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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)

    What happened, PurpleLama? Is that really YOU??
    Ulli, dancing with atoms again...
    What happened where? Who else would it be?

    As long as it's atoms you're dancing with, and not atomizers, it's OK.
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    Quote Posted by Carmody (here)
    I saw this the other day. I've seen it twice now, each time nearly dying of stroke/pressure/ Heart attack from laughing so hard.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpo8RDyOEWY

    edit: Three times now. Still as funny as the first time.

    ...you might need to elaborate a bit here. What exactly is the funny part?

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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Hey Calz..........look what you have got to look forward to now!

    But our hero Heyoka has a plan to restore peace and tranquility to the village. He will put an end to the wicked Queen's plan to neuter the entire male population.





    Now all he needs is a few able bodied men...............

    a few able bodied men...............

    a few men...............

    Markoid!!




    Our story continues..........................

    Reporting in from the front lines.

    Commander Heyoka_11 ... things are not going well at all sir!!!

    The new and improved ulli atomizer v2.0 has indeed been spotted and is having a devastating effect.


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    The Queen's Mothership has decimated our perimeter defenses and pulled into orbit.


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    The Queen ... oh she is a treacherous one. She tried to lure me into the fold by making promises of unlimited life as this lifeform ...


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    ... but it has all gone horribly horribly wrong.


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    ... the utter horror and shock has restored me to my senses and I eagerly await your next command.

    Today is ***NOT*** a good day to die!!!



    *** GAME ON LADIES ***
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    It's late here, been reading Patti Smith's book..."Just Kids", while thinking of all the men in my life.
    Forced responsibilities keep men from growing up. So they remain little boys forever. Poor babies!

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    Today is ***NOT*** ... well you get the idea ...

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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)
    Forced responsibilities keep men from growing up. So they remain little boys forever. Poor babies!
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    Well met ... bring it ...

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
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    Today is ***NOT*** ... well you get the idea ...
    Worf would say it is always a good day for prune juice. He's just a regular guy.

    So, whose job is it to play the village idiot?
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    Today is ***NOT*** ... well you get the idea ...
    Worf would say it is always a good day for prune juice. He's just a regular guy.

    So, whose job is it to play the village idiot?
    What???

    I have competetition???
    Last edited by Sierra; 24th October 2011 at 05:16.

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    Today is ***NOT*** ... well you get the idea ...
    Worf would say it is always a good day for prune juice. He's just a regular guy.

    So, who's job is it to play the village idiot?
    What???

    I have competetition???
    Not from me. I was just asking.

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Commander Heyoka_11 ... things are not going well at all sir!!!

    Today is ***NOT*** a good day to die!!!
    Fear not, bold Yoeman Calz, for you shall not die today!

    Intelligence just to hand has revealed the wicked queen's ability to shape-shift into feline form; here is the latest image to hand of the queen and her promise to the gentle village male folk:

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    And here is her equally evil side-kick JB:

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    Hold you position Yeoman Calz, and wait for the arrival of reinforcements currently on -route from sector 9. Their leader, pictured below, will be with you shortly...........

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    Our perimeter defenses may have been decimated, but we will prevail!

    By the way Yoeman Calz, this promise that the queen made; you know, the one to turn you into this................

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    ......................is there some way that we could perhaps revisit this possibility once the war has been won?
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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Bugger, what went wrong?
    I was about ready to acknowledge your clever usage of coded attachments so the enemy will not know of our plan

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    <Looking around timidly> <okay this has gone on far enough> ...

    <grabbing Callie and spinning her around to face me>

    Wake up! You will remember everything that happened!

    Calz ... Calz? Those hypnotism lessons ... we got a little carried away ...

    <Eying Calz's latest purple ensemble> <wincing>

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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Bugger, what went wrong?
    I was about ready to acknowledge your clever usage of coded attachments so the enemy will not know of our plan
    Careful Yoeman Calz, lest the queen learn of our use of coded attachments.

    "Bugger, what went wrong" is no longer the password to gain entry into the queen's inner sanctum.

    The intended information has now been made public on post 1390. (dang stoopid HP computer!)

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    Bugger, what went wrong?
    I was about ready to acknowledge your clever usage of coded attachments so the enemy will not know of our plan
    Careful Yoeman Calz, lest the queen learn of our use of coded attachments.

    "Bugger, what went wrong" is no longer the password to gain entry into the queen's inner sanctum.

    The intended information has now been made public on post 1390. (dang stoopid HP computer!)
    Oh nicely played O' Supreme Commander of All That is Testosterone.

    With the queen dropping titles of books ... perhaps anyone who remembers reading "Dune" will recognize one of the recruitments I am working on ...


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    Quote Posted by modwiz (here)
    OK. This picture is a little over an hour old
    Hey Modwiz, I don't know if you dig Jethro Tull, but I've been listtening to the songs from the Wood album just now, catching up on the thread over the weekend, and your picture reminded me of this song, Velvet Green:


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    Quote Posted by Sierra (here)
    <grabbing Callie and spinning her around to face me>Wake up! You will remember everything that happened! Calz ... Calz? Those hypnotism lessons ... we got a little carried away ...
    No Yoeman Calz!!!

    You must resist the equally as evil as the queen and JB, Sierra (pictured below)!

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    You are a HE Yoeman Calz, not a she!
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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Oh bugger again!
    Technology ... doncha just luv it.

    I think modwiz has the right idea.

    Starting to shop for tents tomorrow. Must be ethernet friendly.

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    <grabbing Callie and spinning her around to face me>Wake up! You will remember everything that happened! Calz ... Calz? Those hypnotism lessons ... we got a little carried away ...
    No Yoeman Calz!!!

    You must resist the equally as evil as the queen and JB, Sierra (pictured below)!

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    You are a HE Yoeman Calz, not a she!
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    Oh bugger again!
    Technology ... doncha just luv it.

    I think modwiz has the right idea.

    Starting to shop for tents tomorrow. Must be ethernet friendly.
    I get wireless in my tent. They beam a signal to an encampment by our lake. I am on the backside of it but got a good antenna and enough USB cable to find a hot spot in the corner of my tent and bingo; Lord of the Rings meets Star Trek.

    I sometimes lose my signal every few minutes and then get back on a minute later. It's all good. I'm in a freakin' tent in the woods FFS. Current signal strength is 56% with a 99% link quality.

    I have a seriously pimped out tent. I sleep in a queen size bed on a box spring and have rugs with a few Persian throws for opulence. I might post an inside pic or two before I break camp next weekend.

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    Quote Posted by modwiz (here)
    So, whose job is it to play the village idiot?
    Hey!!

    That was my village role!

    Mind you, that was before I was made to milk the cows, unshackle prisoners at the airport, handling the mud-baths at FlaSpa, opening a pizza parlour, so I am a little confused!

    Edit: There you go Modwiz; you will sleep better now!
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