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    Okay sleepy village nuggets ... here and now I am pulling a juke box with what little strength my poor (ready to be sacrificed, roasted and eaten alive) body can muster.

    Juke boxes don't do well getting pulled through a village ... but if I am going to have a dying wish ... I may as well have heyoka herculean strength (no doubt inspired by 6).

    This is dedicated to June Critter as well as (perhaps) a final salute (since I am the main dish) to the "all in fun" gender wars. A bit of a southern crooner ... goes back to the 70's.

    Before we go there ... remember to read the label whilst deciding what you want to digest.




    Being a jokester comes at a cost. There are more artificial sweeteners in me that are spelled in such a convoluted manner that I am not sure even Carmody would know what the chemical/alchemical makeup comes to without an online wiki app.

    ... and you know what they say about absorbing the characteristics and qualities of your soon to be devoured animal (or human for those getting a jump on cannibalism once the food runs out) ... just saying ... just saying ... cuz I am a thoughtful kinda guy.


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    Oh yeah

    ... better add another for Halloween ...





    Lastly ... since we are doin Halloween and the females eating of their males ...



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    Wow ... things really are slowing down here in the village.

    Okay ... perhaps that is the way of things ... after a salute to June I need to follow up with PL



    (personal note here ... this movie made me cry on several occasions )

    (note the purple hankie)
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    Cal, I owe you at least one now ... what were you thinking, posting ACCESS DENIED! vids on my lunch hour

    Now, you must keep your body intact long enough for payback ... coming in the form of a 3 AM posting without a title.
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    Time for desperate measures.

    CPR necessary ... first from our furry friends then viral.

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    Yes ... Yes ... Yes ... It's ***ALIVE***!!!

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    C'mon there village people ... gots to keep this one alive.


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    Picture #2 is a wee tad desperate, don't ya think?? Well, truthfully, they ALL are!! But as long as we gets there ....

    the village menfolk need to take some advice:
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    Quote Posted by Junebug (here)
    darn that heyoka ...............
    Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

    I do recall our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!
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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Quote Posted by Junebug (here)
    darn that heyoka ...............
    Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

    I do recall our our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!
    I beg to differ, young man ... as I recall, you escalated a perfectly innocent remark
    ... but your sis is generous enuff to give you the gold cup if it will keep you quiet.
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    Quote Posted by Junebug (here)
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    Quote Posted by Junebug (here)
    darn that heyoka ...............
    Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

    I do recall our our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!
    I beg to differ, young man ... as I recall, you escalated a perfectly innocent remark
    ... but your sis is generous enuff to give you the gold cup if it will keep you quiet.
    Hmmm.........well if there's a gold cup involved I guess I have little choice but to keep my fat trap shut then!

    You have successfully bought my silence Marianne, so here's a cup for you as well...........

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    Sometimes I feel so irrelephant


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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Wow ... things really are slowing down here in the village.

    Okay ... perhaps that is the way of things ... after a salute to June I need to follow up with PL



    (personal note here ... this movie made me cry on several occasions )

    (note the purple hankie)
    Many thanks, there, ol' Calz!

    But, I gotta tell ya, I always was more of a:


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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)
    Sometimes I feel so irrelephant



    What treachery is this????

    The Queen feeling like the ear of an elephant???


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    Must be a secret Halloween code of some sort.

    Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.


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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.
    man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

    Heyoka has other things to do...................

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.
    man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

    Heyoka has other things to do...................

    Rut ro ...

    It appears as though after dinner is served ... the Ladies will win by default ...


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    Last edited by Calz; 1st November 2011 at 11:54.
    Listened intently for the Sound of One Hand Clapping ... only to hear the sound of the other hand Whacking me Upside the Head!

    Don't forget to take the time each day to smile.

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    Man, Calz, that's tough, the supreme commander has abandoned you to your fate. I don't even know if any of my magic faery sparkles can save you from an elephant eared ulli.

    I guess it's leftover calz on the morrow. Cannibalism doesn't really bother me so much. I look forward to grokking you buddy, in fullness.

    As they say, dem's da brakes.

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    Oh Lordy, you guys ... is it healthy to laugh this much last thing at night? I can see you men have way too much time on your hands ... may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.
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    Boo! Happy Samhain everyone!
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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.


    Attachment 10952
    Yes, what is it? Today feels different.

    My koala visitor has left and I am getting ready for a business trip to Holland. Its cold and dark. We havent had snow yet, which may mean a mild winter. I ♥ snow!!
    Wonder how Modwiz is getting along? Should be near the end of his stay in his palace


    Here some pics taken in my garden & village earlier this year.







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    Quote Posted by Junebug (here)
    may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.
    Sorry Sis, but this picture of Cal's.......

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    ..............has me totally grossed out.


    I do not think that I am up to it!

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    Default Re: Here and Now...What's Happening?

    Here and Now cold and wintry but sun is shining. Little one still has a day left of his hols so were off up to Dylan Thomas's and my favourite park. The trees are beautiful in there and parts of the park, like the stream that flows through, are dedicated to his memory. x

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    Lisa, know you are going to enjoy your time in the park with your little one!

    VS, love your snowy photos. As for what's afoot/in the air, I don't know ... went to astrodienst to see if I noticed anything astro-related for us all, but only found this cartoon which will have me laughing all morning:


    I hope your business trip goes better than the one depicted here.
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