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Tango
24th March 2010, 17:07
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I'm not going to put this on the Tango Forum...Most, here can't even find the Tango Forum...

I'm posting this, just as I received it in my email.... We can Create this if We can make it go Viral...


DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!

WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, home-boys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles, and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and over-sized luxury cars. You can take every Hybrid station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic, and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya, or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots, and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, John J. Wall, Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.

Age is Mind over Matter - If you don't Mind, it don't Matter !


Thank you, Barbra, for sending this to me... I promised to Post it... PROMISE KEPT... ~Tango

Please Copy this; remove My name... POST FAR AND WIDE...

rosie
24th March 2010, 17:46
Yes, the next generation is going to clean up all the mess that the past generations have made. They are going to go at it in a more spiritual way, then material, it is all in the cards. They just need some time and backup. :cheer2:

Fantastic example Tango!

love & light

SteveX
24th March 2010, 18:20
Looks like he wants to keep the NWO. As a law student it's not a wonder.

Northern Boy
25th March 2010, 03:59
I think I`ll refrain from issuing a comment here for obvious reasons after reading it

SteveX
25th March 2010, 10:56
This kid has better things to worry about than the PC bleeding hearts crew, gun ownership and kick a$$ democracy. He just doesn't know it yet. When he's chewing on lifes gristle in the working world or raising family, he'll be to busy to chew on this. The real problem.


http://www.youtube.com/user/stefbot?blend=1&ob=4

3optic
25th March 2010, 16:40
Definitely want out. Keep it all.

Tango
26th March 2010, 10:49
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Apparently, Some of you are pretty, Thick... I posted this as an STO... My generation has Really messed it up for the people of the World... At least someone, Stood Up... Rather than,

Just sitting on your backsides, providing LIP SERVICE on a forum, pointing fingers, playing the blame game. At least this youngman did something... Can YOU offer a solution...? Do something... Anything...

Anything...

Trooly,


Tango


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Burke
26th March 2010, 10:56
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Apparently, Some of you are pretty, Thick... I posted this as an STO... My generation has Really messed it up for the people of the World... At least someone, Stood Up... Rather than,

Just sitting on your backsides, providing LIP SERVICE on a forum, pointing fingers, playing the blame game. At least this youngman did something... Can YOU offer a solution...? Do something... Anything...

Anything...

Trooly,


Tango


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wow tango...don't hold back

tell us what you REALLY think!

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 12:34
Tango...i got up this morning, thinking about this /and, many things
wondering, where did it all go wrong ???

more control, simply equals less freedom, at greater costs

the pensions, a lot of people are NOW getting/and, enjoying
someone has to pay for them -and, that means 'us'

also - now a lot of people - can't even get a job, that has a pension
let alone, find a job, that pays much more than minimum wage

likely 1000+ people, are applying for 'one' available job

with a land tax bill of over $500/month
with a gas bill of over $300/month
with a hydro bill of over $150/month
with a telephone bill of over $80/month
with an internet bill of over $40/month
with car insurance of over $140/month
with house insurance of over $50/month
and, that doesn't even have a person/or a family even eating, at a cost of $250/mo to $1000/mo for 4 to 6 people
NOR, addressing 'the mortgage' or, 'the rent' senario
NOT, to mention, if you get sick, that cost me almost $500 this month
NOT, to mention, if you vehicle breaks down, that cost me almost $500 this month
it almost makes one, want to leave this planet

and, then - when does a house, ever get completely 'renovated' ???

there is NO doubt, the people here on earth,
in the age range of approx 70-and, up
lived in a rising market/and, likely all had jobs,
if they wanted a job ~ and, they have benefits/pensions, etc.,

that will all likely be drained, before they leave their kids, a nickel

it hasn't left a lot for the people born in this country / and-or, the natives

most people, from 35-55, their kids ~ have lots and lots of debt / or, absolutely NOTHING

i know here, in canada - if you were born in this country/and, you spoke only one language-good luck, getting a decent job

back in the late 70's, early-mid-late 80's - many companies quit hiring 'full time/benefit' type employees

almost all the it / computer jobs / customer service jobs etc., have been exported to india/and, china

so, many had to self employ themselves - in alternative health care products - NOW, with laws changing there, all those people are going to unemployed

i'm starting to come to the conclusion

- that this world, is becoming one, that isn't even worthy to consider, how to even stay here :(

how do people cope, with failing ???

what type of choices, do they make-or, can they make to help themselves ???

i know with my grandmother, at the end of her life, she had to keep cashing in her investments, just to pay her income taxes, etc.,
and, there was a point, she actually felt, that her family/or, the ones helping her, where stealing from her,
and, why should a woman in her 90's, be still faced, with having to be accountable to the gov't for INCOME TAXES ???

YUP; THERE'S no doubt in my mind - this world - or, at least the parts of the world, people like us live in, are the part of the world, that has gone wrong

if 80% of the world live on less than $5/day - how do, we sustain, in the other 20% of the world
when most of those jobs, have been exported to 3rd world countries ???

i think, i could live cheaper, travelling the world, on the QE2 cruise ship (LOL)

and, why should any world - have such contrasts ???

the very rich / and, the very poor - the middle class, has disappeared

yet, we are all born very rich with potential - perhaps, it is all part of a game

and, in games, there are winners / and, there are losers ?

however, when the game ends, the board is evened, and, the game starts again

however, there is NO SIGN of this game ending - the bailouts favour the 'bad' guys/and, girls

yes, so much to consider - i wish i knew, what the 'real' solution is ?

it can't be about money/since, most of the bastards/and, bitches in the game, have all the money

so, what is it really about - control ?

and, then, you wonder, does there come a point, where there isn't anything left to control ?

there is no doubt, we are in confusing times !!!

Vidya Moksha
26th March 2010, 13:08
Crazy isnt it Susan?
In India I was living well for $2-3 per day...and never happier in my life. My money ran out and I had a 5 euro note in my pocket (about $5) and I still managed to stay in India another 3 months :)
Its a wonder, a marvel, when you can be so free, you dont need to earn money and you have so much time.
Im working again now, I have not the freedom I became accustomed to, and running a car, renting a house...crazy times, back in the system..
I still remember true frredom and true happiness.. it seems to be inversely proportional to the money exchanging hands.... (except only terrorists use cash now, isnt that the case? lol...)

Tango
26th March 2010, 15:12
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Excellent Susan, Yes, I remember... what it was like. Thank you, for posting... SteveX, Thank you for posting the video....

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 16:08
Crazy isnt it Susan?
In India I was living well for $2-3 per day...and never happier in my life. My money ran out and I had a 5 euro note in my pocket (about $5) and I still managed to stay in India another 3 months :)
Its a wonder, a marvel, when you can be so free, you dont need to earn money and you have so much time.
Im working again now, I have not the freedom I became accustomed to, and running a car, renting a house...crazy times, back in the system..
I still remember true frredom and true happiness.. it seems to be inversely proportional to the money exchanging hands.... (except only terrorists use cash now, isnt that the case? lol...)
WOW, why did you come home ???

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 16:09
i've been wondering, where to go, if i sell my house, and, i am free

any suggestions ???

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 16:11
and, what will all the pensioned people do, if all of a sudden their pensions end ?

that just happened to one of my dad's friends, i don't think that guy, will last for long

3optic
26th March 2010, 16:47
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Apparently, Some of you are pretty, Thick... I posted this as an STO... My generation has Really messed it up for the people of the World... At least someone, Stood Up... Rather than,

Just sitting on your backsides, providing LIP SERVICE on a forum, pointing fingers, playing the blame game. At least this youngman did something... Can YOU offer a solution...? Do something... Anything...

Anything...

Trooly,


Tango


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Sorry Tango. I like making jokes. Pulling deck chairs on the Titanic.

I don't really want out. My comment was alluding to the lack of appeal (deliberate it seems) of any of the spoils. I may have betrayed my (former?) stripes.

Vidya Moksha
26th March 2010, 20:13
WOW, why did you come home ???

Where's home? I left the UK 15 years ago I wont go back there.. I am in New Zealand now. Why? I like to build and I like to read and I like to grow veggies too (cant do these out of backpack too easily), and I did get tired of travelling. The visas were becoming a hassle too in India (they were recrrpocating the UK laws tightening up on Inidans entering the UK).... and also I wanted to be finally free in my own mind, which meant finalizing (officially) my divorce.. so I went back to the UK for that...found Avalon, found a lot of scary stuff about various end of the world scenarios (I was outside of ALL media in India, I had NO idea about ANY world event, the Israelis invaded Palestine and I missed the whole thing) and decided to look for a base in nature. I sort of fell into a job here as they need my skills, so I am sort of looking for a base, sort of working, sort of planning.. but its beautiful here and Im just about to go snorkelling in turquoise waters :) so i can sort of wait for the universe to put me where I should be... :)

And there were some hard decisions to be made in India too, like: should I swim in the morning or the evening? Should I do yoga before I swim or after ;)

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 20:50
what do you do for a passport ???

Vidya Moksha
26th March 2010, 20:57
what do you do for a passport ???

I still carry a UK passport, they can be renewed wherever I am.. it almost ended up in the ganges once, was going to go saddhu :) .. still think i might one day (why not? ..... fear is usually the end of any line of thought)

THE eXchanger
26th March 2010, 21:01
i like your saying "do NOT work to acquire; work to become" it is quite fitting ;)

dddanieljjjamesss
26th March 2010, 21:25
i personally do not like this piece.
it came off very facetious.
just reinforcing the disharmony between political liberals/conservatives

ClearWater
27th March 2010, 04:36
This is obviously very divisive.
If we're going along with this, we also should probably start picking out deserted islands where we can drop anyone with AIDS, cancer, or red hair...

Or maybe(?) we should start 'doing something' on the internal level. Change our minds.
Unify the mind and heart within yourself and everything else will follow.

Passion is a wonderful thing, and this kid's got it.
Intelligence is great, and this kid's got that as well.
Where is the heart in this message?
...ragging on people for their political and idealogical beliefs...or even for their weight....WHY?
What about some compassion? What about forgiveness? What about cooperation?

Nothing personal, but this just doesn't feel good to me.