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Teakai
20th May 2011, 01:11
This is mad.
Does anyone think zombie may actually mean reptilian?
Could this be to do with some false flag alien attack?
Could this be to do with approaching Elenin?

Wasn't there something to do with zombies on that show that was on recently, which I can;t recall the name of yet.

Are 'they' off the planet - or is it just me?

The CDC (centre for disease control) are giving out zombie warnings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZdWMbedQ8
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZdWMbedQ8

Sure! It's all fun and games until somebody loses a brain.

D-Day
20th May 2011, 01:18
Pfffft LOL ;)

Omni
20th May 2011, 01:21
Could be them foreseeing much news that they will have to report, that they do not want people to take seriously. This could be a way to make such news reports regarded as the same level of skepticism and knee jerk doubt as the internet. My only rational thought regarding this. lol....

Positive Vibe Merchant
20th May 2011, 01:30
surely has to be some type of joke?

PVM

DouglasDanger
20th May 2011, 01:44
Rule 1) ...Cardio!
Rule 2)... Double tap!

I am So Goona watch Zombieland again after seeing this hehe :)

janus
20th May 2011, 02:18
Maybe they're just trying to appeal to a certain segment of society that like horror films? Or show they have a sense of humor?

Thinking back, some of the stuff the CDC has put out in the past has been pretty funny to some of us.

Whitehaze
20th May 2011, 02:24
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White Phoenix
20th May 2011, 03:03
Isn't there a Project Camelot video with someone talking about MIBs that are basically corpses possessed and animated by alien entities? What if thousands of these entities were to 'invade'? "And the dead shall walk the Earth"? Just throwing it out there!

Carmody
20th May 2011, 04:00
Isn't there a Project Camelot video with someone talking about MIBs that are basically corpses possessed and animated by alien entities? What if thousands of these entities were to 'invade'? "And the dead shall walk the Earth"? Just throwing it out there!

Dan Burisch mentions it.

http://www.zombiephiles.com/zombies-ate-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do

Karma Ninja
20th May 2011, 04:01
Gotta love those Zombies! Good to see the CDC can still find time for a little humour here and there.

"Brrrraaaiiinnns!"

As George Romero said "Zombies are the blue collar monster, they're us"

Teakai
20th May 2011, 05:06
Isn't there a Project Camelot video with someone talking about MIBs that are basically corpses possessed and animated by alien entities? What if thousands of these entities were to 'invade'? "And the dead shall walk the Earth"? Just throwing it out there!

One of the thoughts that entered into my mind was the part in the bible where it said something like - you shall wish for death, but be unable to die.(paraphrased)

Pre-awakening I would definitely have thought the whole thing to be some lame PR stunt, post awakening, and being aware of the requirement that 'they' need to let us know what they're going to do to us - and on top of all the other stuff, well, now I just dunno.

Using zombies as some kind of public pull to get public attention just seems like a really dumb idea to me. You'd think the threat of an overdue emergency would be incentive enough to get people paying attention.

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Gotta love those Zombies! Good to see the CDC can still find time for a little humour here and there.

"Brrrraaaiiinnns!"

As George Romero said "Zombies are the blue collar monster, they're us"

That gave me pause Karma Ninja - ain't that the truth.

TimelessDimensions
20th May 2011, 05:07
I guess I've been playing Resident Evil too much on my Nintendo Wii, sorry chaps..

shadowstalker
20th May 2011, 05:12
A mass MIB attack?
They have been known to attack in numbers.
Yes I know about MIB's.. My family was attacked by them when I was 8.

Carmody
20th May 2011, 17:39
A mass MIB attack?
They have been known to attack in numbers.
Yes I know about MIB's.. My family was attacked by them when I was 8.

I take it that this was in the Texas/Austin area? That area seems to be a hotbed of sorts, of such activities. Wonder why.

I've seen similar, I might venture to say. In my case, one incident...a car that drives around at night, with no lights on. The beings/people inside seeming almost organically connected to the vehicle. The vehicle which was, as they say, a Ford. An inordinate fondness for Full size Fords also seems to be part of this 'particular' phenomenon..

crosby
20th May 2011, 20:48
Isn't there a Project Camelot video with someone talking about MIBs that are basically corpses possessed and animated by alien entities? What if thousands of these entities were to 'invade'? "And the dead shall walk the Earth"? Just throwing it out there!

that would be the dan burisch interview. i remember that very well.
regards, corson

Tangri
20th May 2011, 22:40
Here some link .They are warning during joking

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

DeDukshyn
20th May 2011, 23:50
I believe it is regular marketing. To bring attention to disaster preparedness. It's like they're saying, "Hint, Hint" because they want to say something, can't disclose anything, and anything else would be considered fearmongering.

Anie
20th May 2011, 23:55
Well the CDC is correct in a way, there is people who are in a zombie-like state of mind taking life as it is day by day.

DouglasDanger
21st May 2011, 00:26
A mass MIB attack?
They have been known to attack in numbers.
Yes I know about MIB's.. My family was attacked by them when I was 8.

I take it that this was in the Texas/Austin area? That area seems to be a hotbed of sorts, of such activities. Wonder why.

I've seen similar, I might venture to say. In my case, one incident...a car that drives around at night, with no lights on. The beings/people inside seeming almost organically connected to the vehicle. The vehicle which was, as they say, a Ford. An inordinate fondness for Full size Fords also seems to be part of this 'particular' phenomenon..

This won't be true for much longer, they use the crown vic because it's also used in most police forces, abc agencys etc, this is the last year for production, Ford is shutting down the plant, expect them to be using large suv's ( as the police forces have switched to) and the newer police force issued cruiser type cars. The Mib's are ment to blend in so the already zombified public ignore any memories of seeing them or just don't question seeing something like a police force used vehicle doing something suspicious ( it gets filed in thier brains under, must be a cop car doing undercover work).....
I'll put my gold on that they start using the ford expedition and dodge chargers as thier new mib mobiles. Large, well built, can be gotten for free in north america, blend in well with normal publicly used vehicles.

oceanz
21st May 2011, 04:48
Wasn't there something a few weeks ago where the term 'zombie' was legally recognised.

Now the Centre for Disease Control issues a zombie warning alert.

Will the next step be allowing them to have protected rights as zombies?

DeDukshyn
21st May 2011, 05:22
Wasn't there something a few weeks ago where the term 'zombie' was legally recognised.

Now the Centre for Disease Control issues a zombie warning alert.

Will the next step be allowing them to have protected rights as zombies?

With aliens getting all the coverage in the last quarter, zombies have been feeling in the shadows. A new marketing campaign with cooperation from the CDC has appeared to put the zombies, at least temporarily, in the lead. How long can this last? With all the alien flicks this summer I think it's just a matter of time till aliens re-take the lead. Never underestimate the werewolf though, they were ahead of the zombies there for a bit.

Check in again next week for ... Villain Idol.

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I keep thinking of this ..... creeepy .... http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/

bennycog
21st May 2011, 05:25
I feel like a zombie when i am in need for food because of the diabetes.. i was only thinking the other day "this is what a zombie would be thinking" synchronisity again :) I just sit there and nothing else around you matters accept for getting food into your system.. and yes can get very cranky too.. watch out guys zombie benny is eating his way to a town near you lol

Siegfried The 7
21st May 2011, 06:11
Im not trying to promote fear, but I found the CDC mentioning that very odd for a few reasons...


1). Shortly after Obama became president I recall him mentioning that there was a good chance next terrorist attack in U.S. may be biological.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1091069/Obama-warned-Expect-nuclear-biological-terrorist-attack-2013.html

2). Terror threat has been issued after being revamped not too long ago.
http://www.ktvq.com/news/terror-alert-issued/

3). Bin Laden(whoever he is) is supposedly dead and Al Qaeda(whoever they really are) threaten revenge.
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/may/07/world/la-fg-qaeda-warning-20110507

4). Attention has been given to May 21st being the possible end of the world. There are those who expect something and those who are totally disregarding. Perfect day to initiate something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MjGqPfihks

5). Illuminati card game made in 90's that shows striking semblance to real world events that have occurred after its creation.
http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2011/03/japan-earthquake-illuminati-card-game.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ufo_blogger+%28UFO-Blogger+Uncover+The+UFO+Truth%29

There is a CDC card in the game.
http://thecomingepiphany.com/BookArticles/Cardgame.html (scroll down to 5th card)

6).CDC stresses preparation in the event of Zombie infectious virus and/or Natural Disaster.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp


I dont know guys/gals....may/may not be the 21st, but I think something may be brewing. Stay alert and be prepared as best you can in the event of anything. Peace and love to you all...

DeDukshyn
21st May 2011, 06:13
Thanks for all the sources!

Tangri
21st May 2011, 06:19
They got one
http://www.aksam.com.tr/rizede-dinozor-fosili-374f.html?no=5

Shocking Display
21st May 2011, 08:27
And this released about the same time - place your orders now. (Also handy for keeping out Vampires and Werewolves - No guarantee from manufacturer.
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/05/18/zombie-proof-house-survive-undead-apocalypse/

Teakai
21st May 2011, 10:19
Could be them foreseeing much news that they will have to report, that they do not want people to take seriously. This could be a way to make such news reports regarded as the same level of skepticism and knee jerk doubt as the internet. My only rational thought regarding this. lol....

Hi Omnivese - I was thinking about your saying this this morning and I got to thinking about rational and what constitutes rational :)

When I tell my husband any of the things I've found out in regard to conspiracy - he thinks I'm irrational. But the reality is that he's the one being irrational.
My rational - odometer has been wiped clean :)

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Wasn't there something a few weeks ago where the term 'zombie' was legally recognised.

Now the Centre for Disease Control issues a zombie warning alert.

Will the next step be allowing them to have protected rights as zombies?

Hi Oceanz - zombies do exist in Haiti - and probably other places that practise voodoo and such. It's just that Hollywood's done a bit of a job on them and so we have a different idea as to what a zombie is as to what a 'real' zombie is.

oceanz
21st May 2011, 10:27
Thanks Teakai, I'll research that tomorrow.

For some reason, the movie 'The Skeleton Key' came to mind as I think that touched on voodoo.

ktlight
22nd May 2011, 11:11
Although it may seem unbelievable, this is not a satire piece or a joke. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control, which has been deeply engaged in the fictions of Swine Flu and other so-called "pandemics," is now publicly warning Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

In a May 16th blog entry on the CDC.gov website (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthma...), author Ali S. Khan asks the question, "Where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much?" The article then goes on to suppose that "zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder - How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?"

The CDC has apparently been listening to my hip-hop song Vaccine Zombie (http://www.naturalnews.com/vaccine_...) and decided to run with the concept. Vaccines, of course, are the real source of zombies because they eat your brain (and cause autism, too). For some reason, the CDC didn't mention that...

Government preparedness tips... much like military intelligence

The CDC's zombie apocalypse article is, of course, an effort to reach a younger crowd by appealing to mainstream youth interests which now include anything having to do with vampires and zombies. The article actually offers a useful but rudimentary set of preparedness tips that include gathering up emergency medicine supplies, food, water and tools.

Some of the strategies include preparing all your "important documents" such as your passport and birth certificate. This is obviously based on the idea that you are going to be relocated and will probably end up as a refugee of some sort (in a FEMA camp, no doubt). So remember to bring your birth certificate. Of course, if you don't actually have a birth certificate, you can always use Photoshop to create one from a collage of random scanned documents and no one will notice the difference these days. Not even the mainstream media.

source to continue
http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zo...lypse_CDC.html

oceanz
23rd May 2011, 02:07
I feel like a zombie when i am in need for food because of the diabetes.. i was only thinking the other day "this is what a zombie would be thinking" synchronisity again :) I just sit there and nothing else around you matters accept for getting food into your system.. and yes can get very cranky too.. watch out guys zombie benny is eating his way to a town near you lol

http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?19171-CNN-trying-to-legitimize-the-concept-of-a-zombie-virus&p=204405&highlight=zombies#post204405

They could say a Zombie, was one that constantly thought about and looking for food.

So in the event of a financial collaspe with martial law in full force and people wandering the streets looking for food. I'm sure if asked what their purpose was for wandering the streets, they would answer "looking for food, need food". By that definition they would be a zombie and therefore a threat to whoever they are protecting.

shadowstalker
24th May 2011, 07:13
A mass MIB attack?
They have been known to attack in numbers.
Yes I know about MIB's.. My family was attacked by them when I was 8.

I take it that this was in the Texas/Austin area? That area seems to be a hotbed of sorts, of such activities. Wonder why.

I've seen similar, I might venture to say. In my case, one incident...a car that drives around at night, with no lights on. The beings/people inside seeming almost organically connected to the vehicle. The vehicle which was, as they say, a Ford. An inordinate fondness for Full size Fords also seems to be part of this 'particular' phenomenon..

No this was when I was 8 yrs old, in Havertown Pa.
But I did spot one in the middle of the road in front of my house in 07, yes that was in Austin..

P.S. According to my son in-law, they do have something in the Army manuals on how to deal with zombies. he just told me this last night.