Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[Borden]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)
*Whispers to Songs "I think we're making poor Darth Borden squirm." and starts to giggle*

Not at all ... Songsy apparently wanted to know about the sensitivity of certain parts of me, but she had to gently kick me in the ego then scamper away. It's all right, I understand. Anyway, she missed. That was my shin.

You don't get to wield the power of Darth Borden if you couldn't even get past the 'feminine wiles' exams in the first year. Pah.

[REILLY]

Good save, Borden.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)
Not at all ... Songsy apparently wanted to know about the sensitivity of certain parts of me, but she had to gently kick me in the ego then scamper away. It's all right, I understand. Anyway, she missed. That was my shin.

Lol, as if such an easy shot would have been aimed at a Sith. Please- like I'm going to insult *either* of us in such a fashion...

*bounces*

I never kick then scamper! If I'm going to kick, then I want to stay around for the rest of the shenanigans!

[songsfortheotherkind]

The Pub now comes with a Conditions of Entry suggestion:



slamdance, people! It's called slamdance! :D

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Good save, Borden.

*bouncing gleefully* He does have his moments, doesn't he? It all makes the Pub such a fun place to be- even the strangely silent lurkers in the corner add to the flavour of the place. :D


*gives a big cheery wave to all the invisible lurkers*

[Borden]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Good save, Borden.

*bouncing gleefully* He does have his moments, doesn't he? It all makes the Pub such a fun place to be- even the strangely silent lurkers in the corner add to the flavour of the place. :D


*gives a big cheery wave to all the invisible lurkers*

Yes, I thought I heard rustling from empty spaces ...

Anyway, I realized several posts had gone by that have lacked two vital ingredients ... cheesy music, and logistical help for human patrons who may experience trouble with the spatial dynamics of certain rooms

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufrCIwNk1zc

I can't see how humans could have any trouble at all with that now. What? It's as clear as flat-pack furniture assembly instructions! What's wrong with you?!

[songsfortheotherkind]

Now Showing in our Private Theater-




And for those who aren't sure about how things work around here-

[Cerridwen]

Posted by Borden (here)

I can't see how humans could have any trouble at all with that now. What? It's as clear as flat-pack furniture assembly instructions! What's wrong with you?!

Well, I will admit to taking a few wrong turns on my way to my lovely massage this morning, even with Songs directions. I'm blaming it on the scotch. *hiccup* *giggle*
Thank you Borden for the YOU ARE HERE video. It explains everything now.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)
I can't see how humans could have any trouble at all with that now. What? It's as clear as flat-pack furniture assembly instructions! What's wrong with you?!

awesome jukebox selection, it works for me. :D

As for humans and the spatial disorientation issue, perhaps a turn or three in a throb-a-tron couch will do the trick? If it doesn't cure them, it can't do any harm. *sudden thought* Oh, wait, that's not *strictly* true...

[Arturo]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Good save, Borden.

*bouncing gleefully* He does have his moments, doesn't he? It all makes the Pub such a fun place to be- even the strangely silent lurkers in the corner add to the flavour of the place. :D


*gives a big cheery wave to all the invisible lurkers*

Strangely silent lurker stands up awkwardly and waves.

Not sure about all dialects spoken here, but the wave seems universal enough, and it's the one thing I'm confident I won't screw up.

Strangely silent lurker sits back down and sips his drink, trying to look cool. Please tell me it's working.

[Calz]

Working ...

to Avalon

[Arturo]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Working ...

to Avalon

Phew.


(Ok, "phew" apparently is not an adequate response according to the cyber police. It needs to be longer. Do I have to shed my "provisional" status before I can serve up a few of my laconic gems? ha!)


And p.s. Thanks for the warm welcome Mr Calz

[Calz]

Posted by Arturo (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Working ...

to Avalon

Phew.


(Ok, "phew" apparently is not an adequate response according to the cyber police. It needs to be longer. Do I have to shed my "provisional" status before I can serve up a few of my laconic gems? ha!)


And p.s. Thanks for the warm welcome Mr Calz

House rules are up to our gracious hostess ...

I dare not attempt to speak for her


PS - quite welcome.

Hope you enjoy your time here and learn a few things along the way (or perhaps teach us a thing or two)


Cal

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Arturo (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Working ...

to Avalon

Phew.


(Ok, "phew" apparently is not an adequate response according to the cyber police. It needs to be longer. Do I have to shed my "provisional" status before I can serve up a few of my laconic gems? ha!)


And p.s. Thanks for the warm welcome Mr Calz

You were indeed fortunate to run into the welcome wagon, there are dangerous lurking beasties in this Pub... *grins* I'm not one of them- well, at least not at the moment, but watch out for the full moon- or a change in mood- and just steer clear if you see any epic battles involving Sith and Shapeshifters going on...

*laughing*

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Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Working ...

to Avalon

hey, it appears we might need a 'Welcome to the Pub' icon. *grinning* I wonder what *that* would look like...

[Arturo]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Arturo (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Working ...

to Avalon

Phew.


(Ok, "phew" apparently is not an adequate response according to the cyber police. It needs to be longer. Do I have to shed my "provisional" status before I can serve up a few of my laconic gems? ha!)


And p.s. Thanks for the warm welcome Mr Calz

House rules are up to our gracious hostess ...

I dare not attempt to speak for her


PS - quite welcome.

Hope you enjoy your time here and learn a few things along the way (or perhaps teach us a thing or two)


Cal

I'm here to play grasshopper for a while. I'll speak up a little more when I'm certain I won't embarrass myself in a way that'll keep me up nights.

So I gotta check with the hostess, eh? No doubt you're referring to the one with the not inconsiderable bust? he-he.

I've been a lurker on these forums for a while now, and I've got to say (for 10 brown-nose points!) this is the coolest thread I've seen in some time. Looking forward to shootin the breeze here in the future with you wonderfully eccentric folks, but for now it's off to bed. Early wake-up tomorrow. Until then...

Arturo

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
House rules are up to our gracious hostess ...

See 'BLAME' in post #587. :D

I dare not attempt to speak for her

Learned well, he has, yes

PS - quite welcome.

Hope you enjoy your time here and learn a few things along the way (or perhaps teach us a thing or two)

Cal

*grins* You're an excellent welcome wagon, indeed.

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

hey, it appears we might need a 'Welcome to the Pub' icon. *grinning* I wonder what *that* would look like...

Perhaps this will suffice for now when the search is on ...





... although until we get our shipment of toilet paper this one might be more appropriate ...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Arturo (here)
I'm here to play grasshopper for a while. I'll speak up a little more when I'm certain I won't embarrass myself in a way that'll keep me up nights.

Please, feel free to make a complete idiot of your Self, there are some here in the Pub who can give you some excellent pointers in that direction should you wish. :D Occasionally I am one of them, but when I do it, it has style.

So I gotta check with the hostess, eh? No doubt you're referring to the one with the not inconsiderable bust? he-he.

*pointy eared and curling horns grin* Yes, yes , that would be me...

I've been a lurker on these forums for a while now, and I've got to say (for 10 brown-nose points!) this is the coolest thread I've seen in some time. Looking forward to shootin the breeze here in the future with you wonderfully eccentric folks, but for now it's off to bed. Early wake-up tomorrow. Until then...

Arturo

Plenty of crash spaces here. Enjoy. :D

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
House rules are up to our gracious hostess ...

See 'BLAME' in post #587. :D

I dare not attempt to speak for her

Learned well, he has, yes

For some strange reason the word Pavlov has just entered the building ...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

hey, it appears we might need a 'Welcome to the Pub' icon. *grinning* I wonder what *that* would look like...

Perhaps this will suffice for now when the search is on ...

*coolly polite and slightly eyebrow raised* Calz, are you bagging my Pub, after I was *so* nice to you?


*shakes head* And just when some of the females working here were warming up to you, too- you'll have to watch out now, or did you forget that



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Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
For some strange reason the word Pavlov has just entered the building ...

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and yet somehow, no...


*squeee!*

Lol, I only just noticed that I got post number 600! hurrah! *bounce*