Classified bill, hr 8791, unclassified.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=uH4WE6bcgTU

CLASSIFIED BILL, HR 8791, UNCLASSIFIED.

"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. This funding shall commence in conjunction to the first attack on THE UNITED STATES or the first large scale outbreak of VIRUS X depending on upon which comes first. Civillian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS including iratirated MUTANTS with possibility of VIRUS X BEING airborne, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS and/or all the above. In such event as A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS escape or released or otherwise become uncontrollable, Air Force units may also be directed to combat said BEINGS due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas, Jesus... That's DANGEROUS, far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100,000,000 PEOPLE, body disposal actions should be holded and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEWAGE SYSTEMS underground FEMA-BASED protective birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by THE ELITE OF TEN. Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes."

It sounds like FEAR PORN in its best!

that is pretty entertaining...... thanks Rollo.
regards, corson

In the bottom right corner of the video there is an onion sing, apparently onion is a known fake news productions that are meant to be a joke, or something. They can do a damn good job obviously ;).

This is just to show people what the reality will be if they do pass these bills. Asking people to vote when most of the information is classified, how will you decide how to vote if you don't know what's being talked about?

It's a good point tough!

You could pass this off to most CongressCritters and they'd sign it............without reading it.

I saw this on the Onion a while back. The Onion is a joke website that post's fake news for entertainment purposes. Kind of like Fox news, but the Onion admits that its for entertainment.

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In the bottom right corner of the video there is an onion sing, apparently onion is a known fake news productions that are meant to be a joke, or something. They can do a damn good job obviously ;).

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Actually during my pissed off at George/Republican era, i became a c-span junkie and watched this same full house bill when they voted on it. I said, wt? and since it was carte blanche marshall law and concentrations camps. Republicans have kept this from Democratic Presidents and now their flunkies can't control the phychopaths of maladjusted thought processes.

yes it's time we focused our thoughts on exposure of all they have hidden regardless of party. They have done something seriously wrong to piss off some aliens, and now the chit may hit the fan. They may have made a deal with the Annunaki to give up the gold for technology, and renigged on the deal. They have had 3 warnings but they still wouldn't tell the Democratic Presidents what was going on, because the Dems work for All people, and would have looked for the rats in every corner on this.

Power to the Revelatioon of truth of humanity and our Universal brothers and sisters in God's word of Universal Law for All.

"There are no special people, just people that do special things."

Man, I like 'CLASSIFIED.' But, I'm sooo tired of 'CLASSIFIED.' Can anyone 'CLASSIFIED'?

Thanks for the 'CLASSIFIED,' Rollo!

With 'CLASSIFIED,'
'CLASSIFIED'

I redid the transcript to reflect what was actually said and to make it easier to read. Here it is:

"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill.

Said bill requests emergency response funding up to and including – I'm sorry, this section is classified – dollars to prepare for national-level terrorist attack and/or attack from [classified].

Funding for first-responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80 percent of national population being affected by [classified].

This funding shall commence in conjunction with the first attack on [classified] or the first large-scale outbreak of [classified], dependant upon which comes first.

Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of [classified], including irradiated [classified] with possibility of [classified] , airborne [classified] , flesh-eating [classified] and/or all the above, in such event as [classified] spewing, [classified] escape, or release or otherwise become uncontrollable.

Air Force units may also be directed to combat said [classified] due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas – Jesus! That's [classified] – far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed [classified], body-disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated through [classified] underground [classified] protected birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by [classified]. "

Is this from the Onion? I hope so...