A Stroke Of Genius (God I'm Good!)

[Mike]

I just had this brilliant idea:

If I get the coronavirus, I'm going to identify as someone who doesn't have it.

I know. It's genius. But I won't stop there.

I will insist, even demand that everyone else also identify me as someone who doesn't have the virus too

And then, if they don't, I will attempt to have them arrested for hate speech

And if my place of employment will no longer allow me to come into work, I will sue them on grounds of discrimination.

My reality is every bit as valid as yours. And should I contract this illness, and subsequently identifiy as not having it, I will demand you all honor my dignity as a human being by acknowledging my truth.

To confuse everyone even further, I'm going by the name Corona now. And my preferred pronoun is "it".

Thanks in advance .

[angelfire]

Mike, I love you.

[Stephanie]

Posted by angelfire (here)
Mike, I love you.

Me too, and more!💫😁

[Anka]

Thank you Mike for "it"!
Everyone ... relax and enjoy yourself

[Dennis Leahy]

Posted by Mike (here)
I just had this brilliant idea:

If I get the coronavirus, I'm going to identify as someone who doesn't have it.

I know. It's genius. But I won't stop there.

I will insist, even demand that everyone else also identify me as someone who doesn't have the virus too

And then, if they don't, I will attempt to have them arrested for hate speech

And if my place of employment will no longer allow me to come into work, I will sue them on grounds of discrimination.

My reality is every bit as valid as yours. And should I contract this illness, and subsequently identifiy as not having it, I will demand you all honor my dignity as a human being by acknowledging my truth.

To confuse everyone even further, I'm going by the name Corona now. And my preferred pronoun is "it".

Thanks in advance .

Watch out, it, you have just become a target of Big Pharma (for 'curing' covid-19.) More oppression!

[Chester]

"They" will counter by labeling you a "coronavirus denier" and will make your ability to claim such identity "illegal."

[onawah]

Why not just go all the way and declare yourself the virus, Mike?
If Thor can be the God of Thunder, ⛈️ why couldn't you be Corona, the God of Viruses.
Think of all the attention you would get!
And you've always loved those super heroes and villains.
Instead of defending you could earn a hefty salary, paid by the inventors of the Corona, to go around infecting people.
What a great job for a supervillain!
You wouldn't have to worry about pronouns; not only would you get to choose which public restroom you want to use, you could demand your OWN restrooms wherever you go, maybe even your own travelling, sanitizing clean-up crew.

But I still think you would do very well being a standup comic or better yet, a satirical columnist which would be easier as it wouldn't involve so much standing, and no hecklers ! Or maybe a lying-down comic...

[Mike]

Remember everyone, now that i have just been diagnosed as having the virus, I'm no different from any of you healthy folks.

Pay attention because this is important:there are no biological differences between cis-healthy folks and those of us that have been infected but are identifying as not being infected Even though I just had to use very definitive language to distinguish one very different thing from another, they're actually the same...because I said so.

[Mike]

Posted by Dennis Leahy (here)

Posted by Mike (here)
I just had this brilliant idea:

If I get the coronavirus, I'm going to identify as someone who doesn't have it.

I know. It's genius. But I won't stop there.

I will insist, even demand that everyone else also identify me as someone who doesn't have the virus too

And then, if they don't, I will attempt to have them arrested for hate speech

And if my place of employment will no longer allow me to come into work, I will sue them on grounds of discrimination.

My reality is every bit as valid as yours. And should I contract this illness, and subsequently identifiy as not having it, I will demand you all honor my dignity as a human being by acknowledging my truth.

To confuse everyone even further, I'm going by the name Corona now. And my preferred pronoun is "it".

Thanks in advance .

Watch out, it, you have just become a target of Big Pharma (for 'curing' covid-19.) More oppression!

This oppression may kill me before the virus does. It hardly seems fair.

I deserve love too, ya know? Btw, I'm available for sex if you're interested. Unless you're a homophobe. And a coronaphobe. Take the chance with me! Consider it a form of allyship. But don't go getting your head full of notions of gracious magnanimity, because then you'll be even more of a hunk of crap than you already are. Oh, there's some milk and cookies in the back room ...go fetch them for me darling, would you? It's the least you can do for being a straight white guy without a disease.

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Posted by angelfire (here)
Mike, I love you.

I love you too, but it's Corona now, remember?

I have to call you on that, otherwise next you might start mis-diseasing me.

Give em an inch and they'll take a mile

[Mike]

Posted by Anka (here)
Thank you Mike for "it"!
Everyone ... relax and enjoy yourself

Your message is uplifting on the surface, but highly problematic.

Beer is toxically masculine, for starters So this very image only perpetuates the western patriarchy. Not to mention that that brand of beer often features very fit scantily clad women on beaches frolicking with very fit scantily clad men in commercials.

It's heavily biased against clothes. And fat people. And gay people. And people who don't prefer beaches. And people who are water and sun phobic. And people who have the coronavirus but are identifying as not having it

Why haven't they ever featured someone with a germ mask on???

Your priveledge allows you to purchase beer in these tough times. Im going to ask you to check that privilege next time you arrive in this thread

[Mike]

Posted by Sammy (here)
"They" will counter by labeling you a "coronavirus denier" and will make your ability to claim such identity "illegal."

Not if I can send them to corona sensitivity training first

[Mike]

Posted by onawah (here)
Why not just go all the way and declare yourself the virus, Mike?
If Thor can be the God of Thunder, ⛈️ why couldn't you be Corona, the God of Viruses.
Think of all the attention you would get!
And you've always loved those super heroes and villains.
Instead of defending you could earn a hefty salary, paid by the inventors of the Corona, to go around infecting people.
What a great job for a supervillain!
You wouldn't have to worry about pronouns; not only would you get to choose which public restroom you want to use, you could demand your OWN restrooms wherever you go, maybe even your own travelling, sanitizing clean-up crew.

But I still think you would do very well being a standup comic or better yet, a satirical columnist which would be easier as it wouldn't involve so much standing, and no hecklers ! Or maybe a lying-down comic...

Corona the God of virus' would be way too priveledged.

I'm oppressed, remember?

[Mike]

Posted by Stephanie (here)

Posted by angelfire (here)
Mike, I love you.

Me too, and more!💫😁

Thank you. I love you too. Look, I may have this disease, but I'm also straight and white..so I probably deserve it, let's face it.

If anyone who belongs to a minority or oppressed group has a disease they want me to have too, just let me know and we'll get together and breath on each other. Long live allyship

Oh, In the the spirit of equity and diversity, I've deliberately given my disease to several asian, black, Indian, and South Americans today. But pat me on the back at your own risk.

My goal is to arm everyone with an unhealthy, healthy dose of victimization tools. I will strive for equity, you have my word. But I'll have to stop when the infected begin to stop being the minority, because then they might become the powerful and priveledged majority, and I loathe the thought of being part of another one of those groups

[David Trd1]

I love this forum

[Dennis Leahy]

Posted by Mike (here)
...
I deserve love too, ya know? Btw, I'm available for sex if you're interested. Unless you're a homophobe. And a coronaphobe. Take the chance with me! Consider it a form of allyship. But don't go getting your head full of notions of gracious magnanimity, because then you'll be even more of a hunk of crap than you already are. ...

I have to admit, that sex with a male coronavirus patient, identifying as an it, is thee best offer for sex I have had all day today. (So far, but the night is young.) Let me get back you you, er, it. You temptress, you!

[RogeRio]

Mike, I think a joker spirit may caught you

[Chester]

Posted by onawah (here)
Why not just go all the way and declare yourself the virus, Mike?

Like Prince Charles prefers to be if he reincarnates?

[East Sun]

Get a life, please...……………….

[Mike]

i invite you all to ask questions about my pain and oppression, but just remember that to ask for examples of my oppression would actually be oppressive in and of itself, not to mention coronaphobic...so you'll just have to take my word for it..all while i'm telling you what a piece of sh!t you are of course

I know, none of this makes sense. but it does. it's consistently insane, and therefore sane in it's consistency. get it? you'll never fully get it, as privileged coronaphobes, but an effort might be worthwhile, even though you'll never get any credit for it whatsoever, and might actually invite even more suspicion of your bigotry than before. there's no way out, and the only thing you can do is accept it....even though accepting it will likely give you more misery. but don't for a moment think you're more miserable than me, a newly minted minority due to the coronavirus i have just acquired but am pretending not to have

[onawah]

Gives new meaning to the expression "coming DOWN with something..."

Posted by Mike (here)
i invite you all to ask questions about my pain and oppression, but just remember that to ask for examples of my oppression would actually be oppressive in and of itself, not to mention coronaphobic...so you'll just have to take my word for it..all while i'm telling you what a piece of sh!t you are of course

I know, none of this makes sense. but it does. it's consistently insane, and therefore sane in it's consistency. get it? you'll never fully get it, as privileged coronaphobes, but an effort might be worthwhile, even though you'll never get any credit for it whatsoever, and might actually invite even more suspicion of your bigotry than before. there's no way out, and the only thing you can do is accept it....even though accepting it will likely give you more misery. but don't for a moment think you're more miserable than me, a newly minted minority due to the coronavirus i have just acquired but am pretending not to have

Posted by Sammy (here)

Posted by onawah (here)
Why not just go all the way and declare yourself the virus, Mike?

Like Prince Charles prefers to be if he reincarnates?

It will be horrible enough if he inherits the throne...
(Goddess help us )
...Much less come around yet again with some renewed Reptilian agenda though we can be thankful his great buddy Saville has already passed, at least, and hopefully has descended to some lower astral plane, never to return.
And at least there's not much question that Andrew will never inherit.
At the rate they're disgracing themselves, there will be no one left at all, but considering the NWO plan is reportedly sans Royals perhaps their downfall has been in the cards all along.
But Corona must be salivating by now for getting , which of course, is...Corona