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loveandgratitude
4th July 2011, 07:50
I don't know who composed it, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

Number 10 - There are more than a million of us for each one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you keep trying to kill us.

Number 9 - We know how desperate you are to appear like you are actually still in control of the situation.

Number 8 - Despite many years of effort on your part to stamp us out, we are *ahem* still here, and growing exponentially.

Number 7 - We can dramatically reduce the effectiveness of your multi- million-dollar EMF mind control technology with 25-cent devices that a ten year old kid can build.

Number 6 - Your system is not sustainable. We sometimes enjoy watching the contortions you go through trying to keep it up and running, but lately we are getting hungry and that makes our BS detectors more active.

Number 5 - Everything you have depends entirely on us, since you guys usually can't even locate the 'on' switch. So, even if you push 'the button,' WE still have to push SEVERAL THOUSAND MORE buttons in order for anything to happen. Most likely, when you tell us to 'look sharp,' we will just crack a beer and fart.

Number 4 - In order for people to be good zombies, they have to be fully aware of what you are doing, in order to successfully pretend they don't know.

Number 3 - Punishment loses its effectiveness with overuse, and you are WAAAY past the point of overuse.

Number 2 - Nobody actually believes clouds are long straight lines that come out of airplanes.

Number 1 - There is a God. (see universe for reference.)


S incerely, Citizen of the World.

karelia
4th July 2011, 07:56
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! I hope it goes viral. *goes to blog it*

latte
4th July 2011, 08:04
Number 7 - We can dramatically reduce the effectiveness of your multi- million-dollar EMF mind control technology with 25-cent devices that a ten year old kid can build.

Interesting device. What would it be?

ktlight
4th July 2011, 08:42
Hi L&G
Great post! Can you provide a link, please.

pickle
4th July 2011, 08:52
Great post L & G, thanks!

A couple more suggestions for the list....

11. You can run, but you can't hide.
12. Don't worry, the food in prison 'aint so bad. It's supplied by your buddies at Monsanto. :p


Peace,

Pickle

Paul
4th July 2011, 08:54
I don't know who composed it, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it.
The oldest reference I can find to this in a quick search is here: http://educate-yourself.org/dc/dearnwo02feb04.shtml

Flash
4th July 2011, 09:09
I don't know who composed it, but I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

Number 10 - There are more than a million of us for each one of you, and we don't really like you very much- because you keep trying to kill us.

Number 9 - We know how desperate you are to appear like you are actually still in control of the situation.

Number 8 - Despite many years of effort on your part to stamp us out, we are *ahem* still here, and growing exponentially.

Number 7 - We can dramatically reduce the effectiveness of your multi- million-dollar EMF mind control technology with 25-cent devices that a ten year old kid can build.

Number 6 - Your system is not sustainable. We sometimes enjoy watching the contortions you go through trying to keep it up and running, but lately we are getting hungry and that makes our BS detectors more active.

Number 5 - Everything you have depends entirely on us, since you guys usually can't even locate the 'on' switch. So, even if you push 'the button,' WE still have to push SEVERAL THOUSAND MORE buttons in order for anything to happen. Most likely, when you tell us to 'look sharp,' we will just crack a beer and fart.

Number 4 - In order for people to be good zombies, they have to be fully aware of what you are doing, in order to successfully pretend they don't know.

Number 3 - Punishment loses its effectiveness with overuse, and you are WAAAY past the point of overuse.

Number 2 - Nobody actually believes clouds are long straight lines that come out of airplanes.

Number 1 - There is a God. (see universe for reference.)


S incerely, Citizen of the World.

Shh.... Do not tell them, we don't want them to correct the situation lol

Lost Soul
5th July 2011, 11:37
Ultimately, good, the way of the Universal Life Force (Creator), does indeed triumph over evil.

777
5th July 2011, 11:40
Every person in the world should read this! Love it!

Mad Hatter
5th July 2011, 11:49
Number 7 - We can dramatically reduce the effectiveness of your multi- million-dollar EMF mind control technology with 25-cent devices that a ten year old kid can build.

Interesting device. What would it be?

Could be a reference to a device Pete Peterson hinted at in the Camelot interview. IIRC but don't hold me to it, goes along with teaching youself, while wearing it, how to sing yankee doodle dandy in your head...

Tony
5th July 2011, 12:15
13. Some of us might just reincarnate in their midst, and be very annoying!

ViralSpiral
5th July 2011, 12:34
14. Some of us have incarnated in their midsts, and enjoy being annoying :)

PixieDust
5th July 2011, 12:53
number 5 made me laugh. great list!