Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
What a clever punishment.

PL Needs support, not punishment.

Oh what dark days we are in................

[lotusblossom]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Lotusblossum reminds me it's not the rolling pin I should fear, but the cast iron skillets.

My great-grandmother once told me she buys ever newly wed wife a cast iron skillet because it not only serves as a useful kitchen item it can be used to settle down individuals who may get out of line. However I am blessed to have a pretty peaceful home and the most action my cast iron has seen is cornbread and rue.

[lotusblossom]

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Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I wish to turn myself in to the proper authorities. I am guilty of speaking of "village business" outside of the thread, and subsequently made dear ulli think that somebody had their feelings hurt or felt offended who wasn't. I shall submit to whatever punishment is deemed appropriate.

I support PL in every way and he submitted to punishment therefore I must support him in this. Plus you have to admit that was clever.

[markoid]

Ah the age old battle of the sexes with such hilarity, trying to reach parity of polarity, but no vulgarity and a hint of clarity resolving the disparity and I can't find a way to fit in charity

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
I support PL in every way and he submitted to punishment therefore I must support him in this. Plus you have to admit that was clever.

Well...........yeah..............OK. Now that you put it like that!

I say we hang him for breaking village confidentiality

[ViralSpiral]

Posted by crnel (here)
early evening. after dinner. listening to my favorites playing randomly on youtube (now it's fred frith excerpt from step across the border) while reading casually thru project avalon posts and facebook. reflecting a little on today. at the aikido dojo this morning during a 'clean-up' day - washed wood surfaces with oil soap. went to gathering of the local (reno, nv) area community group of the institute of noetic sciences. we talked about the sixthed sense, conflict resolution, and global consciousness and viewed a dvd. thinking about tomorrow's appointment to get together with friends to go through barbershop quartet singing. thinking about moving with intention and contributing to the betterment of the world.

Welcome crnel! (colonel? kernel? c.r. nel?)

Matters not what name you wear, you may even wear your fave pj's to the camp fire!

A lot happened yesterday.
I am saddened to see Marguerite leave. I understand why and respect her choice. But Anno? Why's he gone?
Must be planetary alignments.....

My pick of the day was Cal's treadmill cat-astrophe. Will bookmark for instant upliftment.





Ulli, I LOVE punishment.

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
realized that this morning I just happened to wear an undershirt that says "its ok, I'm a ninja". Now I am Ninja Lama. Ulli shot her atomizer at me so I used the smoke it emitted to *disappear*.

Ninja Stealth Skills- Check.

Ninja Lama???

Don't tell me we are over cats already???

Have a Ninja Kitty:

Ulli shot her atomizer at me so I used the smoke it emitted to *disappear*.

Is that legal????

Before we start a gender war ... can I request a sex change operation please???

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)

The dogs will soon be here to walk me.
Can't say the thought of that is wagging my lazy tail.
The things we women have to do to maintain those curves.

I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree ... but a little common sense suggests to pay a respectful compliment to *any* woman that has an *atomizer* at her disposal!!!

[Marianne]

Oh Ulli... where are you? I need an atomizer too! Looks like the male species in the village have some r-e-s-p-e-c-t for women who carry this wonderful weapon.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=7p4z3qz7Jh4

[ulli]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

The dogs will soon be here to walk me.
Can't say the thought of that is wagging my lazy tail.
The things we women have to do to maintain those curves.

I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree ... but a little common sense suggests to pay a respectful compliment to *any* woman that has an *atomizer* at her disposal!!!

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Calz don't be too modest here.
You were always the blinking bulb on my Christmas tree and now you've become a sparkler.
With a hat like that you can walk me and my dogs ANY time.
But come to think of it...
I've got an atomizer...I don't need to walk those darn dogs!!
Thanks for pointing that out.
DUH!

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I totally thought it was me referring to "the girls" and not the ongoing rivalry between tony and marianne that raised the ire of the queen.

Breathe easy PL, for it was not your actions, nor mine, or anybody else's that raised the ire of the........uh hum,.....queen. It would appear that we have the spheres to thank for the current outbreak of hostile behaviour, and that a darkness has descended upon the village and it gentle male folk.

Pluto void in Capricorn
There is movement toward displaying outright power. Tolerance and patience are pushed aside in favor of drastic actions. Old wounds are reopened and confrontations forced. Power plays occur. Secret forces make their presence known. Some seek to act on their urges, others attempt to stop them. Deep secrets are revealed. A collective cleansing is in order.

Can I suggest that we simply maintain a safe distance from the queen during this phase of vitriolic outbursts.

Perhaps you might like to meet up at the mens refuge for a glass of full cream milk. I managed to sneak a small quantity past ullli's armed guards.

Here's the link to the current astro weather: http://alabe.com/cgi-bin/chart/astro...T5=Brewster,MA

This post I will not thank.

And where were Junebug and Sierra?
Girls, I can't have you napping while on duty!
The village has been infiltrated by subversive elements.

I sensed something was up, which is why I had to mobilize Lotusblossom, Transiten, Nora and ViralSpiral.

Heyoka, be warned. These new guards all carry the ulli atomizer, version 2.0

[PurpleLama]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

The dogs will soon be here to walk me.
Can't say the thought of that is wagging my lazy tail.
The things we women have to do to maintain those curves.

I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree ... but a little common sense suggests to pay a respectful compliment to *any* woman that has an *atomizer* at her disposal!!!

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don't worry my brothers, an atomizer is a homeopathic device used to diffuse essential oils into the air, not a weapon. It just *seemed* like it worked because I used my ninja skills to disappear. So I wasn't atomized, just perfumed. Then I just hid behind the couch until she left the room.

[ulli]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Here and now I see you slackers like to sleep in on Saturdays!!!

This thread has slipped to the 2nd page of the "Top Hits o dah Day List".

How very shameful

Okay ... already posted this once (perhaps twice) but if you are to live in the here and now ... then be there ...

(Laughing is allowed ... rather a healthy thang me thinks. If you don't like adult concepts don't go here ... about as harmless as I can imagine but we have already had a couple members bolt based on a lighter side youtube so I ... *really* think this should be okay but tread lightly).

(note: not my 10 year old this time)

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=cLCKSPFrkJQ

Mildly amusing, yes.
By the way, cajones is better than balls.
Plus it rhymes with melones.
Balls only rhymes with moth balls.

[PurpleLama]

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
I am blessed to have a pretty peaceful home and the most action my cast iron has seen is cornbread and rue.

MMMMmmmmm.....

And biscuits made from scratch, and tomato gravy.....

it's almost seven a.m. and I am now starving.

[ulli]

Posted by crnel (here)
early evening. after dinner. listening to my favorites playing randomly on youtube (now it's fred frith excerpt from step across the border) while reading casually thru project avalon posts and facebook. reflecting a little on today. at the aikido dojo this morning during a 'clean-up' day - washed wood surfaces with oil soap. went to gathering of the local (reno, nv) area community group of the institute of noetic sciences. we talked about the sixthed sense, conflict resolution, and global consciousness and viewed a dvd. thinking about tomorrow's appointment to get together with friends to go through barbershop quartet singing. thinking about moving with intention and contributing to the betterment of the world.

Welcome to our village, Colonel.
I see that you are a male, and a Leo.
(Girrrls, come over here and check this out!!!!)
Us women could use you on our side, so you are very welcome indeed.

There is a mutiny brewing, although things appear to be quiet at the moment
there is much deception.
We can't afford to take our attention away for one single moment.
How would a Leo male feel about sharing the burden of leadership with a woman?

[PurpleLama]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
I support PL in every way and he submitted to punishment therefore I must support him in this. Plus you have to admit that was clever.

Well...........yeah..............OK. Now that you put it like that!

I say we hang him for breaking village confidentiality

My avatar has now been re-adjusted to reflect my current state of martyrdom. Watch out, ulli is working on conscripting other fellows to their side.

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
I support PL in every way and he submitted to punishment therefore I must support him in this. Plus you have to admit that was clever.

Well...........yeah..............OK. Now that you put it like that!

I say we hang him for breaking village confidentiality

My avatar has now been re-adjusted to reflect my current state of martyrdom. Watch out, ulli is working on conscripting other fellows to their side.

Yes ... well played Purple Ninja.




Not to worry ... I am working on bringing a few recruits on board myself.

[ulli]

Posted by lotusblossom (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
PurpleLama's punishment ...
here is a suggestion: (of course the rest of the village have to be in agreement.
After all, we are a democratic village.)

Just like the cow in the picture below, PurpleLama will be blown out of all proportion
and placed upside down in the center of the village for everyone to bring their pins.
The deflation process shall be a fun affair for all villagers.
Once PurpleLama is back to his normal size he can join in the fun.

That sounds like something that would happen at Willy Wonker's chocolate factory. What a clever punishment.

I'm so glad you see that connection, my dear Lotus Blossom.
By the time we girls are done building this Village it will be like living in a Chocolate country.
We just have to learn how to put the men to work.

Those Ozzies should know- after all, they have a band by that name.
Men at Work.

[Sierra]

Posted by ulli (here)
OK, so it's all good again.

And I prefer to have a Purple Lama in the Village
to having everything covered with Purple Powder,
don't you agree, Sierra and Junebug?

I do, I do indeed ulli, while I love purple, I think we need to keep PL in one piece so we can keep a beady eye on him.

[ulli]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by lotusblossom (here)
I support PL in every way and he submitted to punishment therefore I must support him in this. Plus you have to admit that was clever.

Well...........yeah..............OK. Now that you put it like that!

I say we hang him for breaking village confidentiality

My avatar has now been re-adjusted to reflect my current state of martyrdom. Watch out, ulli is working on conscripting other fellows to their side.

You seem to be enjoying that position. You look very relaxed.
Is it because it gives you an excuse not to work?
There is a chocolate factory to finish.
Move it, man!
Move it, move it!!