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Selene
27th February 2012, 21:21
My beloved children:

I come to you with blessings and beer. Imbibe freely of my celestial crock:

You have suffered long and patiently from repeated promises, and promises multiplied and promises dangled beyond your reach. In truth, we who watch from our omnipresent technology as we string out these undelivered promises are dazzled by your inability to comprehend reality. It is truly a wonder to us, and we thank you for allowing us to mess with your heads so freely.

On our evolved planet, we are trained in logic, reason and discernment. You do us a great service by providing us mirth and sport as you exercise your credulity and blind passivity. We need not own cats who tumble after string; we have you, our beloved sheep. Our own cats, actually, are too smart to be persistently fooled.

It is with joy and wonder, therefore, that I must report that you are all due to receive Prosperity Packages in pure gold from our allies situated beneath the Brooklyn Bridge. These will be delivered upon conclusion of your free mothership ride to Beyondananda, all expenses paid, of course. We will need only your credit card number and its security code for your verification. Spa fees are additional, and be sure to tip the limo driver.

And we humbly thank you, indeed, for your brave and forthright civil action in allowing us in your stead to hold your elected officials responsible, arrest your criminals, clean up your atmosphere and oceans, take down your FEMA camps and zap Barney back to the stone age. Your passivity is truly awesome here.

Until next time, Little Ones,

I am Sa~Ni~Ti. Imbibe freely.

Sebastion
27th February 2012, 21:28
You wouldn't have any openings for a trainee high priest would you? I know people who can deliver some of the finest BS, who could assist as well.......

onawah
27th February 2012, 21:50
That shows real style, Selene! :lol: :high5:
You could give Nidle some real competition, should you decide to set up shop as a channeler. :eyebrows: :wof:

PurpleLama
27th February 2012, 21:55
That was funny as hell. Almost as good as Borden's.

gooty64
27th February 2012, 22:28
A post like this really brings me to life and gets my attention and raises my vibration and spirit-no kidding!

Sebastion
27th February 2012, 22:31
But Gooty....I was hoping you would be a high priest with me....now how much fun would that be? lol

Borden
27th February 2012, 22:50
There is much truth in these words. This channel is genuine.

Anyone who doubts the authenticity of this information is probably a fascist. They also smell.

Borden has spoken.

Borden.

TargeT
27th February 2012, 23:02
shouldn't this be moved to the channeling section (haha)


BTW, your about 15 paragraphs short of most channeled messages I've seen... :lock1:

Lettherebelight
27th February 2012, 23:37
Wow!! I am so excited...This news has come just at the right time...I have been having thoughts lately that maybe should get off my butt and do something myself for a positive change..whew! Good thing I waited!

..thanks for sharing this, Selene. Did they say when the Prosperity Packs will come? Will they be delivered by regular postal service or anti-gravitational air drop?

Anchor
28th February 2012, 02:08
Do we get flying cars?

I want my flying car.

Carmody
28th February 2012, 02:48
Do we get flying cars?

I want my flying car.

Do we need roads?

Anyway, with Neptune in Pisces, you can expect chanelling to be part of the norm as well as the opposing polarity of being irked and 'off' about the subject.

9eagle9
28th February 2012, 03:06
:p:p:pOh yes ....together you two of gadding about will result in the first intergalatic DUI.



But Gooty....I was hoping you would be a high priest with me....now how much fun would that be? lol

WhiteFeather
28th February 2012, 03:21
You can keep the gold, i want a cold one. And besides, i live near the Brooklyn Bridge and the only gold i saw was the empty coors beer cans gleaming in the sun right by the exit ramp to the B.Q.E. heading towards Queens.

Ascension
28th February 2012, 03:23
Unfortunately, many people will read the thread title, skip on past it, and miss your brilliant message. I almost skipped it myself.

Cilka
28th February 2012, 05:07
Finally we get the real truth messenger for a change. Selene, I crown you as our new cosmic queen.

Do you accept cheques? :peace:

jcocks
28th February 2012, 05:55
There is much truth in these words. This channel is genuine.

Anyone who doubts the authenticity of this information is probably a fascist. They also smell.

Borden has spoken.

Borden.

Ahh...but they smell like roses! Everything smells like roses when you try hard enough!

Step outside, close your eyes, and smell the bullshi... I mean, roses!

Ellisa
28th February 2012, 05:59
I don't read the channeling so nearly missed this too! Then I noticed the heading!!! Brilliant!!!

InCiDeR
28th February 2012, 06:29
(...)I come to you with blessings and beer.(...)

It really comes down to what kind of beer you bring forth if I will buy this message... a real enlightened one will understand we talking about Brooklyn East India Pale Ale...

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/530.jpg

9eagle9
28th February 2012, 13:40
Yay! We are Soooooo advanced way beyond those spiritual gurus who provide Kool Aid!

Nathalie
28th February 2012, 13:53
You had me at "...and beer..."

MHRD
28th February 2012, 15:54
http://librako.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/13164493391.jpg

Maia Gabrial
28th February 2012, 20:26
In the back of mind, I always felt as though we're being mocked just like this, Selene. Some worlds must be laughing pretty hard. I don't remember which video I saw Bob Dean's wife in but she was saying that we're a joke in the universe.... Maybe this is why....

PurpleLama
29th February 2012, 14:38
The converse is also true: the universe is a joke. It really is funny when one "get's it".

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And speaking of beer, I'll drink one for Sa~Ni~Ti.