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26th September 2012, 01:47
I found this at: http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2012/09/22/you-know-you-are-a-conspiracy-theorist-if/

You Know You Are A Conspiracy Theorist If...

You are capable of critical thinking.
You distrust mainstream media.
You like nature.
You think itís a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
You think itís a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
You have read a book in the past year.
You think you have the right to protest.
You think the War on Terror is a scam.
You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
You question whether the government loves you.
You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
You donít own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
You donít think the NDAA is the name of Keshaís latest single.
You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.
You think corporations arenít people.
You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.
You donít care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream. Heís still a bad guy.
You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people. You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.
You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines. If they are unable, their children should go.
You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.
You grow your own food.
You buy raw milk.
You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.
You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.
You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.

If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.

You also may be on the governmentís terror watch list.

Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought.

26th September 2012, 01:59
Also....you might be a conspiracy theorists,

If you associate yourself with a shady character in a funny hat named Bill Ryan and/or are a member of Project Avalon!!!!! :)

26th September 2012, 02:18
Or, you might be a terrorist if you think that self responsibility and self determination are not just cute catch phrases...

And that no one is coming to save us.

or you have a sense of humor.


26th September 2012, 02:45
How about much > than 32? I shall keep a watch over my shoulder from now on.

Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist.

26th September 2012, 03:18

~GMO Food, Mass Chemtrails with Barium, Aluminum, Strontium etc. Vaccines, MSG Neuro-Toxin, Fluoride poison, tsa radiation, Mass electro-smog EM Fields, mobile phones, more pesticides absorbed in plants, aspartame, extreme food-additives, led in lipstick, aluminum in deodorant, unwanted chemicals in soaps, unwanted hormones in meat, poisons in ground-water due to phracking, fine-particles coming from diesel engines highly toxic, plastic bottles & toys leaking poisonousness toxins, fukushima radiation poison, oil-spills etc. YES THERE IS A NWO DEPOPULATION AGENDA!

The word 'conspiracy' means when 2 or more prepare or organize to commit a crime (or to do harm: possibilities are endless like lying about food-safety etc.) do you think that description is "science fiction" or that IS part of our lives & human history that organized crime DOES exists, not only that it does not take much effort to see those who are willful ignorant & in denial being part of the problem.

For evil to triumph is for good people doing nothing.
-Albert Einstein


26th September 2012, 03:33
What a delightful label, conspiracy theorist. I'll take it!

26th September 2012, 05:10
AND ....

If you answered "no" to more than 2 of those questions - you are a moron, plain and simple

26th September 2012, 05:28
Darn... I answered YES to most of them - I guess that makes me a "conspiracy believer!!!" :)

26th September 2012, 06:56
Terrorist are those that create terror.
They have weapon of mass destruction,
they take money from the people anyway they can,
they control all elements of our lives.

Oh, and they don't want us to notice it!

26th September 2012, 07:39
Terrorists are warmongers responsible for the War on Terra (not my pun)

26th September 2012, 16:11
or if you think this is just the short list...

27th September 2012, 02:56
Isn't everything a conspiracy ?? your tax dollars are used by the NSA to spy on you, the military to fight wars for other countries, the schools that program your children to memorize instead of learn, wealthy politicians that make laws against you and you pay for it., hospitals that prolong illness, for example no one ever says ( we've been in Korea for over 50 years bring our troops home) .

27th September 2012, 04:16
Terrorist are those that create terror.
They have weapon of mass destruction,
they take money from the people anyway they can,
they control all elements of our lives.

Oh, and they don't want us to notice it!

"This sheriff of Nottingham has got to go" - Robin Hood