IT Position - Now Hiring!

[Providence]

!! IT POSITION WANTED !!!
Photoshop Professional needed badly, specializing in 'editing' of official certificates, and photo doctoring, I mean... photo editing.

Apply in person:
the White House,
Washington, DC

"I'm just sayin'...."

Peace!

[Seikou-Kishi]

Hahaha, nice :-)

[starsmoonmtns]

For what O's official BC? hahhahahahha

[crosby]

what's the pay scale and the benefit structure?
lol, corson

[Calz]

what's the pay scale and the benefit structure?
lol, corson

Best perk is lifetime supply of free kool-aid ... all you can force down :)

Then there are those cool sunglasses ... you know like in the movie "They Live". You need to recognize a real human on those rare occasions you encounter one in DC :cool:

[Tane Mahuta]

!! IT POSITION WANTED !!!
Photoshop Professional needed badly, specializing in 'editing' of official certificates, and photo doctoring, I mean... photo editing.

Apply in person:
the White House,
Washington, DC

Yee Haaa!!...love it!!. Yes, & the person would also need to be proficient in the use of a printer, ie multiple copies & and a bit of quantative easing thrown in to keep the world warm & fuzzy on cold winter nights.

nuff said

[LM-R]

http://i.imgur.com/KxuGl.jpg

PSN Network was down so Obama doesn't get lag on COD Black-ops, bloke on right in fancy dress is doing the photoshopping

[Mad Hatter]

More grist for the mill thru my inbox today...

FYI

Birth Certificate Information....

"THERE IS NEW INFORMATION MAN" -

On the Birth Certificate the race would have been listed asNEGRO not African American.

That's the biggest error that I can see.

The phrase African American was not developed until much later. In the 60's many Negro organizations wanted to be referred to as BLACKS,but that too

developed after 1961, and of course that's after the Birth ofBarry Soetoro, I mean Barack Husseain Obama II
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Obviously it's all fun and games at the Obama White House.
- W

Subject: THE BIRTHER ISSUE IS NOT OVER!

Indications Obama's birth certificate is a hoax......

Date: Saturday, April 30, 2011, 10:33 AM
Forwarded by a former coworker in his 70's. Here we go again!!!!!!

As you all know, Donald Trump made a big deal about Obama's birth certificate.

As of yesterday, the White House released the birth certificate.

I will tell you right now that I had never given this "birther" issue any credit.
I watched the hype and the crazies come out. I completely dismissed the entire ordeal altogether. In fact, it was not until the White House released the birth certificate that it had gained my attention.

I am the studious sort of guy, and I have plenty of time on my hands. So, I took a close look at this document.

While I would have thought that this issue would have been closed for good (and, got the crazies to crawl back into their holes), I found two extremely strange inconsistencies that merit some attention.

First of all, the birth certificate that the White House released lists Obama's birth as August 4, 1961. It also lists Barack Hussein Obama as his father. No big deal, right? At the time of Obama's birth, it also shows that his father is aged 25 years old, and that Obama's father was born in "Kenya, East Africa". This wouldn't seem like anything of concern, except the fact that Kenya did not even exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama's birth, and 27 years after his father's birth.

How could have Obama's father have been born in a country that did not yet exist? Up and until Kenya was formed in 1963, it was known as the "British East Africa Protectorate". But, this is not the only thing that I found that just does not jive.

The other item that I looked into was the hospital that Obama was born in.
On the birth certificate released by the White House, the listed place of birth is "Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital".
This cannot be, because the hospital(s) in question in 1961 were called "KauiKeolani Children's Hospital" and "Kapi'olani Maternity Home", respectively. The name did not change to Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital until 1978, when these two hospitals merged. How can this particular name of the hospital be on a birth certificate dated 1961 if this name had not yet been applied to it until 1978? Go ahead, look it up. I am not talking crazy talk, these are the facts.

Like I said, I thought that this was a non-issue until the actual certificate was released. Now that it has been released, of course I had to look into it. I have found these issues, now I know that something is up. If you doubt me, just look at the following resources: Sure as hell, the hospital part is true, as you can read about the 1978 merger here <http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx> (http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx) .

Who the hell did he payoff now with our TAX Dollars to print this Bogus Certificate??......


PS ROFLMAO at the X-box hand controller Barry is holding in the photo LM-R put up !!!

[applecrusher1992]

Here is some contrary evidence for people that I found online that may support the case that his birth certificate may be real.

These links are from someone on yahoo answers but I found them to be very insightful.
yahoo page: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110430201904AAFB9RZ

Travel Guide of Africa from 1961 : (mentions Kenya and Africa )
http://www.scribd.com/doc/54152116/AFRICA-A-Z

Kenya census instructions of 1962 :(African is the name of a race)
http://www.hist.umn.edu/~rmccaa/IPUMSI/CensusForms/Africa/ke1962ef_kenya_enumeration_forms.en.pdf

Birth Certificates from that time: (shows the hospital name the same as on Barack Obama's birth certificate)
http://nativeborncitizen.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/nordyke-61.gif