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    Default They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants ; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was NOT an acceptable answer!

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    That is meant to be in capitals - and I typed them in capitals - but it's not posting in capitals.

    That's weird, right?

    Look, I'll try again:

    caps lock on:
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
    Last edited by Teakai; 12th August 2011 at 06:20.

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    Seriously, that is soooo weird.

    I blame it on the government - or solar flares.

    ¤=[Post Update]=¤

    Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaaa

    It did it again.

    At least that means I'm not crazy.

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Quote Posted by Lord Sidious (here)
    Here is an amusing post from a friend of mine.

    Quote Posted by Nugget
    They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants ; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    .... be gentle with your anger. Sixto Rodriguez, Cape Town 20.02.2013

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Quote Posted by ViralSpiral (here)
    Quote Posted by Lord Sidious (here)
    Here is an amusing post from a friend of mine.

    Quote Posted by Nugget
    They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents ?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants ; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; and 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate. Apparently , this was NOT an acceptable answer.

    Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    I realy am dreading the day they knock on my door.

    IT will be ignored.

    If they dont go away and keep up the knocking i'll go to the front door, kneel down and talk in a light voice. Pretend im some kid thats paranoid about stranger dangers and threaten to call the police if they dont go away


    That is if i cant perfect my german accent by the time they come knocking

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    You've got honesty and a great sense of humor. You have to increase the # of dependants now because our economy hasn't recovered (and is getting worse). That's why the Census peepoll sent it back.

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    Quote Posted by Lost Soul (here)
    You've got honesty and a great sense of humor. You have to increase the # of dependants now because our economy hasn't recovered (and is getting worse). That's why the Census peepoll sent it back.
    So you want me to go make children?

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    Quote Posted by Lord Sidious (here)
    Quote Posted by Lost Soul (here)
    You've got honesty and a great sense of humor. You have to increase the # of dependants now because our economy hasn't recovered (and is getting worse). That's why the Census peepoll sent it back.
    So you want me to go make children?

    Long time!!!!

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Quote Posted by Lord Sidious (here)
    Quote Posted by Lost Soul (here)
    You've got honesty and a great sense of humor. You have to increase the # of dependants now because our economy hasn't recovered (and is getting worse). That's why the Census peepoll sent it back.
    So you want me to go make children?
    Welcome home Dark Nugget

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!



    Me Too, Me Too....I filled mine in!

    Address - NINJANA

    Ocupation - NINJANA

    Dependants - NINJANA

    Age - NINJANA

    N.I.N.J.A.N.A = No income...No job....& No Assetts



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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    That must be a Catholic Family Gio!

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Lord Sidious, That is SO funny, great sence of humour........... but in effect it is true! I didn't like the fact that we HAD to fill it in, where is the freedom of choice?
    Thank you, that made me laugh out loud. I LOVE to laugh.
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    true and brilliant ! my friend . BRILLIANT !
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    Great answer my friend!!! Write the same thing again and sent it back!! Let´s see how far they will take this game!

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    Quote Posted by Star1111 (here)
    Lord Sidious, That is SO funny, great sence of humour........... but in effect it is true! I didn't like the fact that we HAD to fill it in, where is the freedom of choice?
    Thank you, that made me laugh out loud. I LOVE to laugh.
    I haven't done the aussie census and I am waiting for them to come back.
    When they do, we will see what nuggetry they come up with.

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    And STILL laughin'! Welcome back Lord Sid.

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    Default Re: They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!

    Quote Posted by Teakai (here)
    ...
    At least that means I'm not crazy.
    No, we had a meeting and voted. Yep, you're crazy.

    So, Lord, are you going to give them another poke in the ribs? Do it! Too funny.

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    I bet the person at the Census laughed when they read it, too!

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