At an undisclosed location, U.S. Air Force technicians have reportedly spent a
great deal of time fruitlessly trying to get a single Predator up for domestic
surveillance. Every single thing which could go wrong has, and problems crop up
at every turn, to include electronics failing, parts dropping off, engine
failing to start, etc. These are the GOOD problems (comparatively speaking)!
The BAD problems occur at lunch breaks, when the techs return to find the
Predator mysteriously turned upside down and the tail off or even the whole
Predator completely dismantled.
The poor techs scurry off to report this disaster to their supervisor, only to
find the Predator reassembled while they were gone, yet still unflyable. As you
may've guessed, the ETs/EDs are directly responsible for preventing one of these
things from spying on you!"