Alright folks, step right up, the Greatest Show on Earth has come back into town for its sensational once-every-four years spectacular. Perhaps you’ve witnessed Disney-Characters on Ice in their mad-cap Masonic mind-control antics engineered especially for children, you’ve delighted in the provocative and evocative Satanic half time dancers at the Superbowl, and you’ve applauded the parade of pimps, pedophiles and perverts as they walkdown the runway and their shiny Oscars, but now it’s time for your extra special dose of MK-Ultra USDA approved mind control, the U.S. presidential election!!!
If I haven’t yet thoroughly stirred you patriotic spirit, if your blood isn’t boiling a bright red, white and technicolor blue, they go grab your self some GMO hots dogs, turn up the sound and click on “play” below as you continue on your way with mood setting music.
Of course Greatest Show on Earth was originally coined by P.T. Barnum who famously stated “A sucker is born every moment”, but our new, Tavistock improved, Presidential version of the show proves that a hundred million suckers can be reborn every four years, again and again and again! Gone from our show are the trapeze acts, the fire eaters, the marching bands, the strong men, etc. Unfortunately, all the animal cruelty acts have been banished too (damn PETA activists). Now we are concentrating on what’s really the very best part of the circus: THE FREAK SHOW! Yes, we’ve taken the freaks from the side show tents where only mature gentleman could see them, and put them in the center ring, right there you and your family can enjoy the non-stop parade of psychopaths, narcissists, and extortionists in all their warmongering corporatist glory from the convenience of your own living room on TV, or even in your smart phone if you are on the go. The fun never ends!
We already have two threads about some of our Presidential hopefuls here on Avalon:
Tulsi Gabbard
https://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...-Tulsi-Gabbard
US Politics - All Things Pete Buttigieg
https://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...Pete-Buttigieg
However, I didn’t want to start multiple new threads to discuss my favorite potential POTUSes, let’s confine all the remaining presidential election joy right here in this thread.
Also, I would like to acknowledge all the people who put the fun and excitement into our elections. From hanging chads, black box voting, COINTELPRO scandal reveltations and October surprises, we owe a special debt of gratitude to:
the Steering Committee of the Bilderberg Group, Goldman Sachs, The Federal Reserve Bank, The CIA, NSA, FBI, Mossad, MI-5, MI-6, and their underling servants who deliver and dramatize the script they’ve written: CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc, etc. etc.
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And I would like to start this thread with my own personal favorite candidate. He has run in every election since 2004 and there is really very little disconnect between the words he utters and the way a politician really thinks. He is none other than Vermin Supreme.
I know that I haven’t yet heard all the campaign promises of the other candidates yet, but what can possibly be better than a government issued free pony!