Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inMXJ8YmyNU

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Chinaski (here)
in fact, in my air band fantasy my talents are so great, my gifts so profound, that i'm able to play lead guitar, drums, and do lead vocals all at once. i had fun playing sax *and* guitar here at the same time. thanks again.

how this played out in my head was that you tied your Self into an elaborate macrame knot *and* you gave your Self three much needed back adjustments. It was impressive!

... had my cell phone handy to memorialize the event





Now we have our first nominee for our Pub Hall Of Fame Wall.

[comes in very handy during dart season]
[whatever happened to dart season? so 30 something pages ago ...]

[Borden]

I'll have you know, Songsy and Cerridwen ... that this word you keep trying to make me squirm with is not unknown to me. In fact, my female sources inform me, its location and disposition are two matters that fall well within the arena of what might be termed 'Borden's special knowledge'. Woo-hoo! Look at my male ego go! But I'm sure there's nothing unexpected in that, haha. So there. I think all this squirming business is mere projection! The Caps lock gives you away! Aha! Aren't we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ...

So I'd only gone out for some ice cream ...

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADxFPQZAlJw

WhiteCrowBlackDeer ... I want you to go and meet George Lucas again ... and this time, punch him in the beard until agrees to make another three Star Wars films. Okay? (Very impressive name drop, by the way, I love it.)

Anyway, here's to good songs I just won't sing in the shower.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QFu8SD4sqE

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)

I'll have you know, Songsy and Cerridwen ... that this word you keep trying to make me squirm with is not unknown to me. In fact, my female sources inform me, its location and disposition are two matters that fall well within the arena of what might be termed 'Borden's special knowledge'. Woo-hoo! Look at my male ego go! But I'm sure there's nothing unexpected in that, haha. So there. I think all this squirming business is mere projection! The Caps lock gives you away! Aha! Aren't we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin ...

Atta boy there Borden ... be the manly man you were always meant to be

Besides .... everyone knows full well that CLITOSAURUS have long been extinct!!!





I know because of many past lives there ...

[Borden]

Aaah, Calz, I loved dinosaurs as a child. Wasn't that the one that was known for its irrational behaviour and violent mood swings? Not as big as some of the other carnivores, but savage and lethal if approached from the wrong angle or at the wrong time of the day? I'm in the shadows in my new pic, but I'll see if I can blend into them totally before Songsy and Cerridwen come back. That's the extent of my manliness!

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)
Aaah, Calz, I loved dinosaurs as a child. Wasn't that the one that was known for its irrational behaviour and violent mood swings? Not as big as some of the other carnivores, but savage and lethal if approached from the wrong angle or at the wrong time of the day? I'm in the shadows in my new pic, but I'll see if I can blend into them totally before Songsy and Cerridwen come back. That's the extent of my manliness!

My past life regressionist tells me (after a timely tweet) that it's the "time of the *month*" to very very weary of ...

[ViralSpiral]

Posted by Borden (here)
Wasn't that the one that was known for its irrational behaviour and violent mood swings? Not as big as some of the other carnivores, but savage and lethal if approached from the wrong angle or at the wrong time of the day?

Can I have a mojito please...............









NOW!!

[Borden]

I love you, Calz. I carefully wrote 'day' instead of 'month'.

There's nothing like having a little blue Jedi master to draw fire away from a shadowy but foolish Sith. When they get back I will relax at the bar with a Borden special and watch your sabre whir about deflecting lady-laser fire until the moon has moved a little and they feel less tetchy. Oh damn! Now I've done it! Right, back to back then, Master Smurf. It's okay, I can hold my Borden special in my left hand.

(You know, seeing Viral Spiral's post makes me more and more convinced I definitely missed that pic Ninja week in Jedi school. I was probably off being seduced by the dark side or something, dammit.)

[Calz]

Posted by ViralSpiral (here)

Can I have a mojito please...............

Well hi there Viral

Sure ... the mojito repellent is in the top cabinet ...

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)
I love you, Calz. I carefully wrote 'day' instead of 'month'.

There's nothing like having a little blue Jedi master to draw fire away from a shadowy but foolish Sith. When they get back I will relax at the bar with a Borden special and watch your sabre whir about deflecting lady-laser fire until the moon has moved a little and they feel less tetchy. Oh damn! Now I've done it! Right, back to back then, Master Smurf. It's okay, I can hold my Borden special in my left hand.

You took off your shades .... so the testostoronie was ready to roll .... perhaps tales will be scrawled on the bathroom walls of my heroic deeds someday (least after we get the toilet paper shipment).

[Borden]

Oh now you've done it ... the toilet is exactly where I'll be hiding. In shades ... and wreathed in shadows. I won't be hard to find because I'll be bumping into absolutely everything and shouting in surprise and pain quite a lot I expect.

[ViralSpiral]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ViralSpiral (here)

Can I have a mojito please...............

Well hi there Viral

You flirt and then tell me to get my own drink?!?!?

Wait until my generous chop suey gets a hold of dem azure Charlie's ears!!

[Calz]

Posted by ViralSpiral (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ViralSpiral (here)

Can I have a mojito please...............

Well hi there Viral

You flirt and then tell me to get my own drink?!?!?

Wait until my generous chop suey gets a hold of dem azure Charlie's ears!!

Thot you totalled the tea ... Green Smoothie???

[no not the lizard sitting in the corner ... the Pub's Finest]

[ViralSpiral]

And you know what thot did...

Aaaaaaaanyway....... she says, flicking yoda's into corners with Lizzies


Oh hang on, another mood swing about to hit

Unfortunately, this video is not available in Germany because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights.
Sorry about that.

Sorry??

Ne'erm!nd, bad live version will do

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3lpSGS5tS0

Alright sir,
Sure I’ll have another one it’s early,
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty
Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty

Wind me up and watch me go

[Calz]

Posted by ViralSpiral (here)
And you know what thot did...

Aaaaaaaanyway....... she says, flicking yoda's into corners with Lizzies

Oh hang on, another mood swing about to hit

Unfortunately, this video is not available in Germany because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights.
Sorry about that.

Sorry??

Ne'erm!nd, bad live version will do



Alright sir,
Sure I’ll have another one it’s early,
Three olives, shake it up, I like it dirty
Tequila for my friend it makes her flirty

Wind me up and watch me go

Lizzies???

Talking about my drinking buddies you are???






Fun night at the Pub ... shaking, winding, dirty and swinging your mood you are?

... oh my ...

[Mad Hatter]

Post very gingerly disentangling himself from the throb a tron couch in order to avoid setting some of it's more disturbing features in motion again he decides a stroll outside might fit the bill and arc's up a full peace pipe in attempt to forgot some the aforementioned motions of angular momentum.

It was then he noticed a demonstartion on correct parking procedures...

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFRknN1ckM

which when viewed frame by frame shows the skill of the teacher a she leans in and even counter steers. A true master of the art.

An offer to share the peace pipe saw a conversation struck up with an unusual looking individual concerned for the where abouts of his mate...

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRoTqo6Sd8

After advising him that the fractal holographic multiversal tardis like interior of the pub would be an excellent place to start looking left it at that.

Upon re entering the pub he notices the influx of new patrons and orders a round of 'nangs' for everyone and is a litttle bemused by recent references to headgear....



one of which which remarkably, given the reflective nature of this fine established, reminded him of the outcome of various ill conceived attempts to climb the corporate ladder resulting in nothing more than bogun with a grogun status.

*thats done it I'm going to have to find one of those to add to the 3D collection!!! *

[ViralSpiral]

Posted by Mad Hatter (here)
reminded him of the outcome of various ill conceived attempts to climb the corporate ladder

I agree, ladders, especially corporate ones can be so, erm, discombobulating.

Help is at hand



Next time you may wish to try automated ascension?

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPztb-c16as

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Borden (here)
(I was probably off being seduced by the dark side or something, dammit.)

*laughing*

*Homer Simpson voice* Mmmm, something.....

[Cerridwen]

Alright I just woke up, it's just after 5:30 am and I'm trying to drink my tea without it spewing it all over from laughing at Borden and Calz. I'll be back later...

[Paula]

Posted by WhiteCrowBlackDeer (here)

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)
Love to a Lovely Soul, songsforanotherkind

black winged and pointy eared love back at you, although I do find it internally odd to be called 'lovely'- spiritual dysmorphia as well as physical, apparently.

I did pull out my dictionary because at times I am challenged in the written message. So I looked up your word: "dysmorphia" - deformity or abnormality in the shape or size of a specified part of the body. Me thinkith I need a larger dictionary.

So rather than to misinterpret. I'll say that these eyes only see soul and light from others, not physical. So for "songsfortheotherkind" I see only Great Soul Light.

With heart,
WhiteCrowBlackDeer

#736 by songsfortheotherkind: "That 'taking care of others' programming was jammed at me from the age of three, when I took on the business of protecting my younger sister from our mother. Another sister and by the time I was 7. I was caring for them, often left to figure out how to feed them with no food in the house, all the same story and how it is. It just expanded from there, until it felt like I was responsible for the entire gorram world- that's what sparked the obviously unsuccessful suicide attempt at 14."

Hello songsfortheotherkind,

Second oldest of eight, I share in part with your experiences; shoulder with responsibility of a mother rather than a daughter at such a young age. I’m still not quite sure how to reference your description of “dysmorphia”, but below is what I consider those of us that signed on to experience great growth in a short time. The purpose? So we can on with the real business of why we are here. This is my perception of why we’re souls of “twoofakind”:

“Protectors of Another Kind” have eyes to see those of the same ilk. Dysmorphia is but one tool in our medicine bag. We are great medicine people; blessed with inner knowing. Medicine People have the ability to cast wide healing nets. “Protectors of Another Kind” are the beauty, the alchemy of transfiguration in the many. Scars now lifted, we journey back to the Absolute, The One.

Love and Blessings,
WhiteCrowBlackDeer