A couple addicted to coffee enemas

[baddbob]

Coffee Enemas Four Times Daily
A couple from Florida loves their coffee. Mike loves an espresso grind that is cold, while Trina prefers a thicker and warmer saturated blend.

The couple from St. Petersburg, Florida will not drink the highly caffeinated drink, which both say is not healthy. Instead, the two use the coffee in an enema. Each month both have a minimum of 100 coffee enemas and since they started 24 months ago with their addiction, they have had a total of 6,000.

Trina, who does not want anyone to know her last name, started the enemas. She said it has taken a life of its own and has tried to stop on two occasions but felt worse, so she started again to have the enemas daily. A drawback she said is that the multiple enemas each day consume a great deal of time.

She said the enemas give her a feeling of euphoria. The two admit they have a minimum of four enemas daily and on one occasion, Trina did 10 within a 24 hour time period. Mike, her husband, who is 45, said at first he thought it was disgusting, but after he tried it, he too became addicted.

The coffee is heated on the stove by the couple and then is injected into their colons to clean the lower intestines. The two said they could not function without having their enemas that take up to five hours each day.

They fill up a bucket that is 32 ounces in size and inject it into their intestine through a hose that is coated in Vaseline. Trina, while administering her enema, either listens to some music or watches television
http://www.healthaim.com/coffee-enemas-four-times-daily/

[Flash]

this is nuts. They are definitely addicted to coffee. The intestine is a readily absorbed of anything we put in.

this is dangerous in my opinion, not only too much coffee, but too much enemas which won't allow time for nutrient to be absorbed and will damage the intestine.

Start drinking the coffee and leave the enemas slowly, this is drug addiction.

[DevilPigeon]

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This just proves to me that doing anything to excess - be it eating CrapDonalds, too many donuts, watching too much TV, giving oneself multiple enemas etc - is detrimental to a balanced existence.

[Samsara]

Funny (?) .. I was thinking about coffee enemas earlier today. They are part of the Gerson Therapy as detox for cancer patients. I was wondering how one would go about doing it themselves at home. I guess I just got my answer...

http://gerson.org/gerpress/faqs-detox/

I think the protocol is 3 enemas per day.

To do it without having a health issue, me thinks they are looking for trouble...

[Arrowwind]

Not only are they addicted but they probably have put their colon into a state where it now will not function normally. I bet if they stopped the enemas they would have a really really hard time taking a dump, which would once again reinforce the addiction.. The addiction may be chemical but it will also be physiological related to trying to maintain an empty colon. This will wipe out lower intestinal flora.

And if they are not doing all the juicing that goes along with the gerson diet they likely are damaging their systems on multiple levels. Beleive me, there are folks out there with enema fetishes... I suspect this is what we have here and now they are in danger. Having been a colon therapist for a couple of years I ran into those who have fetishes... they are out there.

[Hip Hipnotist]

Easy in, easy out...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gRak3SEVXc

[rgray222]

http://listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/escuintla-enema-tm.jpg

The Mayan peoples regularly used hallucinogenic drugs (taken from the natural world) in their religious rituals, but they also used them in day to day life as painkillers. Flora such as peyote, the morning glory, certain mushrooms, tobacco, and plants used to make alcoholic substances, were commonly used. In addition, as depicted in Maya pottery and carvings, ritual enemas were used for a more rapid absorption and effect of the substance. Above is a statue of a Mayan enjoying their enema.

Source (http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/11/Facts-Secrets-Mayans-Top-10-List-Photos.html)

[baddbob]

http://listverse.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/escuintla-enema-tm.jpg

The Mayan peoples regularly used hallucinogenic drugs (taken from the natural world) in their religious rituals, but they also used them in day to day life as painkillers. Flora such as peyote, the morning glory, certain mushrooms, tobacco, and plants used to make alcoholic substances, were commonly used. In addition, as depicted in Maya pottery and carvings, ritual enemas were used for a more rapid absorption and effect of the substance. Above is a statue of a Mayan enjoying their enema.

Source (http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/11/Facts-Secrets-Mayans-Top-10-List-Photos.html)

Thats all nice and everything,but mine is oneway street only:o

[DNA]

Funny (?) .. I was thinking about coffee enemas earlier today. They are part of the Gerson Therapy as detox for cancer patients. I was wondering how one would go about doing it themselves at home. I guess I just got my answer...

http://gerson.org/gerpress/faqs-detox/

I think the protocol is 3 enemas per day.
:p
To do it without having a health issue, me thinks they are looking for trouble...

I love my coffee and if there is a way for me and my coffee fro have a closer relationship then I'm all for it. :p

[Samsara]

Funny (?) .. I was thinking about coffee enemas earlier today. They are part of the Gerson Therapy as detox for cancer patients. I was wondering how one would go about doing it themselves at home. I guess I just got my answer...

http://gerson.org/gerpress/faqs-detox/

I think the protocol is 3 enemas per day.
:p
To do it without having a health issue, me thinks they are looking for trouble...

I love my coffee and if there is a way for me and my coffee fro have a closer relationship then I'm all for it. :p

LOL... you silly ! I love my coffee too ... 2 creams and sugar ! This, is a close enough relationship for me.
:tea:
Since I am healthy as can be, no need to bottoms up :shocked:
A very good incentive to stay healthy...

Butt, if you insist, would you like a bit of rasberry flavour to go with it?
http://projectavalon.net/forum4/showthread.php?30405-Here-and-Now...What-s-Happening&p=634458&viewfull=1#post634458

[Xeron]

I work as a coffee roaster now days and i have never heard that this was even a thing!!
Might look into it a bit and see what i can find out. Most of my sources in the coffee industry is word of mouth but i will see if i can dig up any interestig facts about doing this. In my opinion this sounds crazy!

[JohnEAngel]

I work as a coffee roaster now days and i have never heard that this was even a thing!!
Might look into it a bit and see what i can find out. Most of my sources in the coffee industry is word of mouth but i will see if i can dig up any interestig facts about doing this. In my opinion this sounds crazy!

hey, maybe you could start a side business selling complete kits.

[Taurean]

One lump or two ?

[Carmody]

One lump or two ?

Nun, thank you, I'm trying to push it back.

[Ultima Thule]

What else could be ingested in enematically:
- books(the old kind, ebook should be enematized via a small laptop)
- food, just keep pouring it in, and sooner or later it will change the quality of your spoken word, possibly not for the better
- food should preferably be nanotechnologically processed so that it will look like crap going in, but will compose itself into a beef or cauliflower by the time it will reach your mouth. This techonology will fix the trouble with the quality of spoken word going bad..
- This could be marketed in the spirit of tragic misunderstanding of human intestines, that originally the teeth were meant to stop the foodstuff from pouring out uncontrollably from the mouth while having a civil conversation in the enema-spa..
- this would also - given enough technological developments - solve the trouble with sanitation, all the accumulated crap could be processed into enemas, which would be reverse-engineered by the intestines into food, in counter-assimilative process. This then could be picked up by big trucks from peoples homes and then shipped of to poor countries where they still think that eating from the upper hole is the correct procedure...

UT

[william6565william]

i can't process how these people get to do this kind of thing, and on a regular basis as well. looking at the article, their addiction may appear to me to be more of a sexual preference rather than what coffee's effects happen to be doing. Either way,i think i'll just take my coffee the way it is, thank you.

[foreverfan]

The idea behind a coffee enema is not to get the caffeine since caffeine is not absorbed this way. The idea is to remove toxins by getting to the liver by the rear entrance. This is a very effective treatment. Look it up. There is real science.

[sigma6]

coffee is an anti-oxidant so it does have an anti-oxidant effect on the liver... the same way a cup of coffee is known to actually protect the liver after a night of excess drinking... Apparently I heard it "tones" the liver... but these two are definitely suffering from some kind of addiction, I would say there is no way they can't be getting the caffeine, if anything they are getting it even more direct then through the stomach... imagine that, being addicted to a Vaseline tube up your butt for 5 hours a day... ahhh... and the clean up... they need to go cold turkey or see a specialist...

[Vitalux]

The couple from St. Petersburg, Florida will not drink the highly caffeinated drink, which both say is not healthy. Instead, the two use the coffee in an enema. Each month both have a minimum of 100 coffee enemas and since they started 24 months ago with their addiction, they have had a total of 6,000.



I hope they don't forget the cream and sugar ;)

[markoid]

I actually did 10 loooong months of the very rigorous gerson therapy for cancer. For the first 6 months it was coffee enemas 5 times a day, It is quite remarkable how effective they are for relieving a wide range of healing crisis 'symptoms'.
The coffee (1 litre) is taken up from haemorroidal veins and is shunted straight to the liver, causing the bile duct to dump it's load into the small intestine, essentially encouraging/speeding up detoxification. Glutathione which we produce in the liver also is greatly stimulated and it is a very powerful anti oxidant. And yes, of course, minerals have to be replaced very regularly to help balance things up.

[markpierre]

Will it work with a cappuccino?

Why doesn't Trina want anyone to know her last name?