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TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 08:54
Osama was shot 3-hours after I ate his soul.

My stomach will process his pain and confusion and I will excrete his soul peacefully sometime tomorrow morning.

I'm planning to eat Lucifer's soul before the end of May 7th 2011 (World Peace Day).

Then I'm going to have tea with mum on Mother's Day, May 8th.

Who's soul do you want E.D. the magician to eat next?

:croc:



P.S. Soul eating is serious stuff, not a time to make any jokes ok.

P.P.S. There will be World Peace before the end of May 7th 2011.

P.P.P.S. Sing in a forest if you want to stay safe during all the chaos.

elysian
2nd May 2011, 08:59
hi,
Explain please.
How to you go about eating a soul?
Why would you do such a thing?

cheers

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 09:11
Why do you eat food?

elysian
2nd May 2011, 09:19
Why don't you?

HURRITT ENYETO
2nd May 2011, 09:24
Timeless Dimensions,
I don't really know where to start with you, but in my heart i know that your heart needs to heal.

Hurritt

manny
2nd May 2011, 09:34
i,m gonna have egg on toast for my breakfast.;)

jjl
2nd May 2011, 09:43
can you bring dick cheney to justice?

folotheflo
2nd May 2011, 09:56
does soul taste like chicken ?

jjl
2nd May 2011, 09:59
thanks for ridding us of Bin Laden

mondaze
2nd May 2011, 10:00
dick cheney doesn't have a soul just an r-soul

SteveX
2nd May 2011, 10:02
Osama was shot 3-hours after I ate his soul.

My stomach will process his pain and confusion and I will excrete his soul peacefully sometime tomorrow morning.

I'm planning to eat Lucifer's soul before the end of May 7th 2011 (World Peace Day).

Then I'm going to have tea with mum on Mother's Day, May 8th.

Who's soul do you want E.D. the magician to eat next?

:croc:



P.S. Soul eating is serious stuff, not a time to make any jokes ok.

P.P.S. There will be World Peace before the end of May 7th 2011.

P.P.P.S. Sing in a forest if you want to stay safe during all the chaos.

Cheers...just reminded me. I gotta put the bin out.

The One
2nd May 2011, 10:11
just when i thaught i had heard it all

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Billy
2nd May 2011, 10:12
Osama was shot 3-hours after I ate his soul.

My stomach will process his pain and confusion and I will excrete his soul peacefully sometime tomorrow morning.

I'm planning to eat Lucifer's soul before the end of May 7th 2011 (World Peace Day).

Then I'm going to have tea with mum on Mother's Day, May 8th.

Who's soul do you want E.D. the magician to eat next?

:croc:



P.S. Soul eating is serious stuff, not a time to make any jokes ok.

P.P.S. There will be World Peace before the end of May 7th 2011.

P.P.P.S. Sing in a forest if you want to stay safe during all the chaos.

Now if you had said,before the event, I ate Osama soul and in 3hrs time he will be shot, you may have caught the attention that you seek,

What was for desert :-)

jjl
2nd May 2011, 10:18
What was for desert :-)
looks like we are having judgement for dessert. Again.

Anchor
2nd May 2011, 10:28
Osama was shot 3-hours after I ate his soul.

No you didn't.

John..

observer
2nd May 2011, 11:05
From the Nag Hammadi text (also referred to as the Dead Sea Scrolls), we discover much was omitted by Emperor Constantine's Nicene Council from the Holy Bible - for very good reason.

The Gnostic text found at Nag Hammadi goes into extensive detail regarding Soul Harvesting (by what the Gnostics from antiquity referred to as) the Archons.

For anyone interested in finding out more about soul harvesting and the Archons, one might visit this link:

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/vida_alien/alien_archons.htm

One might also want to investigate what John Lear has been saying about the Soul Harvesting operation on the Moon. Just google John Lear Soul Catcher.

The evidence will show: there appears to be a hyper-dimensional reptilian species doing just that... eating souls !!!

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 12:41
Osama was shot 3-hours after I ate his soul.

No you didn't.

John..

You're 100% right John, I was testing everyone's BS-Meter, because it seems to me like most avalonians will believe anything.

Osama Bin Laden has been dead for more than 9 years, he died peacefully in December 2001, see:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html)

John the Anchor wins the intuition competition!!! ;)

mondaze
2nd May 2011, 12:45
timeless as loki i like that....

jjl
2nd May 2011, 12:47
I am sorry you needed to do this. All you did for me is test my compassion as a human being. You obviouly needed to be heard. Who am I to say what anyone believes to be true or not? In my mind you believed what you were saying and possibly by delusion. Good luck on your quest for gainning compassion. You still have mine. jj

DevilPigeon
2nd May 2011, 12:54
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Well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back.... :mmph:

jjl
2nd May 2011, 12:55
Sorry you feel tthat way DevilPigeon. I would hope people learned a lot from this thread.

greybeard
2nd May 2011, 12:56
We all need a reality "cheque" from time to time.
I hope mine is in the "post."
C

mondaze
2nd May 2011, 12:59
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Well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back.... :mmph:
id like the two minutes that your lot scored two dubious goals yesterday mush!

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:01
We all need a reality "cheque" from time to time.
I hope mine is in the "post."
C

what post GreyBeard?

DevilPigeon
2nd May 2011, 13:02
Sorry you feel tthat way DevilPigeon. I would hope people learned a lot from this thread.

I'm coolio thanks, I was just jesting! As it happens I'd have only wasted those 2 minutes anyway! :)

Yes I agree it does prove a point, just how easily we're prepared to believe something - anything. I wonder just how much of the stuff on the entire forum (and other similar forums) that we accept to be "true" actually is....?

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:06
If any of you cared to read "TimelessDimension's" page I would hope that you wouldn't respond the way some of you have. The ego thing really floored me. When someone presents themselves as in pain, I will always rush to defend those I deem that need it. Although now I am sure Timeless finds no friend in me obviously, I still extend an olive branch of peace and friendship. I would hope the rest of you would do the same.

DevilPigeon
2nd May 2011, 13:07
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Well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back.... :mmph:
id like the two minutes that your lot scored two dubious goals yesterday mush!

Huh....? Methinketh you've got me confused with supporting some other inferior soccer team my friend....! :)

My team did the Villa over on Saturday! :first:

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 13:15
does soul taste like chicken ?

Hell yeah! Doesn't almost everything taste like chicken?

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Well, that's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back.... :mmph:
id like the two minutes that your lot scored two dubious goals yesterday mush!

Huh....? Methinketh you've got me confused with supporting some other inferior soccer team my friend....! :)

My team did the Villa over on Saturday! :first:

Sorry the only sport I watch is bikini mud wrestling ;)

DevilPigeon
2nd May 2011, 13:16
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I think I get the point of the thread... I may be wrong, but if I am it's an interesting thought anyway (IMO :))

A lot of the time, the way we attribute power to someone, it's merely a thought process... And the more people that align with that thought the greater the power that's attributed. So, it's an illusion of mind. We can take that power away simply by thinking differently.

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:17
Everyone deserves respect. Even you, TimelessDimensions.

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 13:19
If any of you cared to read "TimelessDimension's" page I would hope that you wouldn't respond the way some of you have. The ego thing really floored me. When someone presents themselves as in pain, I will always rush to defend those I deem that need it. Although now I am sure Timeless finds no friend in me obviously, I still extend an olive branch of peace and friendship. I would hope the rest of you would do the same.

Everyone can be my friend, you must carry your sense of humor with you at all times though :p

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Everyone deserves respect. Even you, TimelessDimensions.

And you too deserve respect jjl,
I never have the intention to disrespect any-ONE.

greybeard
2nd May 2011, 13:20
We all need a reality "cheque" from time to time.
I hope mine is in the "post."
C

what post GreyBeard?


Its a joke jjl

Double meaning

The reality check could be in the contents of this thread.

In UK if you owe money you might send a cheque/money order in the mail/post

Uk people may have got the joke but not people of other countries.
Even here few pay by cheque any longer its all credit card -- on line payment
Regards Chris

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:20
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I think I get the point of the thread... I may be wrong, but if I am it's an interesting thought anyway (IMO :))

A lot of the time, the way we attribute power to someone, it's merely a thought process... And the more people that align with that thought the greater the power that's attributed. So, it's an illusion of mind. We can take that power away simply by thinking differently.

That isn't the point I got from it at all. To me, it reveals true character of ourselves and our prejudices. VERY enlightening. I thank you all.

DevilPigeon
2nd May 2011, 13:25
We all need a reality "cheque" from time to time.
I hope mine is in the "post."
C

what post GreyBeard?


Its a joke jjl

Double meaning

The reality check could be in the contents of this thread.

In UK if you owe money you might send a cheque/money order in the mail/post

Uk people may have got the joke but not people of other countries.
Even here few pay by cheque any longer its all credit card -- on line payment
Regards Chris

And fewer places these days are accepting cheques as payment...

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 13:25
timeless as loki i like that....

Hey mondaze, how did you know I was a shape shifter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting) from Transylvania?

;);)

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:31
I can only guess at what shape you took there....

granny
2nd May 2011, 13:35
Guys ... this is total BS. He has been dead for years ... the photo of the dead bin Laden has been online for a while and is a fake (check Red Ice Creations) ... burial at sea??? Could we get a break .... how incredibly stupid can we get ? Am not for or against Obama ... just another puppet ... but he really needed this ... campaign coming up.

I sincerely hope this does not take away from the unbelievable destruction in the South.

TimelessDimensions
2nd May 2011, 13:37
I can only guess at what shape you took there....

A comedian?

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Guys ... this is total BS. He has been dead for years ... the photo of the dead bin Laden has been online for a while and is a fake (check Red Ice Creations) ... burial at sea??? Could we get a break .... how incredibly stupid can we get ? Am not for or against Obama ... just another puppet ... but he really needed this ... campaign coming up.

I sincerely hope this does not take away from the unbelievable destruction in the South.

Read the whole thread silly billy

jjl
2nd May 2011, 13:42
you wish Timeless....:fish:

jjl
2nd May 2011, 15:45
I am my brothers keeper good thing we are not related

Billy
2nd May 2011, 17:10
What was for desert :-)
looks like we are having judgement for dessert. Again.

No Judgment jji, Just my sense of humour as i like TD's humour also. :-)

mondaze
2nd May 2011, 17:32
timeless as loki i like that....

Hey mondaze, how did you know I was a shape shifter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting) from Transylvania?

;);)

because my real name is van helsing my blood lusting friend!

9eagle9
2nd May 2011, 17:41
And who's soul did you eat today?





timeless as loki i like that....

Hey mondaze, how did you know I was a shape shifter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting) from Transylvania?

;);)

because my real name is van helsing my blood lusting friend!