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dave costello
16th October 2011, 15:05
:cool:Mrs Margaret Friend,aged forty-eight,of Southend on Sea was arrested and brought to the local magistrates court on a charge of prostitution. She was outraged and,in a spirit of judicial enquiry,the court asked her assist them by explaining why it was,exactly,that the charge could not possibly be correct. "Oh" she exclaimed "there is no way,I could ever be a prostitute. I am far to short sighted. I am blind in one eye and only have partial vision in the other.In fact,I can only ever see anyone if they are right on top of me.