I'm Under Arrest For WHAT? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws

[Nathalie]

Here are a few french laws...

Since 1954, it's illegal for any flying saucer or cigar to « take off, land or fly over the town of Châteauneuf-du-Pape » otherwise the vehicle will be towed away.

In 1999, the mayor of Sainte-Gemmes-sur-Loire has decided to grant, exceptionnally at every Christmas, the right for Santa's reindeer to graze on the Ile-aux-Cheveaux (Isle of Horses) for free...

In november 2007, Philippe Guérin, mayor of Cugneaux, in the Haute-Garonne dept.; has forbidden « anyone not owning a vault to decease on the town's territory ». Adding that any offender « will be severely punished ».

A bill stipulates to this day that « everone should have a bail of hay at home in case the king pays a visit ».

My personal favorite (not so french): In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

[Calz]

Posted by Nathalie (here)

My personal favorite (not so french): In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Too daring to inquire *which* type of gun the male is not supposed to shoot off???

[onawah]

So the question which inevitably occurs now is: what laws could "they" use to apply to people on forums who are plotting with alleged ET/EDs to disappear or relocate national monuments?
Of course, the official stance is that such beings do not exist, but we're not talking about being logical or reasonable here.
We're talking about our current "justice" system...

[Calz]

Posted by onawah (here)
So the question which inevitably occurs now is: what laws could "they" use to apply to people on forums who are plotting with alleged ET/EDs to disappear or relocate national monuments?
Of course, the official stance is that such beings do not exist, but we're not talking about being logical or reasonable here.
We're talking about our current "justice" system...

NDAA ... any questions???

[Nathalie]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Nathalie (here)

My personal favorite (not so french): In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Too daring to inquire *which* type of gun the male is not supposed to shoot off???

[aranuk]

Well I'm keeping away from North Carolina 'cos I won't be allowed to sing at all.


Stan

[shadowstalker]

Posted by Nathalie (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
It gets better (worse?).

Check out this site ... and pick a state ... unbelievable!!!


http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states

It's perfect! I haven't laughed this hard on this forum!! I will climb up the Sacré-Coeur's steps on my knees for you, I'm so grateful!!

One of my younger sisters said from this link that it is unlawful to watch a UFO in the stated of Conn. or report it , i don't remember which , but i made me mad and laugh at the same time

[Maia Gabrial]

CA, this is too funny! Our forefathers were hilarious and ridiculous....
But can you see a similar trend with what Homeland Security considers "terrorism"? Having more than 7 days worth of food stocked up, have a missing finger (highly suspicious), etc.....
Just as ridiculous, right?