Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery

[ramus]

I'm afraid to comment, but this has to be read. Laugh or cry this is out there.


Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery author imageSam CorbishleyWednesday 6 Mar 2019 11:03 pm

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/06/billi...rgery-8842805/



A billionaire diamond trader died after ‘suffering a heart attack’ during a penis enlargement operation at a private Paris clinic. Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, had visited an unidentified health centre on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday. But complications during the procedure proved fatal, with Belgian media reporting that the gem expert’s heart attack occurred when a substance was injected into his penis.

Mr Laniado’s company, Antwerp-based Omega Diamonds, bid ‘farewell to a visionary businessman’. One of his friends, who wished to remain anonymous, said he was ‘always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him’. They added that Mr Laniado was known as ‘The Argentinian’ because he ‘looked like a tango dancer’. The billionaire is said to be the owner of the most expensive penthouse in Monaco worth in excess of £30million, as well as a house in the plush LA suburb of Bel Air, Mail Online reports.

A statement on Mr Laniado’s website said: ‘It is with great sadness that we confirm the news that our founder, Ehud Arye Laniado passed away on Saturday, March 2, 2019. He was 65 years old. ‘After living an exceptional life Ehud will be brought back home to Israel as his final resting place. He will be dearly missed by us all.’ The tycoon, who started his career in Africa in his early 20s, does not seem to have gone to university and first worked as a masseur at the Hilton hotel in Tel Aviv. A friend said: ‘In Antwerp, it turned out that he did have some talents. Internationally, he was one of the biggest experts in valuing raw diamonds.’

Mr Laniado sold the world’s most expensive diamond, called the Blue Moon of Josephine, to crooked Hong Kong businessman Joseph Lau Luen Hung for £36.8million in 2015. The Belgian-Israeli billionaire, whose exact fortune is a mystery, and his business partner Sylvain Goldberg swerved a tax evasion trial by stumping up £137.7million. Despite two courts throwing out the Belgium custom office’s claim, an appeals court ordered a new trial. Mr Laniado had been due to appear in court next week, March 14.

[Kryztian]

You can only spend so much time trading diamonds, before you grow weary of the activity and then decide to acquire other large jewels.

[Bluegreen]

As in life - so in death



A big dick

[Flash]

From the description, he was a clear narcissist - always on appearances

[Pam]

How sad to think that at age 65, this is what he finds important. You'd think he would have outgrown that level of consciousness ages ago.

[Rhogar]

Posted by Flash (here)
From the description, he was a clear narcissist - always on appearances

Exactly, and belongs to this category:"Here is another unfortunate pack of mutants who ought to be penciled in for sudden visit from the angel of death"

George Carlin

[ramus]

Both him and his partner were BLOOD DIAMOND sellers ... looks like his partner (Sylvain Goldberg) got to stay on earth ...he did not .. there must have been a lot of karma to answer to.

Revealed: Omega Diamond’s Fraudulent Settlement with Belgian Government
Corruption

https://www.opensourceinvestigations...an-government/


In October 2008, Belgian federal police raided the premises of Antwerp-based Omega Diamonds BVBA, a major player in the diamond market. The raids resulted in a record seizure of $150 million worth diamonds.

Belgian authorities were investigating criminal charges against Omega Diamonds and its CEO, Belgian national Sylvain Goldberg. Omega and Goldberg were accused of forgery, tax fraud and violations of the Belgian Codes dealing with income tax and money-laundering. The tax fraud was estimated to total between 2 and 3 billion euros.

Looks like Mr Laniado was the scrape goat of the two.

[Valerie Villars]

He was trying to be a bigger dick, but he failed.

[Did You See Them]

Well I bet that's one hole he was not expecting to put his new dick in !

[scotslad]

Penis enlargement - a grave error in my opinion

[Satori]

Wow. I guess I dodged a bullet with my reduction surgery.

[jc71]

What a Cock!

[Daozen]

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Someone should have told him about Jelqing...

[Valerie Villars]

Only 17? There's something about the human condition which is irresistible. Simply irresistible.

[East Sun]

He must be incredibly stupid as well.

[snoman]

it's quite sad
i imagine he was nervous as the anaesthesia was about to be given
maybe even a bit emotional as he was sharing a very private turmoil, decades of feeling inadequate, with a surgical team
knowing that it would be a painful recovery but needing to be brave to go through with it
and then

silence

sad story

[Craig]

I just keep my head down and get on with it...

[Denise/Dizi]

giggle.. I know, that is probably not nice as someone passed away.. But I suppose if you're gonna go out, you're gonna wanna "Be on Top!"

(I can't help it, someone put it out there... and I wasn't the first to go there... Just trying to follow the example placed before me.. )

as a side note...

My family is in the jewelry business, and they cut off a lot of rings, when fingers swell.. Occasionally the hospital will call and request that they borrow a few "Ring Cutters".. And possibly a jeweler with a "LIGHT TOUCH" HAHAHA.. Enough said..

I can't imagine what the Tombstone is gonna say...

[Scorpio Girl]

Hopefully he'll come back in this life as one of those poor miners that have had to drill them out in the first place.