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Kristin
12th January 2012, 20:58
SATIRE:

This is sick, the man doesn't even try to hide it. Here one of the most recent interviews with the man who has been driving foreign policy for the west for decades. He's almost giddy:


Henry Kissinger: "If You Can't Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf"
By Alfred Heinz 27/11/2011 09:40:00
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Henry Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft
NEW YORK - USA - In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and particularly the Middle East.
Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman, who will be 89 in May, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world forum of Geo-politics and economics.
"The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all together faster demise for them. We're like the sharp shooter daring the noob to pick up the gun, and when they try, it's bang bang. The coming war will will be so severe that only one superpower can win, and that's us folks. This is why the EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O how I have dreamed of this delightful moment."
"Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people."
Mr Kissinger then added: "If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can still be compromised."
After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried on: "We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder, and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the global government that wins. Don't forget, the United States, has the best weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those weapons to the world when the time is right."
End of interview. Our reporter is ushered out of the room by Kissinger's minder.

From the Heart,
Wormhole

firstlook
12th January 2012, 21:09
Sounds like he is trying to help a little by atleast being honest.

TargeT
12th January 2012, 21:11
Vhh3OsnN-nI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh3OsnN-nI&feature=youtu.be


Link to the article WormHole posted:
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/index.php?news=3089

NewFounderHome
12th January 2012, 21:22
This is sad!!!

MMA_Fan
12th January 2012, 21:32
This is sad!!!

No, it's satire: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/index.1.html

TargeT
12th January 2012, 21:50
This is sad!!!

No, it's satire: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/index.1.html

ding ding ding!

I didnt want to say anything :P

firstlook
12th January 2012, 21:56
This is sad!!!

No, it's satire: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/index.1.html

never heard of them before. Pretty funny.

Simonm
12th January 2012, 22:28
Im at work and unable to see the link. So I take it this is a pi55take?

Kissinger once stated. Soldiers are just dumb stupid animals who enforce US foreign policy!!

TargeT
12th January 2012, 22:30
if by pi55take you mean joke, then yes.

Kristin
12th January 2012, 22:37
Thank god it's satire... I got this from a friend who is usually reputable without the link, I just looked it up... but truth be told, LOL, I wouldn't put it past him. The laugh is on me though! That'll learn me.
From the Heart,
Wormhole

Now I gotta check into changing the title, thanks MMA fan!

DreamsInDigital
12th January 2012, 22:50
You guys do know Henry Kissenger is a clone right? He has been since like the late 70's.

Kristin
12th January 2012, 22:56
And all this time I thought he was a space alien...
In humour,
Wormhole

WhiteFeather
12th January 2012, 23:24
Kissinger That P.O. $hit needs to be arrested forthwith for crimes against Humanity. This guy gives me the creeps. Just Look at that soulless mug. PS I will be at his Luxurious NYC apt to take my bounty when TSHTF. And accompanied with my Heat Seeking Chemtrail Rocket Launcher i got when i was 7.

http://www.artnet.com/Images/magazine/features/finch/finch9-8-08-1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MnmMnZ0WpaU/Tki6IsZOWdI/AAAAAAAAAZI/l6a_N5IeknY/s1600/bazooka1.jpg

Alie
12th January 2012, 23:32
Maybe Kissinger is just a "dumb, stupid animal" enforcing ET policy.

DreamsInDigital
13th January 2012, 04:27
Maybe Kissinger is just a "dumb, stupid animal" enforcing ET policy.
He's a clone, been one since 1979, according to the evidence I've seen anyway. There's video footage from 1979 after the plane he was on crashed and went off radar, never found etc. Interviews done just around that time were pieced together and it doesn't even match up, the
answers with the questions.

ViralSpiral
13th January 2012, 08:05
[QUOTE=WhiteFeather;401642]Kissinger That P.O. $hit needs to be arrested forthwith for crimes against Humanity. This guy gives me the creeps. Just Look at that soulless mug. PS I will be at his Luxurious NYC apt to take my bounty when TSHTF. And accompanied with my Heat Seeking Chemtrail Rocket Launcher i got when i was 7.

http://www.artnet.com/Images/magazine/features/finch/finch9-8-08-1.jpg


So, not angry then, are you? http://www.ity.eu/media/images/thumbs/98_372_wink-smiley-02_thumb_l.gif
Just think, when they arrest him, all it will be is a shell....

MMA_Fan
13th January 2012, 19:17
Kissinger once stated. Soldiers are just dumb stupid animals who enforce US foreign policy!!

No he didn't. I am finding it impossible to find a reference to that quote anywhere. Kissinger did say:

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."

But then he is also quoted as saying:

"Diplomacy: the art of restraining power."

"Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God."


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henry_a_kissinger.html

EDIT: Should clarify I meant that I can't find a reputable source for the "...dumb animals" quote.

Unified Serenity
13th January 2012, 19:38
Vhh3OsnN-nI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh3OsnN-nI&feature=youtu.be


Link to the article WormHole posted:
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/index.php?news=3089

AMEN They cannot control the reaction, but they can know the liklihood of which way the populace will go. Listen countrymen and women. When you see the ugly attack that is soon to come upon us that makes 9/11 look like a Sunday game of kickball, know it's a ploy to incite us to rage and want retribution and to turn the Middle East, China and Russia into a glass parking lot.

Cidersomerset
13th January 2012, 20:10
I'm sorry I read this report about this blood thirsty callous reptoid....

http://www.goldismoney2.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8380&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1307981435

I was on a high from the David Icke movie, this is exactly the type of corrupt evil entity he was on about........In the end we will be Victorious....

BTDwIN9oLvY

Simonm
13th January 2012, 20:32
Kissinger once stated. Soldiers are just dumb stupid animals who enforce US foreign policy!!

No he didn't. I am finding it impossible to find a reference to that quote anywhere. Kissinger did say:

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."

But then he is also quoted as saying:

"Diplomacy: the art of restraining power."

"Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God."


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henry_a_kissinger.html

Errr..
dumb stupid animals to be used" an opinion attributed to Kissinger by Haig in reference to military men and foreign policy.
Henry Kissinger, as quoted in "The Final Days" by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in chapter 14. Page 194 in the paperback version (1995). Google Books link

Also, not hard to find reliable sources!!!!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/us_troops_pawns.htm
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/218473

Google is a wonderful thing!

Tons of other sites all giving the same information.

Seikou-Kishi
13th January 2012, 21:16
It is understandable that people might get confused about the nature of this thread when it's in General Discussion and not the Lighter Side.

Kristin
13th January 2012, 22:16
The thread seems to be taking on it's own life, which to be honest was the original intent. I'm Ok with it but if the Mods feel like changing it to lighter side I'm OK with that too. I'm interested in more opinions about how people feel about Kissenger. With that in mind I would like to add that the man was extremely disappointed that Nixon was found to be a criminal during the election. Imagine the world if Nixon had become the ruler that Kissenger intended... wow.

From the Heart,
Wormhole

MMA_Fan
13th January 2012, 22:34
Kissinger once stated. Soldiers are just dumb stupid animals who enforce US foreign policy!!

No he didn't. I am finding it impossible to find a reference to that quote anywhere. Kissinger did say:

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."

But then he is also quoted as saying:

"Diplomacy: the art of restraining power."

"Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God."


http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henry_a_kissinger.html

Errr..
dumb stupid animals to be used" an opinion attributed to Kissinger by Haig in reference to military men and foreign policy.
Henry Kissinger, as quoted in "The Final Days" by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in chapter 14. Page 194 in the paperback version (1995). Google Books link

Also, not hard to find reliable sources!!!!

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Government/us_troops_pawns.htm
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/show/218473

Google is a wonderful thing!

Tons of other sites all giving the same information.

They are not reliable quotes and they are bandied around the internet like a meme but still no proof.
To be fair neither is the one I linked too either.:)

What he is alleged to have said is not as important as what he has done and I'm still not sure what to make of the man.