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    Spock this spit.
    You are the bomb.

    Thanks to your heads up, I came well prepared.


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    That actually made me laugh out loud and scare the poor cat!
    I haven't got a cat any more, but if I did I would have scared it. Brilliant, Calz.

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    I haven't got a cat any more, but if I did I would have scared it. Brilliant, Calz.

    Borden
    *suddenly sits up and starts looking around* wha- eh?- I thought something was different, what the spock did you do with the cat?

    And most excellent, you're awake- did you cycle yourself back to sober yet or are you at the fuzzyheaded and cottonmouth stage- not that I'd actually KNOW anything about that, no I would not, I run a multidimensional pub and I've heard things, you see...

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    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock
    So why are you so spocking spocked Mr Spock?

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    Anotherbob cannot be stopped.
    Have you tried ductape? It's remarkable stuff, achieves all kinds of things...









    I theorise that with enough duct tape and a strong sense of determination, I could pretty much achieve world domination if that was my goal.

    *blinks innocently*

    Of course, world domination is not my goal.

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock
    I have been furiously writing because I had a theory that you would be in that state of post inebriated devil may care, which is sometimes also described as lunacy. Hijinks ahoy!!! I love it when the evil isn't being pointed at *me*. :D

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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    Anotherbob cannot be stopped.
    Have you tried ductape? It's remarkable stuff, achieves all kinds of things...









    I theorise that with enough duct tape and a strong sense of determination, I could pretty much achieve world domination if that was my goal.

    *blinks innocently*

    Of course, world domination is not my goal.
    Is this a new game you're adding to the pub? I say we set it up right next to the dart boards and pool tables.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock
    So why are you so spocking spocked Mr Spock?

    Fascinating ...


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    Listened intently for the Sound of One Hand Clapping ... only to hear the sound of the other hand Whacking me Upside the Head!

    Don't forget to take the time each day to smile.

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    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock
    So why are you so spocking spocked Mr Spock?
    The closest analogy I can muster for you Earth people would be Alcohol Therapy. The planet of the apes poses certain ontological problems for me, and sobriety is an inadequate response. I trust my drift is caught.

    Borden.

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    Quote Posted by Cerridwen (here)
    Quote Posted by Borden (here)
    I'm awake, but I'm absolutely spocking spocked. Engage me in conversation, it will be hilarious. And I will just endure the white knuckle ride tomorrow of checking what I posted.

    Spock
    So why are you so spocking spocked Mr Spock?
    The closest analogy I can muster for you Earth people would be Alcohol Therapy. The planet of the apes poses certain ontological problems for me, and sobriety is an inadequate response. I trust my drift is caught.

    Borden.
    ... your trust is drifting ...


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    Glad you guys enjoyed Jane's Getting Serious. It was big in the US, but I think I read it didn't do well in the UK for some reason, Borden, which is curious since John Astley is British.
    I first heard it in Berkeley, Ca and just had to buy it...not sure why, but it got to me in just the right way.
    Loved this one the first time I heard it too:

    There's one with visuals here which might be too racy for PA, though foot fetishists (and other admirers of the female form) will love it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ErPRtCDlLI

    Mad Hatter, when recovering from Beeblebrox Brain Bashing Ballbusters and the Throb a Thon couch eludes you, remember that you can sidle over to one of the beautiful belly dancers and they will give you an auric massage (just be being in proximity) that will surely cure whatever ails you...



    Or, for a darker mood...


    and for a lighter mood...
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    And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

    Fascinating ...
    the first is awesome

    Oh, the second one, the second one especially!!

    Being Spocked twice first thing in the morning, now that's a recipe for a rollicking good mood for the rest of the day... *huge cheesy grin*

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    What's with all the belly dancing???

    We will leave all that stuff behind when we ascend ... right???

    The Galactic Federation of Light voice in my head promised me so!!!


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    I don't know about duct tape, but given opposable thumbs, the kitties would have it all over us

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...domination.gif

    Quote Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
    Have you tried ductape? It's remarkable stuff, achieves all kinds of things...
    I theorise that with enough duct tape and a strong sense of determination, I could pretty much achieve world domination if that was my goal.
    *blinks innocently*
    Of course, world domination is not my goal.
    "It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before... to test your limits... to break through barriers.
    And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    ~ Anais Nin ~

    "When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself." Unknown
    _____________

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Perhaps you've never tried it, but IMHO, when you are belly dancing, you ARE Ascending..
    It feels soooooo good..!!

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...4b759950f9.gif

    [QUOTE=Calz_Avaretard;454004]What's with all the belly dancing???
    We will leave all that stuff behind when we ascend ... right???
    The Galactic Federation of Light voice in my head promised me so!!! [QUOTE]

    BTW, I said in a previous post that I would elucidate further on why the term "Throb a Thon" reminded me of a discussion on another thread about Nassim Haramein at:
    http://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...hon#post300676

    I am a big fan of Nassim and his work, but there have been detractors on the forum and in one particularly heated discussion during which the detractors were using scornful quotes from someone who called himself "Bob a Thon", I found a quote from Nassim on his website where he addressed Bob a Thon's scurrilous attacks with this jab (ouch!):

    Quote Nassim wrote:
    "It seems like I can’t even get the gentleman’s real name or find any of his credentials to be able to ascertain his capacity to review my work. As such, since he gave himself the name Bob-a-thon I shall call him Dr. Bob-a-thon, which, interestingly, I found to have a very disturbing definition in the urban dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=b.+o : “b.o.b.-a-thon: It may be that the gentleman had not done a full investigation before jumping to conclusions and choosing this pseudonym."

    Here's the definition from the urban slang dictionary:
    b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.
    Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
    Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!
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    "It takes courage to push yourself to places that you have never been before... to test your limits... to break through barriers.
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    ~ Anais Nin ~

    "When you choose to see the good in others, you end up finding the good in yourself." Unknown
    _____________

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    It is with a roll of duct tape in the one hand, and a can of WD40 in the other that one may set about world conquest.

    In a deeper understanding of duct tape, and of the Bible, a good friend took a brand new bible that he had bought and proceeded to tape up the cover and spine. Some time later he bequeathed this book unto me. More years went by, and another friend sees the book and a very puzzled look comes across his face. He went on to explain that he held to the philosophy that if anything didn't move that was supposed to, then WD40 could fix it, make it move. Conversely, if anything ever moved that wasn't supposed to, then duct tape was the answer. His question to me was, what the hell was that bible doing that made me have to bind it up with duct tape?
    The above post is either satire or parody.
    It is entirely fictitious.

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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Quote Posted by onawah (here)

    Perhaps you've never tried it, but IMHO, when you are belly dancing, you ARE Ascending..
    It feels soooooo good..
    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    What's with all the belly dancing???
    We will leave all that stuff behind when we ascend ... right???
    The Galactic Federation of Light voice in my head promised me so!!!

    Yep that's true ... caught me dead to rights you have ...

    Learn from my sons I have [joking of course ... not really]


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    Default Re: Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

    Once you know who you are, nothing outside of yourself can threaten you.


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    Juke box time.

    Check out the location ... beautiful.

    Not belly dancing but pan through the crowd and perhaps you can spot a few "ascending".

    Not endorsing "shooting" anyone ... except perhaps the "virus" ... in which case it works here.

    Listened intently for the Sound of One Hand Clapping ... only to hear the sound of the other hand Whacking me Upside the Head!

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