Message From Sa~Ni~Ti

[Selene]

My beloved children:

I come to you with blessings and beer. Imbibe freely of my celestial crock:

You have suffered long and patiently from repeated promises, and promises multiplied and promises dangled beyond your reach. In truth, we who watch from our omnipresent technology as we string out these undelivered promises are dazzled by your inability to comprehend reality. It is truly a wonder to us, and we thank you for allowing us to mess with your heads so freely.

On our evolved planet, we are trained in logic, reason and discernment. You do us a great service by providing us mirth and sport as you exercise your credulity and blind passivity. We need not own cats who tumble after string; we have you, our beloved sheep. Our own cats, actually, are too smart to be persistently fooled.

It is with joy and wonder, therefore, that I must report that you are all due to receive Prosperity Packages in pure gold from our allies situated beneath the Brooklyn Bridge. These will be delivered upon conclusion of your free mothership ride to Beyondananda, all expenses paid, of course. We will need only your credit card number and its security code for your verification. Spa fees are additional, and be sure to tip the limo driver.

And we humbly thank you, indeed, for your brave and forthright civil action in allowing us in your stead to hold your elected officials responsible, arrest your criminals, clean up your atmosphere and oceans, take down your FEMA camps and zap Barney back to the stone age. Your passivity is truly awesome here.

Until next time, Little Ones,

I am Sa~Ni~Ti. Imbibe freely.

[Sebastion]

You wouldn't have any openings for a trainee high priest would you? I know people who can deliver some of the finest BS, who could assist as well.......

[onawah]

That shows real style, Selene!
You could give Nidle some real competition, should you decide to set up shop as a channeler.

[PurpleLama]

That was funny as hell. Almost as good as Borden's.

[gooty64]

A post like this really brings me to life and gets my attention and raises my vibration and spirit-no kidding!

[Sebastion]

But Gooty....I was hoping you would be a high priest with me....now how much fun would that be? lol

[Borden]

There is much truth in these words. This channel is genuine.

Anyone who doubts the authenticity of this information is probably a fascist. They also smell.

Borden has spoken.

Borden.

[TargeT]

shouldn't this be moved to the channeling section (haha)


BTW, your about 15 paragraphs short of most channeled messages I've seen...

[Lettherebelight]

Wow!! I am so excited...This news has come just at the right time...I have been having thoughts lately that maybe should get off my butt and do something myself for a positive change..whew! Good thing I waited!

..thanks for sharing this, Selene. Did they say when the Prosperity Packs will come? Will they be delivered by regular postal service or anti-gravitational air drop?

[Anchor]

Do we get flying cars?

I want my flying car.

[Carmody]

Posted by Anchor (here)
Do we get flying cars?

I want my flying car.

Do we need roads?

Anyway, with Neptune in Pisces, you can expect chanelling to be part of the norm as well as the opposing polarity of being irked and 'off' about the subject.

[9eagle9]

Oh yes ....together you two of gadding about will result in the first intergalatic DUI.

Posted by Sebastion (here)
But Gooty....I was hoping you would be a high priest with me....now how much fun would that be? lol

[WhiteFeather]

You can keep the gold, i want a cold one. And besides, i live near the Brooklyn Bridge and the only gold i saw was the empty coors beer cans gleaming in the sun right by the exit ramp to the B.Q.E. heading towards Queens.

[Ascension]

Unfortunately, many people will read the thread title, skip on past it, and miss your brilliant message. I almost skipped it myself.

[Cilka]

Finally we get the real truth messenger for a change. Selene, I crown you as our new cosmic queen.

Do you accept cheques?

[jcocks]

Posted by Borden (here)
There is much truth in these words. This channel is genuine.

Anyone who doubts the authenticity of this information is probably a fascist. They also smell.

Borden has spoken.

Borden.

Ahh...but they smell like roses! Everything smells like roses when you try hard enough!

Step outside, close your eyes, and smell the bullshi... I mean, roses!

[Ellisa]

I don't read the channeling so nearly missed this too! Then I noticed the heading!!! Brilliant!!!

[InCiDeR]

Posted by Selene (here)
(...)I come to you with blessings and beer.(...)

It really comes down to what kind of beer you bring forth if I will buy this message... a real enlightened one will understand we talking about Brooklyn East India Pale Ale...

[9eagle9]

Yay! We are Soooooo advanced way beyond those spiritual gurus who provide Kool Aid!

[Nathalie]

You had me at "...and beer..."