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kreagle
16th October 2012, 01:47
I'm sure many of you recognize this particular line,...'Laughter is the Best Medicine' which primarily gained it's popularity in 'The Readers' Digest'.

I thought that this 'following quote' says a great deal about this type of 'medicine' for us humans,.........


“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”
-E.E. Cummings-
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It's with 'this in mind' that I'd like to 'kick things off' by starting a thread where we, here at Avalon, can come and 'have a hearty laugh!' As far as any 'rules',....quite frankly there 'are none' that I have, or impose, other than the 'ones' that we are all to abide by at Avalon to begin with. Don't let the 'image of my avatar' affect what you post, here, for I can assure you I like a 'good laugh' myself, too.

Whatever you can 'share' with us here,......jokes,......pictures,......videos,..... cartoons,....etc., let's just 'amuse one another' with our 'wit and wild humor'. What you can potentially 'add', here, just might possibly be,.....'exactly what the Doctor ordered!'



Little Johnny... Nickels and Dimes

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"


God Bless you 'all',......now let's 'yuck it up!',........kreagle

Ricker
16th October 2012, 05:37
With 4 children the wife and I don't get out verry often. I saved a little from each paycheck so we could have a night out. When I asked where she wanted to go she excitedly replied " lets go someplace expensive" So I took her to the gas station......She still wont speak to me :-0

kreagle
16th October 2012, 08:00
With 4 children the wife and I don't get out verry often. I saved a little from each paycheck so we could have a night out. When I asked where she wanted to go she excitedly replied " lets go someplace expensive" So I took her to the gas station......She still wont speak to me :-0


And to think,....you were even going to splurge for the 'high octane' fill-up, weren't you?,......Women!,.....what in the world are we going to do with them? ( hahaha!!!) Hey, Ricker,.....we might as well 'laugh about it',....for it won't do us any good if we cry, will it?

Great start,.......Love and Peace,.......kreagle

Simonm
16th October 2012, 12:29
If a man speaks in the forest--and there's no woman to hear him--is he still wrong? ;)

Fred Steeves
16th October 2012, 13:02
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Me thinks Mr. Smarty Britches there, is fixin to have an awakening of a different sort, when she crams that scrubber she's holding down his throat.

gripreaper
16th October 2012, 13:26
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo ****! It means someone stole the tent.'

kreagle
17th October 2012, 06:12
Laughing and happy Babies!

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Hits the 'spot' with me,....every time!

gripreaper
17th October 2012, 06:47
Two dogs eating at a Restaurant.


http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&vq=medium#t=125

Star Mariner
17th October 2012, 14:22
Hilarious... another dog one

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Mike Gorman
17th October 2012, 17:05
I'm a sucker for lame corny old jokes: A horse goes into a Bar for a Beer, the barman takes a look at him and says: "Why the long Face?"

conk
17th October 2012, 17:33
Lame, you like lame? ;)

What do you call an obese person with a yeast infection?

A Whopper With Cheese............................................ .............sorry. <tip toes out of the room>

gripreaper
18th October 2012, 02:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD_WPcSGHgs&feature=related

kreagle
18th October 2012, 03:00
Hey gripreaper,

Very funny post, my friend. This 'little guy' appears to have gone 'dry' himself!

http://static3.echalk.net/www/31R064/users/agoldner/humor%20cartoon.gif

kreagle
18th October 2012, 20:36
http://www.jokesprank.com/gallery/data/media/4/christmas_jokes.jpg

Noble Hops
18th October 2012, 21:33
I have an old Halloween joke. . .

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet. ;)

gripreaper
19th October 2012, 04:36
Keeping You Up To Date

Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue.

Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs.

Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket." It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken sh!t.

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Disclaimer: I have no party affiliation since Mittbama and Rombarack are one in the same.

kreagle
20th October 2012, 21:32
Is this a 'Hot Dog?'


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kreagle
22nd October 2012, 03:09
How they make those Pumpkin 'pies!!!'


( note: I don't think they will 'ever' taste the same, again!)


http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=2_0_0_1_7300_AL0fimIAAKoAUISc2wB36SoH gVQ&pid=1&fid=Inbox&inline=1

StephenW11UK
29th October 2012, 20:00
[ Mod-edit:


The joke that was posted looked to me to be perhaps PG-13 or R rated, parental guidance suggested.

So I took a screen shot of it, and replaced the actual text with a "click here to see the joke" link.

P.S. -- I probably should have just deleted it ... who knows ...

-Paul.
]

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Click here to see the joke (http://thepythoniccow.us/George_Burns_Sex_Joke.png)

Sidney
30th October 2012, 17:27
Funny animal voiceovers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YIAWsyB1I