Man takes viagra before TSA patdown!

[Sloppyjoe]

http://members.beforeitsnews.com/story/829/231/Man_Takes_Viagra_For_TSA_Pat_Down.html

More people need to do things like this! Addressing it as a joke.

[Lost Soul]

Kudos to him. I can see where the homosexuals can really get their jollys when a TSA man feels them up for weapons.

This whole groping thing is so obnoxious. The Founding Fathers would be so ashamed of us today for being so complicit.

[Fred Steeves]

What a riot sloppyjoe, thanks. Certainly is an original idea, I'll give him that.

Cheers,
Fred

[fractal being]

LOL!

On another note:

If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”
In our face :mad2:

[Sloppyjoe]

"Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

I wonder if this guy is being serious about having a passion for touching strangers or if he's being sarcastic of his job?

[Fred Steeves]

In our face

Not to mention the TSA guy's face:lol:....Sorry, just couldn't help myself....Bad Fred!!!

[Darla Ken Pearce]

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

So let's see, if everyone anchored a baton in their pants or took Viagra, no guy would be searched? No time for it or energy, eh?

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.” <------------------------> At least she admits her officers "fondle" passengers.

Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted." Mission accomplished by Viagra? Well, whatever works....

[Maia Gabrial]

Were the TSA guys/gals embarassed or what? This is just so funny!

[Marsila]

"U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”"

makes me feel like starting a fund to help anyone who intends to do something similar when travelling.....

[Coaxial]

Bhahahahah! Wouldn't be brave enough to try this myself, but i'll give a 10 for effort...

[Marikins]

It breaks my heart to say this, but I'm afraid this is a satirical story. The man would have been immediately arrested and Big Sis would noy likely comment. If she did comment it would be something about "This jeopardizes the safety of every passenger and blah blah terrorists".