I feel really bad for laughing at that. The predicament you found yourself in is no laughing matter, but "three Jesuses meet Satan in the common room..." is just absolute comedy gold right there!Posted by Chester (here)
I was once a "resident" in a psychiatric facility where I had the great pleasure (and opportunity) to meet three Jesuses. This was quite confusing because, at that time (and I was only 22), I had been concerned that I might be Jesus too! But the best part of this story was that one day, all three Jesuses were in the small lounge where sat another "resident" who was certain, and in the most calm and accepting way, that he was Satan.
So glad you made a full recovery and could share that anecdote with us