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    It would go something like this:


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    It occurs to me that you have been taking OBE lessons from that batty bad boy Brit friend of yours.
    Hmmphhh!!
    That would be typical of the two of you, voyeuristically carousing around on the astral.
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    Why would i need lessons from a mortal? About anything? I think I'm actually offended (...so that's what that feels like).

    But you may be slightly psychic. That bombastic bisexual brit brigadier of bedevilment (Satan can out alliterate anyone...tho i suspect said Brit might wanly and unconvincingly dispute the bisexual allegation) talked my vehicle into purchasing this movie not too long ago, even attaching the "must see" label. Now Mike isn't the brightest bulb..he has a few of you fooled but he's actually quite thick. Wit does not equal intelligence; in fact, it's often a creative way of hiding an intelligence deficiency. Don't tell him I told you so.

    So he ordered the movie and waited weeks, never once wondering why..despite his Amazon prime status and common sense. It finally arrived and he promptly put it in the dvd player, only to be informed that, this disk will not function on american devices. we, the former world conquerors now occupying about 50 square feet of land have decided, out of spite, to not make our technology compatible with american technology. so put that in your empty budweiser cans, cut a hole in the top, and smoke it (while listening to Aerosmith) ...paraphrase.

    Mike ordered the dvd from England, stupidly but mistakenly. it won't work in an american dvd player.

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    Well, that figures and about what I would expect.
    After all, when two lunatics put their heads together, what could possibly materialize but more lunacy?

    ( Such as--I think you will see the similarities--
    )

    I will PM Mike and advise him to get it from Netflix.
    He can always unsubscribe afterwards if there's nothing else he wants from that venue.
    And if he wants to keep it, he only has to pay a nominal fee.
    Or watch it online if he doesn't mind risking getting a virus.

    I will advise him to watch it sober, so you won't be able to spy.
    The plot is too fine an example of what misfortunes to the human race your brand of mischief produces, and it would most certainly go to your head.
    Which is already fat enough.

    While for him, it could be a life-changing experience.
    (Many of higher IQ than he have become life-long cult fanatics.)
    And if you have been taking up residence in his head, God only knows, he must need one!

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    Why would i need lessons from a mortal? About anything? I think I'm actually offended (...so that's what that feels like).

    But you may be slightly psychic. That bombastic bisexual brit brigadier of bedevilment (Satan can out alliterate anyone...tho i suspect said Brit might wanly and unconvincingly dispute the bisexual allegation) talked my vehicle into purchasing this movie not too long ago, even attaching the "must see" label. Now Mike isn't the brightest bulb..he has a few of you fooled but he's actually quite thick. Wit does not equal intelligence; in fact, it's often a creative way of hiding an intelligence deficiency. Don't tell him I told you so.

    So he ordered the movie and waited weeks, never once wondering why..despite his Amazon prime status and common sense. It finally arrived and he promptly put it in the dvd player, only to be informed that, this disk will not function on american devices. we, the former world conquerors now occupying about 50 square feet of land have decided, out of spite, to not make our technology compatible with american technology. so put that in your empty budweiser cans, cut a hole in the top, and smoke it (while listening to Aerosmith) ...paraphrase.

    Mike ordered the dvd from England, stupidly but mistakenly. it won't work in an american dvd player.
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    Perhaps an explanation is in order.
    The other party mentioned in recent posts, the "bombastic bisexual brit brigadier of bedevilment", "batty bad boy Brit"--is actually a former member of Avalon who got kicked off the forum for ...bad behavior... whose forum name was Borden.
    Borden used to post on an old thread, "Welcome to the Pub at the End of the Universe".
    The person who started that thread, SongsfortheOtherKind, left Avalon and started a forum of her own, which quite a few Avalonians also joined, including Mike, Borden and myself.

    Somewhere along the way, Mike and Borden were assigned alternate identities of the superheroes, Captain America and Batman, respectively.
    I should clarify that--Borden assigned himself the role of Batman; and he persuaded Mike to take on the Captain America persona.
    Mike was reluctant to do that--he wanted to be Magneto, the bad superhero from XMen, which appealed to his fantasies about himself as being a dark, sexy anti-hero.
    But he acquiesced, and as much as Mike might protest, I think Borden kind of had him pegged.

    I foresaw that no ordinary super-heroine was going to be able to cope with these guys, so I assigned myself the role of Mary Poppins.
    (As it happened, I used to work as nanny to 2 young English girls, and after I read all the old pre-Disney Mary Poppins books to them, they decided I was the REAL Mary Poppins.
    The REAL Mary Poppins was nothing like the squeaky clean Disney version, and we much preferred the former, who was much more mysterious and quirky).

    Anyway, an all-out ongoing virtual battle of wits of alternate superhero personas started online,
    It was great fun for awhile.
    So for Mike, slipping into an alternate role comes fairly naturally.
    As for Mary Poppins, coming up against Satan is certainly no big deal.
    She reduced Batman to a mere shadow of his former self on a regular basis.
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    Default Re: I Am The TRUE Satan - Any Questions? (An Interview With Satan)

    Go to Hell.

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    Is Satan dead?
    This thread has certainly been quiet as the grave.
    Is anyone DOWN there?
    (Perhaps Satan just doesn't want to hear anymore from the less-than-worshipful crowd here on Avalon...
    Possibly His Satanic Majesty's ego can only take so much bruising before he becomes histrionic. )

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    Will the real Satan please stand up?

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    Quote Posted by Constance (here)
    Will the real Satan please stand up?

    OMG that was hysterical.

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    Go to Hell.

    that wasn't even remotely clever. and yet you seem so pleased with yourself.

    this is a great mystery.

    Satan has awoken. it may be for only a minute. maybe a day. maybe 2. all depends on my tolerance for stupidity.

    right, someone say something interesting..and quick. i'm already bored with you idiots.

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    Do we get to pick out our own characters?

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    Quote Posted by Denise/Dizi (here)
    Do we get to pick out our own characters?

    something interesting, i said.

    try again.

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    Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Where the hell have you been?

    Somehow we have crossed paths without seeing each other.
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    this human makes me smile:


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