Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Fred Steeves]

Posted by ulli (here)

If We kiss one We have to kiss all.
Kisses are reserved for VERY SPECIAL ppl.
I'll consider, however, giving you a pat on the back.
Whack!!!!!
There, feel better??

BURP...

I'll check on the old assembledge point position here in a bit.

[ulli]

Posted by Fred S. (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

If We kiss one We have to kiss all.
Kisses are reserved for VERY SPECIAL ppl.
I'll consider, however, giving you a pat on the back.
Whack!!!!!
There, feel better??

BURP...

I'll check on the old assembledge point position here in a bit.

only a short break, ok?

[Fred Steeves]

Posted by ulli (here)
only a short break, ok?

Just long enough to slam down a couple more of those Miller High Lifes PurpleLama recommended, no longer, I promise Jesus.

[REILLY]

So you *do* like High Life?

You are my brother, indeed.

[Marianne]

Nuthin' more I have to do at work today ... so I'm bugging out early ... woo hoo! Wrapping it up and winding down ...

[eaglespirit]

Posted by Junebug (here)


Nuthin' more I have to do at work today ... so I'm bugging out early ... woo hoo! Wrapping it up and winding down ...

WoooHooooooo Junebug...Enjoy!!!

I am presently in wind down and wind up...heading to Massachusetts from North Carolina in a couple days to visit my Kids and Grandkids.

Been travelin' around the U.S. and South America and Europe the last few years...gonna get closer to Kin for this UPgrade in Energy Unfolding : )

[Marianne]

Happy Trails, Eaglespirit! I used to work in North Andover, Mass. Lived in an old farmhouse in Derry, NH and commuted (couldn't take those taxes, ya know).
Good plan, getitng close to kin. Wish my northern family wasn't so far away ...

[Flasky]

I just read ALL the posts I've been missing on, you are all hilarious!

Pickle thank you for the birthday wish, don't worry never ever too late!

I've been around thanking people but I just wanted to take this moment to thank everyone once again and please know, organized or participated, I really appreciated everything you all did for me. And 'what' was it you may ask? You all gave heaps of smiles and laughter and that is THE BEST gift one can ever give someone!! SO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Next party please

[Marianne]

It's time for me to eat some humble pie. My goofy brother Heyoka momentarily forgot himself and presented me with a lovely version of the Beatles 'Good Night.' YouTube is blocked at work, so I assumed it was a goofy-gram or worse. I was wrong, and I humbly apologize, Tony.
(but don't think for a minute I didn't notice that other little barb up at the top --- Oh master of the multi-layered insults)

Junebug

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Tony, whatever you do *do not thank this post*.

Now PL, I wonder why that would be? Has a little bird been whispering in your ear. Does have anything to do with this?

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Poor Tony can't catch a break, even worse than me.

Hey Pl, I can blow the occasional tube mate. We all get to ride the crests sooner or later. Matter of fact, I reckon I'm hangin' ten right now!

Posted by Junebug (here)
I guess I will owe him an apology tomorrow ... but you know he will be good with that, will put up another trophy in his case.

Thank you Marianne, I'll have that Oooooh.......feels good too!

Posted by Junebug (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I think y'all ought to kiss and make up!

Why would we do that?

Yeh, I wonder goofy big sister, why would we do that?

Posted by Junebug (here)

It's time for me to eat some humble pie. I was wrong, and I humbly apologize, Tony.

Mmmm.........OK, Apology accepted.

Posted by Junebug (here)
(but don't think for a minute I didn't notice that other little barb up at the top --- Oh master of the multi-layered insults)

Hey! That's an insult. Nyuk nyuk!

[markoid]

Hi all, Though sleeping very restlessly, I had the most delightful dream last night. There is a small but very picturesque beach near me (it is the MOST easterly point on the Aussie continent) with very opulent houses on the hill above. I was living in an almost resort like community with pinkish colored sante fe style buildings, fountains and beautiful gardens with the most bright and vibrant people. It was an obvious 'village' dream. So thank you all for touching my life to a depth that reaches even into my dreamscape.

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Discordianism is a religion you can really sink your teeth into.

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.


KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

Hail Eris. All hail Discordia. Fnord?

[Heyoka_11]

Kinda stuffed up here! Got all carried away...............

So................let's enjoy a little bit of music instead!

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0uUO1Ov8E

Now that turns a lemon into lemonade!

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Playdo of Ataraxas (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Discordianism is a religion you can really sink your teeth into.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

And what of the women of faith?

Are they forever fated to consume said bun of dog in ignorance of The Erisian Movement.

Shall they not know of the Golden Worm?

Woe to thee oh Discordian women who hath the Pentabarf concealed from thine eyes.

Those for whom the path is steep and know not of the wisdom which eminates forth due to the loving counsel of the Apostle Zarathud.

Those that shall not partake of the Solace of The Goddess.

Wait on............

............................just read verse V.

So what your telling me now Playdo, is that I must not believe what you have written.

Should have known something was up, as any scholar of the true Pentabarf knows that the aforementioned hermit, the Apostle Zarathud, discovered the Pentabarf in the sixth year of the Caterpillar, not the fifth.

And you thought you had me fooled!

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Playdo of Ataraxas (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Discordianism is a religion you can really sink your teeth into.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

And what of the women of faith?

Are they forever fated to consume said bun of dog in ignorance of The Erisian Movement.

Shall they not know of the Golden Worm?

Woe to thee oh Discordian women who hath the Pentabarf concealed from thine eyes.

Those for whom the path is steep and know not of the wisdom which eminates forth due to the loving counsel of the Apostle Zarathud.

Those that shall not partake of the Solace of The Goddess.

Wait on............

............................just read verse V.

So what your telling me now Playdo, is that I must not believe what you have written.

Should have known something was up, as any scholar of the true Pentabarf knows that the aforementioned hermit, the Apostle Zarathud, discovered the Pentabarf in the sixth year of the Caterpillar, not the fifth.

And you thought you had me fooled!

Ha!

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

(should've posted before the link where I'm getting this stuff: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

The Principia is a really great read)

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Here and now listening to Uncle John's Band under a bright waning moon..... Any other Deadheads out there?

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Playdo of Ataraxas (here)
Here and now listening to Uncle John's Band under a bright waning moon..... Any other Deadheads out there?

Well Playdo, you already know that Heyoka is currently in session, and as I am sat here at work on a sunny Saturday arvo', writing dang reports, I would say that qualifies me as a fellow Deadhead!

Thank you very much for the link to Discordia too. I am absolutely stunned, and had no idea that all that stuff you wrote was for real. Fantastic!

[laughs-last]

Playdo of Ataraxas

Ha!

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

I know who did, or don't I........................................ who cares

ONE LOVE, BIG HUGZ and GOLDEN DELICIOUS POMMES

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Playdo of Ataraxas (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Discordianism is a religion you can really sink your teeth into.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

And what of the women of faith?

Are they forever fated to consume said bun of dog in ignorance of The Erisian Movement.

Shall they not know of the Golden Worm?

Woe to thee oh Discordian women who hath the Pentabarf concealed from thine eyes.

Those for whom the path is steep and know not of the wisdom which eminates forth due to the loving counsel of the Apostle Zarathud.

Those that shall not partake of the Solace of The Goddess.

Wait on............

............................just read verse V.

So what your telling me now Playdo, is that I must not believe what you have written.

Should have known something was up, as any scholar of the true Pentabarf knows that the aforementioned hermit, the Apostle Zarathud, discovered the Pentabarf in the sixth year of the Caterpillar, not the fifth.

And you thought you had me fooled!

Hmmmm...and I had just converted to Discordianism yesterday. I felt myself addressed even though I am a woman, and promptly converted.
Most of the older scriptures address only men, assuming that women don't even know to read or write.
So us modern educated women got used to the "men only" rule and learned to ignore it. Ignoring the rules has become the rule.
Which is also why discordianism is so appealing.
Thank you PurpleLama for guiding me to the true path.
After all, five commandments is a step in the right direction, as it cuts the earlier number in half.

The village church is being built as we speak.
The Discordia Cathedral.

[ulli]

Posted by laughs-last (here)
Playdo of Ataraxas

Ha!

GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

I know who did, or don't I........................................ who cares

ONE LOVE, BIG HUGZ and GOLDEN DELICIOUS POMMES

All this talk reminds me of Steve Jobs and the recent news of the graphic designers who coincided with the idea of using Steve Job's profile in the outline of the bite into the apple.
Let me find the picture. I'll be right back.