bit of land to hide in, I mean retire too

[Dantheman62]

>
> Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near
> the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
> 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger
> than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as
> kids. I just don't get it.''Well,' said the
> big Croc, 'what have you been
> eating?''Politicians, same as you,' replied the
> small Croc.'Hmm. Well, where do you catch
> them?''Down the other side of the swamp near the
> parking lot by the Capitol.''Same here. Hmm. How do
> you catch them?''Well, I crawl up under one of their
> Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I
> jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them
> and eat 'em!''Ah!' says the big Crocodile,
> 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any
> real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
> **** out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
> a....hole and a briefcase.

[Brinty]

Originally Posted by munkey

I was going to say you can send him our way, we have some large hungry crocs up these parts, then I re thought it and decided that not even a crocodile could stomache that much ****.

You are very considerate munkey, thinking only of healthy dietary additives for our starving crocodiles.

[munkey]

Originally Posted by Brinty

You are very considerate munkey, thinking only of healthy dietary additives for our starving crocodiles.

I actually saw a crocodile trying to lick its backside to get the taste of a politician out of its mouth.

[Dantheman62]

HA you guys, I gotta come to australia and have some laughs, oh, wait, if I do that I'll probably never leave hmmmm. Well, I've seen every state but 3 here so I guess I could leave.

[MAP]

[Dantheman62]

Ha, another good one, thanks MAP.

[Starlah]

Originally Posted by Brinty

You have to forgive gordon. He has been inflicted with an incurable genetic fault. His alimentary canal and associated plumbing was installed back to front.

This causes him to talk ****. Please disregard his outburst. Treat it as what it is and please, please don't send Bush to the Australian outback we like our desert with its scorpions, snakes, lizards and poisonous spiders to be kept as a refuge for them. We wouldn't want them to leave it and move into our towns and cities to get away from the most poisonous and obnoxious clown this world has known since Bush's grandfather's pal Adolf Hitler.

Ah...what a wicked dry humor you have Brinty...I love it! Shall visit you if I ever get to Australia...Starlah.

[Brinty]

Originally Posted by Starlah

Ah...what a wicked dry humor you have Brinty...I love it! Shall visit you if I ever get to Australia...Starlah.

Starlah, you will be welcomed with open arms. If you can make it before the big bang, (or whatever doom is awaiting the world) you can weather the storm on our 5 acre haven.